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Uhhh.... Does this clock look familiar?
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 10:10 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 04:54 |
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Just finished binging this thread. I read Dr. Eeek, Purple Peanutbutter and Tick Tock as a kid. Never could have imagined the likes of Werewolf Woods and Screaming Armor were in this series. Anyway, This clock looks familiar. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Dec 30, 2017 |
# ? Dec 29, 2017 16:04 |
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quote:Aha! You have seen this clock before! What was it about this clock that was so strange? Oh yes! Now you remember everything. You've read all about this weird cuckoo clock in a GOOSEBUMPS book - The Cuckoo Clock of Doom. quote:You've just got to know if this is the same clock as the one in the GOOSEBUMPS book. It was such an amazing story. You reach up to the little door just over the clock face. It slides open. You peer inside. More and more I find myself regretting my decision to not end the book after finishing the first path. Character Sheet posted:Inventory Our options posted:
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:44 |
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Examine the other clock
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:50 |
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I can't believe getting the reference kills you. What a poo poo. Examine non-lethal clock.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 17:59 |
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Like our idiot protagonist is stuck as a cuckoo, so is our guide stuck parroting this lovely book. Examine the other clock that will probably kill us too
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 18:01 |
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quote:You've just got to know if this is the same clock as the one in the GOOSEBUMPS book. It was such an amazing story. No, c'mon, you can't do this! Let's gently caress with the other clock
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 18:57 |
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This is a bad book. Other clock it is. EDIT: On a whim, I googled this book and stumbled onto this book's entry in the Goosebumps Wiki (spoilers for endings). This line speaks for itself: quote:Most of the choices are based on things that, realistically, the reader should not be in control of. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Dec 29, 2017 |
# ? Dec 29, 2017 23:39 |
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quote:The antique cuckoo clock in the corner is strange. But it's nothing compared to the clock hanging on the wall next to it! "This clock looks like something from the future," you say to Kip and Abbey. Character Sheet posted:Inventory
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 22:30 |
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Green. Here's my reasoning: 1. I can't see how loving with these clocks will immediately get us to the goal ending. 2. I'm in the middle of a move, and I've uncovered some old CYOAs of mine. The trips down nostalgia lane have taught me that endings are weighted to the backs of the books. 3. Therefore, pink and orange are more likely to waste our time with a non-goal end. There is a caveat with 2 in that the books I've rediscovered are written much better, but I'm of the belief that having more endings near the back is an inherent quirk of the format.
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 23:11 |
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Pink, because it's the first one that popped into my head.
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 23:20 |
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Orange because I want us to try turning the hands on a clock with no hands, because that's stupid, just like this book.
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 23:53 |
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Green.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 00:20 |
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I'll say Pink.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 00:52 |
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Dice say Orange. I'm contributing!
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 05:20 |
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Pink
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 05:55 |
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Of those three, I prefer the fiery orange
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 15:10 |
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Orange.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 16:59 |
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quote:The middle clock face has no hands so you can't reset the time. You study this orange clock face for a moment and decide not to play with it now. Instead you slip the whole clock under your sweatshirt. "This might come in handy later," you say to Kip and Abbey. "You never know when we might need more time." quote:You slam yourself against the door at the back of the roomful of clocks. It won't budge. quote:"Wheeeeeeee!" Abbey yells. Her hair flies out behind her as you zoom faster and faster down the spiraling slide. Character Sheet posted:Inventory
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 18:27 |
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Oh gently caress off. Does the book really call it "Tales?" Because my coin only came up Tails.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 19:00 |
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...this is going to lead to a pun-based death, isn't it? Anyway, my coin came out Tails so TALES it is.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 20:21 |
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This book is like a fever dream. My coin came up Tales . I'm starting to think it's counterfeit.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 20:30 |
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Y'all, you know you're leading yourselves into a dumb pun trap here. We gotta head this poo poo off before it happens.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 20:44 |
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We really need to head on out of here.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 20:55 |
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Octatonic posted:Y'all, you know you're leading yourselves into a dumb pun trap here. We gotta head this poo poo off before it happens. Capital reasoning.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 23:42 |
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Unless they're both pun related and no one wins.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 00:41 |
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Let's try to cut this situation off at the head.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 03:57 |
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quote:Your coin landed on heads, so heads it is. You push the button. The glass wall slides open to a low-ceilinged room. A sign above the door warns you to WATCH YOUR HEAD. quote:Where the queen's head was, Abbey's head now rests. On Abbey's neck the queen's head straightens itself and stares right at you! The new Queen Abbey stands peering at the glass door trying to catch her own reflection. Character Sheet posted:Inventory
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 05:55 |
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Our head hasn't done us any good so far, maybe try someone else's
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 06:44 |
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loving called it. Use our own head.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 07:43 |
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Use someone else's head, hopefully as a battering ram.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 07:55 |
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Where's the option to not help Kip? gently caress it, grab a head from the rack and fight heads with heads.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 13:26 |
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quote:You can't trust your own head to keep Kip from being buried by a regiment of rolling soldier heads. Instead, you gaze around the room for someone more intelligent. In the farthest corner of the room you spy one lonely head resting on the highest shelf. Character Sheet posted:Inventory Our options posted:
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:27 |
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Rebonack7 posted:Aha, you think. It's on the highest shelf. It probably has the highest IQ. If this were true, our character’s head would be on a dusty shelf in the basement. Let’s push TALES.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 19:54 |
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This book is more like a fever dream where things just don't stop from keep happening for no reason, constantly, than Werewolf Woods' insane cereal troll digression. I think I preferred Werewolf Woods just for the interest factor of how completely inane it was. Let's use our head to help Kip.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 19:55 |
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Let's go back into the maze. I have a good feeling about this :v
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 21:03 |
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Pink Clock.Android Blues posted:This book is more like a fever dream where things just don't stop from keep happening for no reason, constantly, than Werewolf Woods' insane cereal troll digression. I think I preferred Werewolf Woods just for the interest factor of how completely inane it was. Ditto. Werewolf Woods at least was entertainingly bad. This is just plain bad. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Jan 1, 2018 |
# ? Jan 1, 2018 21:09 |
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:55 |
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quote:So you think you're good at mazes, huh? Try to get yourself out of this one! Pick up a pencil and try to draw the escape route out of the maze below. Can you do it on your first try? Character Sheet posted:Inventory
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 01:23 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 04:54 |
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I started at the exit and worked my way back, but I did it.
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 01:31 |