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Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.
I'm surprised people are so calm by all of this poo poo

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farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

Ague Proof posted:

Debatable.

Oblate spheroid?

Willo567 posted:

I'm surprised people are so calm by all of this poo poo

I'm close enough to DC to die quickly.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Willo567 posted:

I'm surprised people are so calm by all of this poo poo

There's nothing really you can do.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Willo567 posted:

I'm surprised people are so calm by all of this poo poo

We're really not though... Nothing about this admin is normal.

And this:

dont even fink about it posted:

There's nothing really you can do.

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009

Willo567 posted:

I'm surprised people are so calm by all of this poo poo

No one escapes death, or can affect the actions of an idiot with a button.

Also there's a lot of thematic value to be considered in a nuclear holocaust y'know.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

If anything happens we'll probably stop doing the combat drills and amp up our propaganda instead. My biggest worry is that North Korea is just going to start selling nuclear material to terrorist groups, which I wouldn't put past them.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Bronze posted:

The Netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz (NetzDG) law

God, what an amazing language the Germans have.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
Okay, I'm better. :shobon:

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Willo567 posted:

I'm surprised people are so calm by all of this poo poo

Explain what we can do about the problem. Is your only function in life to eat, poo poo(post), and worry about nuclear holocaust?

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Happy New Year, everyone.

Visual record of the upcoming year:

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



My favorite* thing in the FBI subpoena stuff was his Gmail address leaking, gclarke.cowboy.

* - I mean besides the fact that he's being investigated at all.

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.
I just don't want to die

I don't live near D.C., I live in the Southern part of Maryland, so I don't know how a nuke going off there would affect me here

And I don't wanna know

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Willo567 posted:

I'm surprised people are so calm by all of this poo poo

I have sorta made peace with it. That fat gently caress wants a war with nk or elsewhere. NK has nukes and trumps a moron.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

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Willo567 posted:

I just don't want to die

I don't live near D.C., I live in the Southern part of Maryland, so I don't know how a nuke going off there would affect me here

And I don't wanna know

You'll be fine, Willo.

Also, happy new year, Trump Thread! :h:

7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008

Chadderbox posted:

Just lie back and think of England. It'll be over quick.


In all seriousness I think the US will strike NK in 2018. Perhaps it will escalate to a full blown war and perhaps it won't, it's going to happen though.

Edit: Adding http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/31/politics/north-korea-trump-mullen-graham/index.html

It looks like Admiral Mullen is over the idea that diplomacy is going to work.

Ehh... North Korea aint gonna launch first. They'll dickwave for the home audience but that's it. If Trump tries to do something dumb that could potentially get an American city nuked, I actually feel the military would just say no.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

DJT has probably had several strokes but his tiny hands are unable to stimulate him to completion

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
The question is can they distract him long enough with his shiny phone and tweeters to prevent nuclear holocaust :thunk:

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Willo567 posted:

I'm surprised people are so calm by all of this poo poo

I'm in Seattle. We're the closest easiest major city for NK to bomb. I'm happy with my life right now and if something launched i'd just hug my husband and close my eyes. I'm ready.

Seriously though, its all really just posturing and I don't believe anything is going to happen. And if there is something happening there isn't dick all I can do. No point in even thinking about it.

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

not sure if fireworks or firearms (texas goon)

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

KickerOfMice posted:

You'll be fine, Willo.

Also, happy new year, Trump Thread! :h:



If this offends someone, I don't care. This is loving art. :colbert:

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

Willo567 posted:

I'm surprised people are so calm by all of this poo poo

Ironically being raised in an authoritarian doomsday cult has left me well prepared to cope with the reality of a Trump administration. At least that is what I tell myself so that I can keep laughing about all this.

"If you gotta look the Devil in the eye be sure to smile while you do it" has long been my personal motto.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

I'd worry way more about global climate change than a nuclear holocaust, to be honest, because the point at which we should have been doing something significant about that passed a long time ago, and instead we have a knucklehead tearing into the research and engaging in a moronic Twitter propaganda campaign against action. I look forward to explaining what the coastal cities were like to my kid.

7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008

Bicyclops posted:

I'd worry way more about global climate change than a nuclear holocaust, to be honest, because the point at which we should have been doing something significant about that passed a long time ago, and instead we have a knucklehead tearing into the research and engaging in a moronic Twitter propaganda campaign against action. I look forward to explaining what the coastal cities were like to my kid.

Ohh most costal cities are gonna be fine. They can do crazy poo poo with pumps and walls and poo poo.

Miami is straight hosed though.

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009

silicone thrills posted:

Seriously though, its all really just posturing and I don't believe anything is going to happen. And if there is something happening there isn't dick all I can do. No point in even thinking about it.

It's 100% posturing. North Korea is not about to invite its own destruction, and for all his bluster Trump lacks any meaningful inclination towards war. So far his contribution to the Middle East has been to shrug and just let some generals do what they want. He hasn't initiated poo poo, and I don't think any important general is particularly keen on war with North Korea.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

silicone thrills posted:

I'm in Seattle. We're the closest easiest major city for NK to bomb. I'm happy with my life right now and if something launched i'd just hug my husband and close my eyes. I'm ready.

Seriously though, its all really just posturing and I don't believe anything is going to happen. And if there is something happening there isn't dick all I can do. No point in even thinking about it.

NK is not dumb enough to launch a nuclear first strike against the US. They know full well that they would get utterly glassed in retaliation. This is nothing new for NK, what they want are economic and diplomatic concessions. Their foreign policy isn't insane, it's very deliberate and calculated to toe the line and extract maximum benefits.

On the other hand Trump is absolutely enough of a moron to order a conventional (probably not nuclear) first strike against NK. Whether the US military is able to prevent him from doing that, who knows.



Basically you should be far more worried about our fragile-ego idiot manchild President than Kim Jong Un.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

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Pellisworth posted:

Basically you should be far more worried about our fragile-ego idiot manchild President than Kim Jong Un.

Also, nobody is about to get nuked. :toxx:

mistaya
Oct 18, 2006

Cat of Wealth and Taste

KickerOfMice posted:

Also, nobody is about to get nuked. :toxx:

If no one is left to enforce it, is it still a toxx?

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Twenty or more years ago, they were random losers who you never heard about because they just quietly did whatever they do, alone.

Years ago I heard an interview on some radio show with a guy was talking about women in high heels squishing bugs as a type of kink some guys are into. I hadn't thought about it in a while, but this reminded me of it. My favorite quote was "people have always had "weird" kinks, now the internet just makes it easier for them to find other people into the same poo poo."

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

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mistaya posted:

If no one is left to enforce it, is it still a toxx?

Ehh, Lowtax lives in Missuorabraska, Ohiokota or something so he'll still be around.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Chadderbox posted:

In all seriousness I think the US will strike NK in 2018. Perhaps it will escalate to a full blown war and perhaps it won't, it's going to happen though.

This is where I'm at too. The US will strike NK and then go full court with the spin that any retaliation by NK means NK is the aggressor and is an act of war.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Best thing about today is watching Willo slow-roll himself.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Trabisnikof posted:

This is where I'm at too. The US will strike NK and then go full court with the spin that any retaliation by NK means NK is the aggressor and is an act of war.

I feel like if we hit NK it'll be all-in like Iraq was, at least as far as destroying all their means of retaliation via airstrikes goes.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

I have sorta made peace with it. That fat gently caress wants a war with nk or elsewhere. NK has nukes and trumps a moron.

One thing this administration has made me very acutely aware of is whether an opinion or reaction that I have is based on whether it affects me personally, or whether it's something that should matter no matter who or where the people are the thing in question affects.

Like, does it only matter to me that swatting is a thing that can get random people minding their own business killed just because suddenly it's brought home to me that the NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH sign at the entrance of my street means there's a good possibility a well-meaning police department might act on a tip from the nutball three houses down and shoot me at my front door? Or does the fact that thinking about it affecting me makes it seem to loom larger in my own consciousness mark it as something I should have paid more attention to regardless of whether it has the potential to affect me or not?

More and more I view voters going in front of cameras talking about how they only vote based on how things affect them personally with disgust. Oh, suddenly you have an opinion about the capital gains tax, do you? :fry: Your opinion of the tax reform plan depends on how your personal take-home pay will be affected, never mind these hundred other representative households (who, gasp, are not you) from across the spectrum? You don't care about Obamacare because you have insurance through work, so gently caress the individual mandate? Immigration and the wall and the travel ban are all things you want to just not have to think about, right, because that's other people. Oceans gonna rise? Who cares, you don't live on a coastal floodplain. As long as you're okay, that's where the mental calculations come clanking to a halt, right?

Similarly, if the nukes are going to start flying, and I feel myself starting to worry because I happen to live in a metro area that's likely to be the first on the target list, well, it's gonna be someone, right? It's not like surviving would be a hell of a lot better.

I'm still ashamed of myself for having reacted selfishly and self-centeredly in the days following 9/11 (when for all we knew all the major cities were going to be hit with anthrax and suicide bombing waves to flatten whole urban population centers) to the extent that it knocked my thinking cockeyed for years. It's really only been the last two-three years I've been able to fully shake it.

Eh. I should have just deleted this like I've deleted so many other posts that I ended up writing and not posting in this thread.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

KickerOfMice posted:

Ehh, Lowtax lives in Missuorabraska, Ohiokota or something so he'll still be around.

Paralysis of the United States mail was more of a shock to Edgar Quisenberry than anything that had occurred thus far. At last, he confessed to himself the impossible reality of the day. Realization did not come all at once. It could not, for his mind refused to assimilate it. He attempted to accept the probability that the Treasury in Washington, Wall Street, and Federal Reserve banks everywhere, all were now radioactive ash. No longer any clearinghouses or correspondent banks. He was sickened by the realization that a great part of his own assets-that is, the assets of his bank-were no longer assets at all. Of what use were Treasury bonds and notes when there was no Treasury? What good were the municipal bonds of Tampa, Jacksonville, and Miami when there were no municipalities? Who would straighten all this out, and how, and when? Who would tell him? Who would know? With all communications out, he could not even confer with fellow bankers in San Marco. He began to sweat. He took out his fountain pen and began jotting down figures on a scratch pad. If he could just get everything down in figures, they ought to balance. They always had.

Edgar's cashier came into the office and said, "We're not cashing out-of-town checks, are we, Mr. Quisenberry?" "Certainly not! How can we cash out-of-town checks when we don't know whether a town's still there?" Edgar flinched, remembering that only yesterday he had cashed a big check for Randolph Bragg on an Omaha bank. Certainly Omaha, right in the center of the country, ought to be safe. Edgar had never given much thought to all the talk about rockets and missiles and such. He always prided himself on keeping his feet firmly on the ground, and examining the facts in a hardheaded, practical manner. And the facts, as he had publicly stated, were that Russia intended to defeat the United States by scaring us into an inflationary, socialistic depression, and not by tossing missiles at us. The country was basically sound and the Russians would never attack a basically sound country. And yet they had attacked, and if they could hit Florida they could hit Omaha-or anywhere.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

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To the point, Willo, sip your liquor and sniff the moonlight. Everything is cool. Do't listen to these FAKE POSTERS

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Please do not sniff the moonlight if you are on the East Coast, as your rear end may freeze off. Thousands of Americans will lose their asses on this day due to irresponsible New Year behavior.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Start drinking and don't stop willo. You won't want to feel anything when the bombs start dropping at the stroke of midnight

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Republicans posted:

I feel like if we hit NK it'll be all-in like Iraq was, at least as far as destroying all their means of retaliation via airstrikes goes.

I could see us doing some massive cruise missile strikes where we try to blow up their entire long range missile program and nuclear program at once. And Republicans would play it like the israeli strike on iraq's nuclear reactors and to be honest, the media would eat that poo poo up. The "some strong man had to stop crazy kim" narrative will play strong domestically.

The question is, what would NK and the international community do?

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

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Bicyclops posted:

Please do not sniff the moonlight if you are on the East Coast, as your rear end may freeze off. Thousands of Americans will lose their asses on this day due to irresponsible New Year behavior.

It's true!

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I'm calm as gently caress about NK nukes because there's gently caress all I can do about it and I get all that locked up emotion out in the squat rack like a big boy.

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