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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


POOL IS CLOSED posted:

merry newmas!!!

my partner wants to rename friend gizmo to headbigs

she does have nice spops and head bigs, but i feel like i don't want to tell the vet the name "headbigs"

No I'm pretty sure u do, headbigs is a very good name


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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


As the resident alcoholic, I had my single wodka tonic and have retired to the bed where no one can chatter incessantly at me about the same four things they have already told me. Also I made a depression nest with my comics, some chips and weed.

Merry New-rear end, everyone, and may infant Jesus of Prague bring us all a new rear end in the morning.


POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
i'll trade someone an rear end for an rear end

an rear end that's new to me is still a new-rear end

also my partner has noted your support for headbigs


brought 2 u by Manifisto, mastercraftsposter of sigs

City of Glompton

how about heebee instead of headbigs? I could call a critter heebee without flinching too much but headbigs might put me under

bonus you could say things like heebee jeebies but what does headbigs rhyme with? breadpigs, taht's what, and do you want to saddle a friend with something like that? no.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
heebee... hmmm that's a good point. but my partner might like breadpigs...


brought 2 u by Manifisto, mastercraftsposter of sigs

I Dunno

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Ah you kept the sig! :coal:

Of course! I don't think it shows up when I phone post though. :(

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
If ur on the app just hit the 3 dots in the posting screen and check show sig! Check this magic out wuahhhh

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

she does have nice spops and head bigs, but i feel like i don't want to tell the vet the name "headbigs"
Our dog is named Lutefisk, my wife is always ashamed to tell people and I always enjoy telling people.

Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Happy New Year!!! 🎆

We're celebrating with a friend and his good doggos



It's been incredibly foggy all day which is creepy cool and also my town sounds like a war zone

Back Alley Borks

Awoo.


Happy fresh 365 days, everyone

May your night be good with drinks and just the right amount of shenanigans

I Dunno

Testing....

Edit: It worked! Thanks AverySpecialfriend!

Robot Made of Meat

I know it's not original, and I know I've posted it before. But it's true, and it's timeless.

For all of my wonderful BYOB friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhzY86sC7Q0


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Koishi Komeiji



Welp, it's snowing in Texas again. Gunna go check that out before it melts. See you next years yobs! :tipshat:

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Chill New Year to all yobbers.

punchymcpunch



whoa 2018


Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
It's the future!

Flying kitties and rocket dogs everywhere wow

Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The boys are making a sparkler bomb in the back yard. Like I love me some exposives but also I had a long day so imma sit here on the leather couch in a blanket and chill

sb hermit





Happy New Year to our west coast US yobbers! Especially Al, who (I think) is a guest west coast yobber. Come now, stay forever!

TOOT BOOT

Happy new year to all the newbies out there! <wiggles eyebrows>

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I am takin a dump lol

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Happt new dump

punchymcpunch



merry poopsmas


Elusif

Teenage Mutant Ninja ___________

Elusif

Do NOT say pirates

punchymcpunch



sandwich

punchymcpunch



with cheese is what they call teenage mutant ninja turtles in europe






(nb i KNOW that they actually call them teenage mutant hero turtles)

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
hello byob I hope everyone had a good year I'm at work making dat money

Koishi Komeiji



punchymcpunch posted:

they actually call them teenage mutant hero turtles

hosed up if true.


Renegret posted:

hello byob I hope everyone had a good year I'm at work making dat money

On new years day :confused:

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Koishi Komeiji posted:

On new years day :confused:

triple pay!

Manifisto


E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Teenage Mutant Ninja ___________

virus

please immunize urselves






happy new year, byob!!


ty nesamdoom!

sockingtonsworth

I do this bit where I fall down the stairs on purpose but only one person at the party was familiar with that so it did not go over as planned

also my knee hurts, a lot

punchymcpunch



i do this party trick where everything i say is just slightly wrong and then everyone, instead of congratulating me on my joke, corrects me

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i do this bit where i stand around awkwardly in the corner and everyone says "who is that weird girl" but instead of someone saying "oh that's just hamjobs" they go "i don't know, call the police" and then i go to jail, but so far nobody has laughed at it or bailed me out.

can you please wire some money to the jail, thanks.


alnilam

el dorito posted:

Happy New Year to our west coast US yobbers! Especially Al, who (I think) is a guest west coast yobber. Come now, stay forever!

Aw thanks! You know what they say the guest coast is the best coast

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
What if the best coast turns out to be the north shore of Lake Superior and we've been fools all these years?

a glitch

no wait stop

Hi byob I've never posted here before, hope I dont mess up :oh dear:

deep dish peat moss

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Teenage Mutant Ninja ___________

Teenage Mutant Ninja Chortles

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hello yob. i keep coming back here intending to post more but I never feel like I have anything really entertaining going on that y'all might like. :(

i would like to change that, tho.

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Teenage Mutant Ninja ___________

Dirtbags.

They sell ditch weed, tinker with an ATV, and put sugar in the Technodrome's gas tank.

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Manifisto


a glitch posted:

Hi byob I've never posted here before, hope I dont mess up :oh dear:

welcome and happy new year! you're doing great so far, keep it up!

a good way to keep the forward momentum is to tell us about pets, hobbies, favorite pizza toppings, and/or crimes


ty nesamdoom!

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