TRUMP375: He can make anything sexy. That's the problem.

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A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Tokclik posted:

I'm not sure how excited you should be about that CEO dying in a plane crash. Every time a CEO is replaced they get exponentionally worse in all regards.

The whole corporate structure must be obliterated in ome full swoop.

he was no angel

unlike mr ed balls

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:48

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 02:44

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

I can't wait for the 20th when all of the cosntantly berated white house cabinet starts to jump ship cause they made it a year

very good resume advice

you don't look like a job-hopper if you stick around for exactly 1 year!!

now they'll get all thes cushy jobs at murder death kill co.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:50

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Trump

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:50

J. P. Beagley: Apr 11, 2008

I long to be ruled by Trumps for the rest of my days

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:50

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SKULL.GIF posted:

very good resume advice

you don't look like a job-hopper if you stick around for exactly 1 year!!

now they'll get all thes cushy jobs at murder death kill co.

demolition man was an ok movie

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:51

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

2018 is going to be legit terrible

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:51

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Tokclik posted:

I'm not sure how excited you should be about that CEO dying in a plane crash. Every time a CEO is replaced they get exponentionally worse in all regards.

The whole corporate structure must be obliterated in ome full swoop.

can�t I just revel in the idea that some rear end in a top hat billionaire who surely thought himself above the law dying in terror with his worthless spawn?

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:51

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Why would Trump thread move quickly America has been made great again.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:52

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

pathetic little tramp posted:

wasn't the green revolution basically because the US assassinated Iran's democratically elected ruler and installed our own guy so the theocrats were able to seize power basically on the back of "America sucks"?

no that's the Iranian Revolution

they've had enough revolutions that you need to be careful not to confuse them like this

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:53

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

GobiasIndustries posted:

https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/947717441576108032

When I see these, I get an urge to go to Arby's.

They ought to pay them for this.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:54

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

reignofevil posted:

Why would Trump thread move quickly America has been made great again.

making America great by outlawing this thread with an executive order

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:54

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Celebrating the new year by playing Great Recession movies while I lift. Honestly, "Margin Call" is seriously underrated while I just can't quite understand the hype for "The Big Short".

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:58

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Pancakes posted:

Celebrating the new year by playing Great Recession movies while I lift. Honestly, "Margin Call" is seriously underrated while I just can't quite understand the hype for "The Big Short".

i feel like the classic documentary "trading spaces" captures the wall street mentality best

# ? Jan 1, 2018 17:59

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Have we thought about raising a ton of money for old Jeb!

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:03

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Jazerus posted:

i feel like the classic documentary "trading spaces" captures the wall street mentality best

If I'm going to watch a Dan Akroyd movie, it's going to be "Blues Brothers". Plus I specifically want 2008-2009 capitalist scum. It's why I'm not mixing in "Wall Street" or "Boiler Room".

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:03

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

someone hook me up with that tifa lockhart image thats "Antifa Lockhart" and has the antifa symbol

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:06

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Louisgod posted:

2018 is going to be legit terrible

trump

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:07

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Jazerus posted:

i feel like the classic documentary "trading spaces" captures the wall street mentality best

also glengarry glen ross

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:08

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

quadruple cuck posted:

trump

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:14

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/947877122026164224

:huh:

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:15

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Addamere posted:

According to Hesiod, in the beginning there was Chaos ex nihilo; then, spontaneously came Gaia (female), Tartarus (male), and Eros (male);

Chaos, genderless, begat Erebus (male) and Nyx (female), whom begat Aether (male) and Hemera (female).

Under this interpretation, Nemesis was born of Nyx, actually hatched from an egg (hence the wings).

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:18

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

ok which one of you worked on dying light

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:18

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Evil_Greven posted:

When I see these, I get an urge to go to Arby's.

They ought to pay them for this.

Well you have to hate yourself to eat there.

Make that two beef n cheddars, thanks.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:21

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

yknow I still don�t understand the demiurge

is that a real thing or some dumb Plato personal idea

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:22

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

demiurge if ur a real thing how do you feel about hailing Satan and highing five

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:22

Brother Friendship: Jul 12, 2013

i fell asleep at the party at 1, woke up at 3 to say goodbye to everyone then ate a cheeseburger and fell asleep

2018 is pretty awesome so far

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:24

augias: Apr 7, 2009

a happy new year to the preverts of cum crew

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:24

Calibanibal: Aug 25, 2015

your candies total 9 #

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:27

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

we got perverts and perverts and proverts and inproverts now in 2018

also converts but we don�t like to talk about that

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:27

Calibanibal: Aug 25, 2015

i will now read from Proverts 1:10

10 My son, if sinful men entice you,
give in to them.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:30

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Billzasilver posted:

uhhhh those are demigods which exist purely as cautionary tales

don�t have such sexy gooses running around, or you�ll have to take care of stupid gooseboy over there

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:31

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Somebody's about to take care of ol' gooseboy over there, I'd guess.

Happy New Year, y'all! Whoever it was that introduced me to the Dismemberment Plan, Thank you.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:33