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So when do we get to watch Kelly and Mattis tackle the gently caress out of Trump to prevent him from getting to that button? 25th amendment looking better and better every minute guys!
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Madcosby posted:what can I do, as an American, to be certain I'm vaporized instantly without knowledge of the nuclear weapon? I don't want to live in a post apocalyptic nuclear world with Trump leading the way I can almost guarantee you the 4 star Air Force general in charge of launching the nukes gave Trumper a big fake button.
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Rough Lobster posted:I can almost guarantee you the 4 star Air Force general in charge of launching the nukes gave Trumper a big fake button. Didn't this guy already come out in an interview and said he'd ignore an illegal order to nuke from Trump and he'd just defusse the situation and suggest conventional means of warfare instead?
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Wirth1000 posted:I'm waiting to see what China's response will be to the U.S. threatening to nuke a nation right next to them. They'll turn the "Hoax" knob on their global climate change machine up to 11.
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this recent twitter meltdown is due to trump realizing his lawyer's are full of poo poo for telling him mueller's investigation would wrap up by thanksgiving, then by christmas, just in case anyone was wondering. Also: 
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Alternatively just had the nuke authorization sealed by handprint activation, his tiny orange hands would cause it to malfunction.
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Jan 3, 2018 05:20
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JFC you dumb orange half melted marshmallow. Canada here, how far north do I have to be escape Trump's nuclear meltdown? Do I stay here and use my road warrior heritage and become lord humongous of the pine forests or should I go back to Australia and avoid dying in a hellish post apocalyptic wasteland? There's some irony for ya.
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Jan 3, 2018 05:23
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Doomsday Clock now set at 2 1/2 minutes lmao
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Outrail posted:JFC you dumb orange half melted marshmallow. Flee to Nunavut but then you'll have to deal with invading Russians.
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948404303072460800?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948404303072460800?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1 cool, i'll take a look at that later POTUS
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Outrail posted:JFC you dumb orange half melted marshmallow. Thompson, Manitoba.
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XYZ posted:Doomsday Clock now set at 2 1/2 minutes lmao Hurry the gently caress up slow rear end clock
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old beast lunatic posted:Hurry the gently caress up slow rear end clock Side note, i've always loved your AV.
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Merry Nuclear Pissmas goons. lol, hell timeline is a bitch!
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Love to be immolated by nuclear hellfire to trigger the libs.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992 
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Pennywise the Frown posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992 Hearing reports that North Korea has launched an attack on the US, Trump responds by pressing the big red button on his desk. Moments later, an aide rushes into the office. "Here's your diet coke, Mr President"
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948404303072460800?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1 David Assman
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The world is going to end when someone at Fox and Friends has a bad day and calls Donald Trump a moron. This is unreal. Seeing him talk in front of a camera is like a clip from a B-movie political parody. Seeing him tweet is like some poorly written dystopian dark comedy where 3 idiots on a TV show run the country by making their daily TV show that speaks directly to the president. Every loving episode of Fox and Friends could probably start with "Hey there, how's our big boy today?" and nobody would bat an eye. The dumbest loving mouthpieces under the thumbs of the most shamelessly evil fuckhead on the planet have more sway over the government than every loving scientist on the planet. Just hit the god drat button, you fat bald gently caress.
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Nope, I want him to keel over. Keep eating fries and poo poo, Mr not my president.
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Outrail posted:JFC you dumb orange half melted marshmallow. My American father who lived in Vancouver until 1980 moved us to Auckland when Reagan was elected.
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Outrail posted:JFC you dumb orange half melted marshmallow. You can move to Edmonton or Winnipeg or Saskatoon, but it's probably better to just let your skin melt off in a nuclear blast.
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Canada here, how far south should I go to guarantee total vaporization
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Jan 3, 2018 06:41
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The world teeters on the whims of two very ugly and retarded men.
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The best part is I'm 100% sure the president of the united states is even more retarded than the despotic steam game hoarder who murders people with LOL shirt wearing super soaker assassins.
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I hope the next Fallout game backstory is literally "Donald Trump, president of the USA, hit the button, and here we are"
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Remember when people called John McCain unelectable because he would have been one bad heart attack away from giving Sarah Palin the nuclear codes? Well, lmao
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It is very normal for a sitting POTUS to twitter dickwave about his nuclear arsenal.
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Code Jockey posted:I hope the next Fallout game backstory is literally "Donald Trump, president of the USA, hit the button, and here we are" Farcry 5 isn't out yet
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Declare war on pakistan iran and north corea all at once. Why not done
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KJU has one or two nukes that could reach us. DC is obvious first target. If DC goes down then the country will become an Iraqi hellscape of factions waging civil war. But on the other hand everyone in DC is dead. I'm pretty conflicted 
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