Alt-Right: HA-HA-HA-HAGHOOCH

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Alt-Right: HA-HA-HA-HAGHOOCH

Dr. Killjoy: Oct 9, 2012

Since QAnon has gone off the deep end and roped the Pleiadians into this I should mention that several Pleiadian �channelers� (people who claim they�re in psychic contact with aliens and funneling that information to us) are big into Trump, but mainly because they�ve eaten up Pizzagate and every NWO story that went out of fashion years ago. The thought of Nordics trying to contact Trump is great though.

# ? Jan 3, 2018 18:37

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 30, 2024 00:10

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Since QAnon has gone off the deep end and roped the Pleiadians into this I should mention that several Pleiadian �channelers� (people who claim they�re in psychic contact with aliens and funneling that information to us) are big into Trump, but mainly because they�ve eaten up Pizzagate and every NWO story that went out of fashion years ago. The thought of Nordics trying to contact Trump is great though.

something something PeterSweden

# ? Jan 3, 2018 18:39

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

better call paul revere

# ? Jan 3, 2018 18:41

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Since QAnon has gone off the deep end and roped the Pleiadians into this I should mention that several Pleiadian �channelers� (people who claim they�re in psychic contact with aliens and funneling that information to us) are big into Trump, but mainly because they�ve eaten up Pizzagate and every NWO story that went out of fashion years ago. The thought of Nordics trying to contact Trump is great though.

I am reading and I guess comprehending these words but just lmfao

# ? Jan 3, 2018 18:46

SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/MichaelEHayden/status/948585577707950081?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

# ? Jan 3, 2018 18:59

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

SunAndSpring posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelEHayden/status/948585577707950081?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

lol

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:01

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

what a convoluted way to ask people to kill you

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:02

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

(((they))) even control the largest neo nazi website

should weev be running around the area he's in as both a nazi AND jewish

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:21

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

SunAndSpring posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelEHayden/status/948585577707950081?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

That's quite a lol

Visidan posted:

(((they))) even control the largest neo nazi website

should weev be running around the area he's in as both a nazi AND jewish

Oh man it'd be like that Milo guy, except with jewishness instead of gayness

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:21

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

lol the nazis are gonna totally overlook the fact that weev is a jew

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:24

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

i didn't know the daily stormer banned people for mentioning that weev is a member of the tribe. i thought this was obvious????

like his whole deal is that he's an insane, self-hating jew

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:29

SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

I got banned by weev in some Encyclopedia Dramatica irc like a decade ago because he was ranting about Jews and I got confused because I thought he was just a hacker and not like a Nazi and said "but isn't your last name Jewish?"

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:30

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

nazis are really fucken stupid

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:30

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/948610432981446658

bannon is really pissing off the trumpists

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/948614104356458496

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:30

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/948610432981446658

bannon is really pissing off the trumpists

Bannon is really sucking at whatever he thought he was doing right now:

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:31

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

personally i think its good cause they�re all getting into a slap fight

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:32

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

it definitely owns for at least that reason lol

people need to log the gently caress off and go outside

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:35

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Qu Appelle posted:

Oh, the Crying Nazi is back.

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article...urce=vicenewsfb

A lot of assumptions in his lawsuit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfvTwv5o1Qs

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:41

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/948625970331779072

lol

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:46

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

if some nazi pulled weev from his hidey hole and disappeared him forever, do you think anyone would go looking for him????

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:52

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

new thread tag owns

Visidan posted:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/948625970331779072

lol

well bannon did say he was a leninist

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:53

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Darkman Fanpage posted:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/948610432981446658

bannon is really pissing off the trumpists

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/948614104356458496

I hope this is where the high end really starts to come apart. I hate them both so much.

# ? Jan 3, 2018 19:55

Dmitri-9: Nov 30, 2004; There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

new thread tag owns

well bannon did say he was a leninist

How is MPC handling the Trump Bannon split?

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:01

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

new thread tag owns

well bannon did say he was a leninist

trump purging the old bolsheviks

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:05

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

I'm the loving thread icon change lmfao

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:07

Mermaid Autopsy: Jun 9, 2001

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Since QAnon has gone off the deep end and roped the Pleiadians into this I should mention that several Pleiadian �channelers� (people who claim they�re in psychic contact with aliens and funneling that information to us) are big into Trump, but mainly because they�ve eaten up Pizzagate and every NWO story that went out of fashion years ago. The thought of Nordics trying to contact Trump is great though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NESARA

quote:

Harvey Francis Barnard, a Louisiana graduate in systems philosophy, and an engineering consultant and teacher, created the NESARA proposal during the late 1980s and early 1990s. He printed 1000 copies of his proposal, titled Draining the Swamp: Monetary and Fiscal Policy Reform (1996), and sent copies to members of Congress, believing it would pass quickly on its merits. Based on a theory that debt is the number one economic factor inhibiting the growth of the economy, and compound interest the number one "moral evil" and reason for debt, Barnard made several other attempts during the 1990s to draw political attention to the problems he saw in the US economy, and his suggested economic recovery proposal based on the root causes he determined. After these did not succeed, he decided in 2000 to release the proposal to the public domain and publish it on the internet. Barnard established the NESARA Institute in 2001, and published the 2nd edition of his book in 2005, retitling it Draining the Swamp: The NESARA Story � Monetary and Fiscal Policy Reform.[1][2]

Dove of Oneness[edit]
Soon after Barnard released NESARA on the internet, a user known as "Dove of Oneness" began posting about it in internet forums. "Dove of Oneness" was later identified as Shaini Candace Goodwin, a former student of The Ramtha School Of Enlightenment, referred to in the media as a "cybercult queen."[1] According to Goodwin's website, the NESARA bill languished in Congress before finally being passed by a secret session in March 2000 and signed by President Bill Clinton. It is claimed that the new law was to be implemented at 10 am on September 11, 2001, but that the computers, and data (of the beneficiaries of the trillions of dollars of "Prosperity funds") were destroyed on the second floor of one of the World Trade Center towers in New York City during the terrorist attacks. Supposedly an earlier gag order issued by the Supreme Court had prohibited any official or private source from discussing it, under penalty of death.[1] Goodwin referred to "White Knights," most of them high-ranking military officials, who have since been struggling to have the law implemented despite opposition by President George W. Bush. Goodwin allegedly believes and purports that Bush orchestrated the September 11, 2001 attacks and the Iraq War as distractions from NESARA.[3][4] Goodwin's description of NESARA goes far beyond Barnard's proposal by cancelling all personal debts, abolishing the Internal Revenue Service, declaring world peace, and requiring new presidential and congressional elections. Goodwin often claimed that Bush officials were attempting to hack into and bring down her web site to prevent her from publicizing the law....

Some NESARA detractors claim that NESARA is a cult designed primarily to provide an income to Goodwin and others. They point to the fact that Goodwin, Lee, and Nidle frequently asked their readers to donate money.[20][21][22] Goodwin, who also asked readers to donate their frequent flyer miles,[23] claimed that she needed and had used the funds to travel to various locations around the world to secretly meet with high-level government officials about getting NESARA announced.[23][24]

Some NESARA supporters also make the claim that otherworldly beings are working to get NESARA announced. These include a "channeled" cosmic being called "Hatonn"[25] (an android Pleiadean), and another named Sananda. According to some Ascended Master Teaching proponents such as Joshua David Stone, Sheldan Nidle, and Luis Prada, Sananda is the "galactic name" of Ascended Master Jesus, which he uses in his role as Commander-in-Chief of the Ashtar Command flying saucer fleet. Pallas Athena is regarded as being the Vice-Commander of the saucer fleet. Ashtar (Ashtar Sheran) is regarded in these teachings as being third-in-command.[26] Saint Germain, an Ascended Master borrowed from the I AM Movement and the Church Universal and Triumphant, along with benevolent aliens from the Galactic Federation, are also frequently mentioned (most prominently by Nidle) as working towards the NESARA announcement. The designation of George W. Bush as a disguised reptilian often co-occurs with this claim.[27] Goodwin has claimed that Ascended Master Saint Germain has come down from the etheric plane to physically meet with heads of banks and world leaders regarding the NESARA announcement.[28][29]

The prominence of failed prophecy also lends support to the cult theory. NESARA supporters often tell their readers that the NESARA announcement is going to happen in a matter of days. These claims have been made too many times to enumerate, without ever coming to fruition. According to the documentary Waiting For NESARA, the claim was also made prior to March 2003 that George Bush was planning the war with Iraq only to further delay the NESARA announcement. It was prophesied that spiritual beings and UFOs would intervene with Bush's plans and prevent the war.

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:09

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Dmitri-9 posted:

How is MPC handling the Trump Bannon split?

they seem confused. bannon is a whiny bitch basically. or that the whole thing is kayfabe extra-dimensional chess as the REAL scandal which takes down crooked hillary erupts

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:10

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

they seem confused. bannon is a whiny bitch basically. or that the whole thing is kayfabe extra-dimensional chess as the REAL scandal which takes down crooked hillary erupts

thesis: strong daddy trump is infallible
antithesis: strong daddy steve bannon and trump are fighting
synthesis: they're working behind the scenes to own the libs

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:14

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

oh my god the icon didn't change, it just cycles between the star of david and the swastika

how long has it been the thread icon? the whole time? it's extremely dramatically ironic w/r/t weev

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:17

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Waffle House posted:

oh my god the icon didn't change, it just cycles between the star of david and the swastika

how long has it been the thread icon? the whole time? it's extremely dramatically ironic w/r/t weev

iirc it's an old lf thread icon for israel/palestine threads lol

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:18

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Al! posted:

iirc it's an old lf thread icon for israel/palestine threads lol

that is about as ace as it gets

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:19

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Weev might hate his mom more than any previously alive failson. An epic legacy of hate, to own mom.

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:23

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soul-cucked by black adoptive brother.

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:24

Pornographic Memory: Dec 17, 2008

So wait what's all this about a Trump-Bannon split now?

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:27

Dr. Killjoy: Oct 9, 2012

Mermaid Autopsy posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NESARA

Love our fiscally conservative, pro-austerity Space Brothers.

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:28

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Soul-cucked by black adoptive brother.

tfw you accidentally see yer brothers dick once and the insecurity ruins your life forever

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:29

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Pornographic Memory posted:

So wait what's all this about a Trump-Bannon split now?

New book out which goes into hilarious detail about the pack of lightweights, sycophants, grifters, and general fuckups that made up the Trump campaign and continue to make up the Trump whitehouse, including many specific quotes from everyone's favorite ambulatory canker sore about how much he despises almost literally everyone else involved, and why.

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:29

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Pornographic Memory posted:

So wait what's all this about a Trump-Bannon split now?

open up news.google.com and help yourself to some piping hot lols, the book mentioned above is being quoted everywhere

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:30

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Waffle House posted:

I'm the loving thread icon change lmfao

It's just cosmetic.

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:32

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 30, 2024 00:10

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's just cosmetic.

"My jewish ancestry, merely cosmetic." *roman salute*

I like this custom title more every day, it just keeps working, especially because I drive ugly cars.

# ? Jan 3, 2018 20:39

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Alt-Right: HA-HA-HA-HAGHOOCH

«‹›3070 »