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D_Smart posted:I agree. D_Smart posted:Agreed. e: drat, sniped and I'm phone posting. Can someone with a nice dogge or catte spotte me a taxxe? Redundant fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/215061920?t=01h33m00s
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Redundant posted:I'm no big city lawyer, but weren't their points kind of contradictory? No https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3800238&pagenumber=3369&perpage=40#post479894120 And No https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3800238&pagenumber=3369&perpage=40#post479893898 ----------------
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:01 |
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so what happens when CIG inevitably fail to respond in the next two hours? i want to call "nothing particularly" but i don't know how to call it
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:02 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I'm filling out paperwork for a surgery, and there is a question that says "Do you have an internal nerve stimulator?" I asked my wife what that was, and she said, "Apparently this clinic gets a lot of patients from the Stimpire." lol. Was there a question "Do you feel grief?"
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:04 |
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alf_pogs posted:so what happens when CIG inevitably fail to respond in the next two hours? Are you skipping pages or something? The amended complaint gives them another 14 days to respond. Like, literally loving Two Weeks ----------------
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Colostomy Bag posted:lol. Was there a question "Do you feel grief?" There was a section for depression. Interestingly there was a section to rate your pain, filled with increasingly hungry-sounding words like "Is the pain throbbing! Is it debilitating! Is it UNBEARABLE!!!" Sadly there was no option to inform them that it was tripling every second.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:05 |
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D_Smart posted:Are you skipping pages or something? The amended complaint gives them another 14 days to respond. Like, literally loving Two Weeks whoops, i only read the cat posts
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:05 |
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Redundant posted:I'm no big city lawyer, but weren't their points kind of contradictory?
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:07 |
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D_Smart posted:No e: that is a dashing and handsome catte, thanks.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:10 |
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I listened to this for a minute or two and that bald dickhead went and said that if Star Citizen lives up to 20% of the hype it has built up, it would still be one of the best games ever... LISTEN UP YOU THUNDERING MORON, IF WHAT THEY HAVE PROMISED YOU IS A GAME THAT WILL BE FIVE TIMES BETTER THAN ANYTHING THAT IS CURRENTLY OR WILL EVENTUALLY BE OUT THERE, THEY ARE DEFINITELY LYING TO YOU.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:15 |
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D_Smart posted:Are you skipping pages or something? Pot meet kettle. Maybe he follows in your footsteps on how to read the thread. You should feel honored...a disciple in the making. Someone has to carry the torch.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:23 |
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I'm sad to announce BoredGamer won't be at the event I attend annually. I guess him being dropped from the opening night party made him sad.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:24 |
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Redundant posted:Oh good. Now you've linked the posts again it all makes more sense and I fully understand how CIG will simultaneously settle without responding/appointing counsel and be unable to settle without responding/appointing counsel. Good. That's on you, bud. Because you are assuming that my "agreed" is referring to the excepted posts in toto, even though my comments to each one, should be clear enough for you to understand which parts I agreed with, and thus chose to expand on. I don't know what to say man. Next time, I'll use crayons. ----------------
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Colostomy Bag posted:Pot meet kettle. except for the fact that I DO read all the pages. And furthermore. ----------------
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:37 |
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Scruffpuff posted:There was a section for depression. It saddens me that they didn't get the latest memo from the Stimperor Health Consortium on how to properly rate pain. Fill out a comment card and sign it with your severed hand.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:37 |
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D_Smart posted:except for the fact that I DO read all the pages. And furthermore. There can be no doubt about this. We have all seen the game manuals you expect people to read. This thread is child's play to you.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:41 |
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derek uses some weirdass bubble sort on pages to read this thread tho
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:44 |
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Thread is boring again.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:45 |
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Truga posted:derek uses some weirdass bubble sort on pages to read this thread tho I think he reads them like I do. If it's been a while (more than 1 page) I actually start at the end, read backwards for several posts, them jump to where I left off, read a few posts forwards, then randomly fill in the posts in between those two endpoints. I read novels the same way.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:46 |
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Lladre posted:Thread is boring again. comedy locust
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:48 |
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alf_pogs posted:i want to call "nothing particularly" but i don't know how to call it Don't worry, you just did. Alternatively, you can still call it after it being passed.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:00 |
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iospace posted:2 hours to go! Nothing Works on PTU It's been five years and fifteen days Since you took my pledge away I stream every night and sleep all day Since you took my pledge away Since 3.0 I can do whatever I want I can clip through anywhere I want I can eat my dinner in a fancy wankpod But nothing I said nothing can take away these blues 'Cause nothing ever works Nothing works on PTU It's been so lonely without your patch Since the netcode's wrong Nothing can stop this framerate from falling Tell me CIG where did you go wrong I could play many games on Steam But they'd only remind me of you I went to Chris Roberts and guess what he told me? Guess what he told me? He said girl your money's all gone No matter what you do, but he's a fool 'Cause nothing ever works Nothing works on the PTU All the features that you promised MoMa On the forum You lied every night and day I know that dealing with Derek is sometimes hard But here he comes with another blog 'Cause nothing works Nothing works on the PTU Nothing works Nothing works on the PTU Nothing works Nothing works on the PTU
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:10 |
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And lo, we see further dust within the fray, hiding and concealing the bloody result of the meeting of mind and legal suit, for fourteen days they will clash against each other's firms, and like the papal smoke which rises we shall understand the nature of what is to come when fate provides an unhurried, godly answer.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:10 |
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Nothing Compiles would also work, but that was p good
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https://i.imgur.com/w9WqRMM.gifv
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:15 |
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Pictured: Derek calling it.
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Thoatse posted:Nothing Compiles would also work, but that was p good drat, that would've been perfect.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:22 |
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alf_pogs posted:so what happens when CIG inevitably fail to respond in the next two hours? Now I'm just a simple back woods hyperchicken but I'm pretty sure that the next step would be for the court to schedule a hearing to render a default judgement against CIG. They are still allowed to show up to that hearing, though. A typical default would give the plaintiff more-or-less everything asked for. I'm not sure what would happen in event of a jury trial. If they do respond, I'm not sure it'll show up on pacer instantly.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:25 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I'm filling out paperwork for a surgery, and there is a question that says "Do you have an internal nerve stimulator?" I asked my wife what that was, and she said, "Apparently this clinic gets a lot of patients from the Stimpire." Marry her a second time, that’s a good woman there.
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Wiz posted:The physics engine breaking down will be our next endgame crisis. I'm going to be profoundly disappointed if this doesn't happen now. Do a reality caving in on itself as a entropy substitution endgame crisis.
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A plague of comedy gives rise to strange hangers on and bedfellows, the entourage of the warlord's impressive bluster and blogbespoke war treasury that gives gleam to goons who have fallen for such allures, those who place their independent banners upon separate hills to die upon, those who merely chew at the cud and stare on at the grand field conflict to unfold...perhaps unwitting to the tragedy to play out. All are merely actors upon this inexplainable stage, this setting demands to be experienced to be understood. One with wisdom, if not poise, might pivot one's understanding to the gravity of the drama that unfolds to appreciate this to its full extent. Alas, all reports and details are not yet quite comprehensive, for history is written by the victors, and there is no absolute winner to ascribe such events their place in history just yet. Just predictions, calls, and sonorous echos of parlaying tribes. Hark, a blog is sounded in the distance. More posturings and postulations as back to back the backers meet the warlord's ire in the cloud of tarrying feet of grunts and decisive tramples of legal cavalry. A legal cavalry most appropriately equip'd for such bloody hacking and slashing of the finances. Much will be lost and won in this two weeks, and men in their haste of the present thoughts will fear their empty purses before they begin to fear the gallows, guillotine, or oubliette. As if one could forget such knaves, villains and purloiners of trust and promise at this stage of this sordid tale. God would sooner welcome the devil to his side than one might forget these emperor fools.
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kingcom posted:I'm going to be profoundly disappointed if this doesn't happen now. Do a reality caving in on itself as a entropy substitution endgame crisis. Excuse me, Mr Contingency, but while you were busy slaughtering my people you didn't tell us if entropy can be reversed.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:28 |
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Mangoose posted:There can be no doubt about this. We have all seen the game manuals you expect people to read. This thread is child's play to you. Spergs and all that ----------------
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I motion that "thread is bad again" and its variations be reclassified as an anime like naruto or something. Exception being "thread is good again" in its various forms which shall be reclassified as a second order parp joke. D_Smart posted:made you look
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Scruffpuff posted:I think he reads them like I do. If it's been a while (more than 1 page) I actually start at the end, read backwards for several posts, them jump to where I left off, read a few posts forwards, then randomly fill in the posts in between those two endpoints. Something like that. But I don't fill in anything. I read all this poo poo. Cat pics and everything. It gets easier since I just get to scroll past the "Jerk Detected" bits with a superior air of aloofness reserved for my neighbors. ----------------
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Dusty Lens posted:I motion that "thread is bad again" and its variations be reclassified as an anime like naruto or something. Doomsayers and fortune serfs can call the weather of the thread as they say fit, for they rarely dictate the climate. Storm's a coming, and those who can only posture will be swept away, those who bolster themselves and just post shall not fear a single moment of a terrible thread, for they shall be golden in their endeavour to exist within the post, however and whatever form that may take.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:36 |
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D_Smart posted:It gets easier since I just get to scroll past the "Jerk Detected" bits with a superior air of aloofness reserved for my neighbors. You wear noise cancelling headphones in a comedy club, your aloofness behoofs only your self-mockery.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:38 |
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I shall endeavor to recall the lessons of those who shitposted before me
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Sindai posted:http://askagamedev.tumblr.com/post/169230027125/things-reported-as-commercial-successes-and Now, there's a find, thank yooooooooooooou.
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