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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



:beerpal:

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


MAYO FETISH posted:

trump and bannon in a battle to suck the hardest on a tube that is actually connected to both's buttholes

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I knew a guy who knew a guy who used to swing over galvanizing tanks using a crane's pendulum control. Surprisingly those pendulums are not made to carry the weight of a man and he fell in and died.

Not sure if it was molten zinc or just acid used for electroplating. Either way, :ghost:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


orb

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

trash person posted:

I wonder when Trump last had sex

about 11 years ago is my guess

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

I wonder how Jeb! is doing right now...

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

lol bannon could have been an exec at this place, raked in millions

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/948693161437810690

but not now lol :rip:

Huh, during family Christmas, an older relative was complaining that FOX had become too liberal. I guess he was right.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Reality Loser posted:

I knew a guy who knew a guy who used to swing over galvanizing tanks using a crane's pendulum control. Surprisingly those pendulums are not made to carry the weight of a man and he fell in and died.

Not sure if it was molten zinc or just acid used for electroplating. Either way, :ghost:

god bless Zinc Man, protector of the innocent by electroplating his enemies to death

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

isnt javanka that tea place thats closing

ya, its guerilla marketing tactics of using "sources close to them" turned out to be too aggressive and confusing to consumerists, the quarterly found

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Joementum posted:

about 11 years ago is my guess

headcanon is he had someone stick at hing up his bum to make him cum so they could artificially inseminate melania to produce an heir

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i love our billionaire overlords, nimbly steering the ship of state clear of the floating fatbergs and the sharknadoes and the universal healthcare islands

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

Joementum posted:

about 11 years ago is my guess

I wonder what his post coital tweets would be like

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
2018 is the year that boosted comes off probation btw

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

logikv9 posted:

2018 is the year that boosted comes off probation btw

the year of winning

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

bannon has a tight rear end in a top hat and sucks his own dick

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



2018, the year of the Trump

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

logikv9 posted:

2018 is the year that boosted comes off probation btw

who dat

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

logikv9 posted:

2018 is the year that boosted comes off probation btw

is this a joke about 2018 being 11 years long?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




not only did she gently caress him, but she totally wanted to deep down the whole time and it wasn't some transactional political/career thing

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

logikv9 posted:

2018 is the year that boosted comes off probation btw

:bisonyes:

Typo posted:

bannon has a tight rear end in a top hat and sucks his own dick

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

a.lo posted:

who dat

my original account. its gonna be gr8

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

good times folks

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

not only did she gently caress him, but she totally wanted to deep down the whole time and it wasn't some transactional political/career thing

she has the glint of crazy in her eyes when its not deadened because it wasn't catching the light enough~

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
The wall is not gonna come

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

is this a joke about 2018 being 11 years long?

no he honestly comes off his 14088 hour probation on 9/11/2018

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

ya, its guerilla marketing tactics of using "sources close to them" turned out to be too aggressive and confusing to consumerists, the quarterly found

anonymous sources = fake news

anyway who would drink cuck leaves in a warm bath when i read mt dew is working on a chocolate milk flavor

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



mormonpartyboat posted:

nothin like a mac 'n cheese orb w/a ketchup melt

thats the red arrow diner in manchester nh if you wanna try it

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

logikv9 posted:

no he honestly comes off his 14088 hour probation on 9/11/2018

lol

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
trump ran such a successful grift that he ended up president lol

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
bannon's army of gold farmers will surely end donald trump's presidency

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
jokes on all of us, lowtax will shut down the forums the day boosted comes back

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/897856114712334338

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

lmao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Why the gently caress does verrit exist if I have to link to twitter to post verrits

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Oh god the future is so painfully stupid

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

is this a joke about 2018 being 11 years long?

no, the first c-spam president, crazy cloud, god rest his soul called a vote for every c-spam citizen, very democratic process, to have boosted banned for that duration on a specific day so that it would come off at that time

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