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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

donald jr: dad i solved all of our money problems, were rich again!

trump: you idiot! i was pulling a brewsters millions scheme!

yeh he pretty much is isnt he

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

MadJackal posted:

Remember when Trump claimed he would sue the NY Times towards the end of the campaign, and they wrote back, "We'd love for you to take the stand, come at us bitch" and then Trump did nothing like the piss weasel he is?

that was real loving funny. That had to have been the most fun their lawyers have ever had writing a response letter.

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit

Epic High Five posted:

that involves logging off and welp

update your operating system

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

punchymcpunch posted:

yeh he pretty much is isnt he

the best part is when he doesn't get anything for succeeding

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



NecroMonster posted:

i'm gunna have a big fuckin glass of peach juice and yall cannot stop me

Weird, I just got home from the peach juice factory where I was doing overtime smashing peaches with my big wet rear end

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
GOOOOORRRRRRKAAAAA!!!!

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i fuckin love peaches too bad the season is so drat short. thank g*d for frozen peaches

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Epic High Five posted:

I was doing overtime smashing peaches with my big wet rear end

thank you for your service

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Chokes McGee posted:

the best part is when he doesn't get anything for succeeding

he gets to be in every history book forever

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

MadJackal posted:

Remember when Trump claimed he would sue the NY Times towards the end of the campaign, and they wrote back, "We'd love for you to take the stand, come at us bitch" and then Trump did nothing like the piss weasel he is?

pretty much everyone he threatens litigation does this cause he's dumb as gently caress

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



trump is gonna be bigger than jesus

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
what did I miss this week anything

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

srs lamo

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

:discourse:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/eedrk/status/948792963978506240

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Philthy posted:

what did I miss this week anything

Trump having to return to a grueling 2 hour work day after a week straight golfing has caused him to evolve into a severely concussed Moussolini

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

punchymcpunch posted:

trump is gonna be bigger than jesus

lol poor longinus, trump is fulla piss

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


how many daily news readers (left, right, curtis sliwa superfan or whatever) know anything at all about the cuck thing

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

Weird, I just got home from the peach juice factory where I was doing overtime smashing peaches with my big wet rear end

asses can be peach-shaped

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Fat Lowtax posted:

how many daily news readers (left, right or whatever) know anything at all about the cuck thing

A lot more tomorrow

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Epic High Five posted:

Trump having to return to a grueling 2 hour work day after a week straight golfing has caused him to evolve into a severely concussed Moussolini

gently caress that dude

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

The Presidents of the United States of America

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/948694276778745856

lol this is real

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Also Trump and co are realizing that it may not have been a great idea to let a gossip columnist and writer wander around the white house unattended for 11 months, including interviewing tons of people who assumed he was with the administration so they didn't tell him to keep stuff off the record or anything

No I am not making that up

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

GobiasIndustries posted:

GOOOOORRRRRRKAAAAA!!!!


NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

Weird, I just got home from the peach juice factory where I was doing overtime smashing peaches with my big wet rear end

u do good work

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Al! posted:

that was the band silverchair. silverchair, yall

:smugjones: hmmmm

Al! posted:

maybe i just want the band silverchair genocided :thunk:



okay now we're getting somewhere :smug:

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmaF6IOODFc

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
im going to list every single thing from the "100 tyips for notte being a rude asseholee" section that the man i cared about broke egregiously at least 1 tyme


2. Never allow a lady to get a chair for herself, ring a bell, pick up a handkerchief or glove she may have dropped, or, in short, perform any service for herself which you can perform for her, when you are in the room. By extending such courtesies to your mother, sisters, or other members of your family, they become habitual, and are thus more gracefully performed when abroad.

cried out "i thought you were gone!" when i banged on the door begging for a band-aid after slamming my thumb in a car door

4. It is not necessary to tell all that you know; that{187} were mere folly; but what a man says must be what he believes himself, else he violates the first rule for a gentleman’s speech—Truth.

lied about weird stuff for reasons that weren't clear and often made himself look worse and not better

6. Cultivate tact! In society it will be an invaluable aid. Talent is something, but tact is everything. Talent is serious, sober, grave, and respectable; tact is all that and more too. It is not a sixth sense, but it is the life of all the five. It is the open eye, the quick ear, the judging taste, the keen smell, and the lively touch; it is the interpreter of all riddles—the surmounter of all difficulties—the remover of all obstacles. It is useful in all places, and at all times; it is useful in solitude, for it shows a man his way into the world; it is useful in society, for it shows him his way through the world. Talent is power—tact is skill; talent is weight—tact is momentum; talent knows what to do—tact knows how to do it;{188} talent makes a man respectable—tact will make him respected; talent is wealth—tact is ready money. For all the practical purposes of society tact carries against talent ten to one.

repeatedly insinuated i was a skank and pointed out to strangers that i have drawn pornography

7. Nature has left every man a capacity of being agreeable, though all cannot shine in company; but there are many men sufficiently qualified for both, who, by a very few faults, that a little attention would soon correct, are not so much as tolerable. Watch, avoid such faults.

insisted on paying for a gifted burrito in loose change due to complete unwillingness to accept any gift or favor from anyone

9. Avoid a conceited manner. It is exceedingly ill-bred to assume a manner as if you were superior to those around you, and it is, too, a proof, not of superiority but of vulgarity. And to avoid this manner, avoid the foundation of it, and cultivate humility. The praises of others should be of use to you, in teaching, not what you are, perhaps, but in pointing out what you ought to be.

routinely disparaged my tastes or doubted my tastes if he happened to agree with them, as it was inconceivable i could do anything smart (like him)

14. In meeting a lady at the head of a flight of stairs, wait for her to precede you in the descent.

lied to me about where he was and left me on his porch in the rain and night and then kicked me out almost immediately to go buy toilet paper


whew there are too many of these


67. Nothing can be more ill-bred than to meet a polite{206} remark addressed to you, either with inattention or a rude answer.

literally more times than i could ever describe, including calling him "handsome" and having him immediately respond "goodbye"

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
theres bits of the nda in the cease and desist letter and it keeps referring to trumps family as Trump Persons

quote:

The letter then cites parts of Paragraph 8 of the Agreement: "Consent to Injunction. A breach of any of your promises or agreements under this agreement will cause the Company, Mr. Trump and each other Trump Person irreparable harm.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



NecroMonster posted:

u do good work

Those wet rear end peaches are union proud

Can't outsource a good peach crushing fetish vid

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

A lot more tomorrow

can't wait in the spike for searches tomorrow for 'what is a cuck'

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

cumshitter posted:

theres bits of the nda in the cease and desist letter and it keeps referring to trumps family as Trump Persons

"trump person" is the pc term for morlock

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Those NDAs basically dissolve if ever challenged right? Because I can't see how any person could possibly be causing more harm to the Trump brand than Trump himself

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Not always a fan of their covers but this one is loving amazing :lol:

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
get blazed and watch http://weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso-meso2-13-48-1-100

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I will never log off

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Pick posted:

im going to list every single thing from the "100 tyips for notte being a rude asseholee" section that the man i cared about broke egregiously at least 1 tyme


2. Never allow a lady to get a chair for herself, ring a bell, pick up a handkerchief or glove she may have dropped, or, in short, perform any service for herself which you can perform for her, when you are in the room. By extending such courtesies to your mother, sisters, or other members of your family, they become habitual, and are thus more gracefully performed when abroad.

cried out "i thought you were gone!" when i banged on the door begging for a band-aid after slamming my thumb in a car door

4. It is not necessary to tell all that you know; that{187} were mere folly; but what a man says must be what he believes himself, else he violates the first rule for a gentleman’s speech—Truth.

lied about weird stuff for reasons that weren't clear and often made himself look worse and not better

6. Cultivate tact! In society it will be an invaluable aid. Talent is something, but tact is everything. Talent is serious, sober, grave, and respectable; tact is all that and more too. It is not a sixth sense, but it is the life of all the five. It is the open eye, the quick ear, the judging taste, the keen smell, and the lively touch; it is the interpreter of all riddles—the surmounter of all difficulties—the remover of all obstacles. It is useful in all places, and at all times; it is useful in solitude, for it shows a man his way into the world; it is useful in society, for it shows him his way through the world. Talent is power—tact is skill; talent is weight—tact is momentum; talent knows what to do—tact knows how to do it;{188} talent makes a man respectable—tact will make him respected; talent is wealth—tact is ready money. For all the practical purposes of society tact carries against talent ten to one.

repeatedly insinuated i was a skank and pointed out to strangers that i have drawn pornography

7. Nature has left every man a capacity of being agreeable, though all cannot shine in company; but there are many men sufficiently qualified for both, who, by a very few faults, that a little attention would soon correct, are not so much as tolerable. Watch, avoid such faults.

insisted on paying for a gifted burrito in loose change due to complete unwillingness to accept any gift or favor from anyone

9. Avoid a conceited manner. It is exceedingly ill-bred to assume a manner as if you were superior to those around you, and it is, too, a proof, not of superiority but of vulgarity. And to avoid this manner, avoid the foundation of it, and cultivate humility. The praises of others should be of use to you, in teaching, not what you are, perhaps, but in pointing out what you ought to be.

routinely disparaged my tastes or doubted my tastes if he happened to agree with them, as it was inconceivable i could do anything smart (like him)

14. In meeting a lady at the head of a flight of stairs, wait for her to precede you in the descent.

lied to me about where he was and left me on his porch in the rain and night and then kicked me out almost immediately to go buy toilet paper


whew there are too many of these


67. Nothing can be more ill-bred than to meet a polite{206} remark addressed to you, either with inattention or a rude answer.

literally more times than i could ever describe, including calling him "handsome" and having him immediately respond "goodbye"

The last one is v funny to me

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

cuck yeah!

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pick posted:

"trump person" is the pc term for morlock

the morlocks were the good guys tho

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