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Figging sounds like a nice way of saying "walking around with turds in your adult diaper for sexual reasons"
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Hot-pocketing is when you poo poo in a wetsuit.
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Jan 3, 2018 22:02
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Ziv Zulander posted:Figging means sticking a piece of ginger up your rear end, not your cock. People like it because it burns real good, but it stops right away when you take it out. It was never a torture method, it's something they did to get old horses to perk up. So is that where the saying "hot to trot" came from?
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Jan 3, 2018 22:08
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Fumaofthelake posted:Figging sounds like a nice way of saying "walking around with turds in your adult diaper for sexual reasons" Nah, it's totally a different experience. You should give it a try.
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Jan 3, 2018 22:26
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fig my ginger rear end 
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Jan 4, 2018 03:12
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im not mad at you, im just very disappointed
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Jan 4, 2018 03:29
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How COULD I be mad? That giant, swollen, balloon head of yours just makes me giggle and giggle.
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Jan 4, 2018 03:37
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Trig Discipline posted:putting ginger in your rear end is supposed to make it taste better when someone rims you, it's called a dark and stormy It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! It was me, ending my life in a fit of despair for humanity after reading Breetai's post.
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Jan 4, 2018 03:56
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Trig Discipline posted:putting ginger in your rear end is supposed to make it taste better when someone rims you, it's called a dark and stormy Why am I seeing Ice-T in my mind’s eye while I read that?
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Jan 4, 2018 05:32
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Your username keeps throwing me off 
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Jan 4, 2018 05:48
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veni veni veni posted:Your username keeps throwing me off Yeah, that’s a two-way street. I keep seeing your posts and thinking to myself , “I don’t remember saying that!”
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Jan 4, 2018 06:12
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Someone in the know told me its to help "train" your body not to clench because that makes the ginger burn more. This is supposed to help people who are new to buttstuff I guess.
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Jan 4, 2018 06:18
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Yeah, that’s a two-way street. I keep seeing your posts and thinking to myself , “I don’t remember saying that!” same with me and PTSD DOG 70
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Jan 4, 2018 06:42
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That was super gross. 
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Jan 4, 2018 06:45
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Why am I seeing Ice-T in my mind’s eye while I read that? Because LiarTownUSA is a national treasure, even if I couldn't find the actual Tumblr link: https://news.avclub.com/ice-t-has-some-startling-information-for-you-in-these-f-1798283728
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Jan 4, 2018 06:48
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Yeah, that’s a two-way street. I keep seeing your posts and thinking to myself , “I don’t remember saying that!” The other day someone said something like "great post Veni" and I was like "what the hell is going on here there is no way they are talking about me"
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Jan 4, 2018 07:28
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Noslo posted:Someone in the know told me its to help "train" your body not to clench because that makes the ginger burn more. This is supposed to help people who are new to buttstuff I guess. Just use poppers like a grownup, for gently caress's sake.
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text me a vag pic posted:fig my ginger rear end Hm. A knock-off anime. A bootleg anime. A shameful anime.
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Jan 4, 2018 10:02
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 *drunk Orson Welles voice* ah, the "girls who dip" hashtag has always been celebrated for its excellence
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Girls who dip will never not be disgusting. 
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Jan 4, 2018 16:42
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Anyone who dips will never not be disgusting.
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Jan 4, 2018 17:08
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One time after a lot of beers one of my college friends convinced me to try dipping and it was just horrendously disgusting. Way moreso than smoking cigarettes, I just can't imagine how anyone overcomes that for long enough to become addicted to it.
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I dip and anyone that tells you that it's not disgusting is lying to you. It may feel pleasant at first and it's nice to be able to use tobacco pretty much anywhere, but it's a loving disgusting habit. Edit: Basebf555 posted:One time after a lot of beers one of my college friends convinced me to try dipping and it was just horrendously disgusting. Way moreso than smoking cigarettes, I just can't imagine how anyone overcomes that for long enough to become addicted to it. The main reason most kids in high school start is because it doesn't impede athletics like cigarettes would. Hell, you can pack a dip while exercising. It's in general a lot more of a "passive" tobacco habit- when you're smoking a cigarette, you go to the smoking area and smoke for 5-10 minutes, then go back to doing what you were doing afterwards. A dip takes 10 seconds to put in, then you have a nice, even tobacco buzz for the next 30 or so minutes, without having whatever you were doing impeded or having to relocate. It's gross as heck but it's, for the most part, a way more convenient habit to satisfy than cigarettes. om nom nom has a new favorite as of 17:29 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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Jan 4, 2018 17:23
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Seriously, if you need to get your nicotine fix orally, just become addicted to Nicorette
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om nom nom posted:I dip and anyone that tells you that it's not disgusting is lying to you. It may feel pleasant at first and it's nice to be able to use tobacco pretty much anywhere, but it's a loving disgusting habit. Name/av/post trifecta!
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Jan 4, 2018 17:25
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That whole area of the face is so prominent and important I can't imagine playing around with its well-being like that.
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Jan 4, 2018 17:26
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Brawnfire posted:That whole area of the face is so prominent and important I can't imagine playing around with its well-being like that. And it's not like mouth cancer won't also kill you, it'll just horribly disfigure you before it does. Lung cancer is probably more painful though.
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Jan 4, 2018 17:28
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Iron Crowned posted:Seriously, if you need to get your nicotine fix orally, just become addicted to Nicorette Nicorette is way more expensive than either cigarettes or chew. I used to work in a gas station and the most popular can of chew was $4.22, and the most popular cigarettes were $6.77 a pack. I now work in a pharmacy where we sell the nicotine gum, and I think it's over $40 a box. It's kind of like telling people not to use condoms and just buy Plan B every time. Quick edit: I'm in Michigan, so that might not be true across the entire USA.
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Leavemywife posted:Nicorette is way more expensive than either cigarettes or chew. I used to work in a gas station and the most popular can of chew was $4.22, and the most popular cigarettes were $6.77 a pack. I now work in a pharmacy where we sell the nicotine gum, and I think it's over $40 a box. Eh, I just used to work with a guy who quit smoking and just switched to Nicorette because he could chew three pieces at his desk and no one would care.
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Trabant posted:Because LiarTownUSA is a national treasure, even if I couldn't find the actual Tumblr link: Shockingly, the Tumblr for fake Ice T SVU shots is https://icetsvu.tumblr.com/ E: And yes, they are amazing. 
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Iron Crowned posted:Eh, I just used to work with a guy who quit smoking and just switched to Nicorette because he could chew three pieces at his desk and no one would care. I'm fully willing to accept I'm wrong about the gum prices. In our display, there's about 40 different products. I could be putting the wrong price in.
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darthbob88 posted:Shockingly, the Tumblr for fake Ice T SVU shots is https://icetsvu.tumblr.com/ Baked Alaska is getting even more desperate for attention. Edit: 
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Basebf555 posted:And it's not like mouth cancer won't also kill you, it'll just horribly disfigure you before it does. Lung cancer is probably more painful though.  Notice that every picture of him post-surgery includes either a high turtleneck or a scarf. I've got nothing against Roger Ebert, but if we're talking about chewing tobacco and mouth cancer and so forth, I think it's worth pointing out the ugly that results on top of the ugly and gross from actually doing it. Seriously, when did black drool and a pop bottle "discretely" (i.e. not at all discretely) placed under the desk become anything other than gross?
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Leavemywife posted:I'm fully willing to accept I'm wrong about the gum prices. In our display, there's about 40 different products. I could be putting the wrong price in. It all depends on how you use it. Those $40 ones are like 100 packs. Any time I've used it, I just get the $10 20 pack and use a piece whenever I'm getting super pissed off or antsy to take the edge off, and I'll have leftover pieces and be done with cravings. But then again I've always gone back to chewing, so maybe you should follow the directions. That's the insidious thing about nicotine addiction (and probably all addiction) is that it stays with you long after you're done with withdrawal. I could be tobacco free for 3 months and think "you know what would be nice right now? A dip" then stupidly buy it, and of course the can has multiple servings so you don't just use it that once, then you're right back on the wagon.
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ExecuDork posted:Seriously, when did black drool and a pop bottle "discretely" (i.e. not at all discretely) placed under the desk become anything other than gross? I think it's just part of the "HEY Y'ALL LOOK AT ME I'M A REDNECK! AIN'T I COOL!!??" line of thought (which, thankfully, seems to be dying). It goes along with the giant turbo diesel pickup truck with dual stacks, detuned, and rolling coal type thing. I live in a very rural part of NE Ohio, and I see this all the time. Pink camouflage T-shirts, cowboy boots with short shorts, and girls who dip. I'm no saint, I'll admit. I smoked Camel straights up until 2008 when I quit cold turkey because I got sick and tired of coughing up a lung every morning. But, hey, this is the USA, it's your mouth and gums, and what you choose to do with them is your business. e: Don't mean to derail, and nice post Randaconda, puts us back on track. BlankIsBeautiful has a new favorite as of 21:02 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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Jan 4, 2018 20:58
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Thank you, you have made my soul weep for the world. The internet needs to be destroyed.
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This is what happens at like hour 19 at of one those Gamemaster Anthony birthday parties
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I've seen this before, but this is the first time I've noticed the stretching on the left side of the image
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