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The Shep posted:You can't defend yourself from an arrest, weirdo. Unless it’s a “false arrest” but he didn’t say it three times to invoke its power.
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Dingleberry posted:Unless it’s a “false arrest” but he didn’t say it three times to invoke its power. I DO NOT ENJOINDER YOUR REQUEST FOR ARREST!
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The federal government owes me 6300000 and you can't arrest a contract unless its entity is in all caps https://www.thedailybeast.com/republican-lawmaker-recognize-sovereign-citizens-or-pay-dollar10000-fine quote:Republican state Rep. Richard Marple is scheduled to introduce a bill that treats sovereign citizens as a recognized legal class, and proposes a $10,000 fine for state agencies that don’t buy into sovereigns’ legal make believe. Marple champions sovereign citizen talking points, which typically draw a far-right fanbase, and has earned him the praise of white supremacist Christopher Cantwell. Can you still not buy booze after 8pm in CT?
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The Shep posted:You can't defend yourself from an arrest, weirdo. Sure you can.
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Reign Of Pain posted:The federal government owes me 6300000 and you can't arrest a contract unless its entity is in all caps "Some sovereign citizens might believe local sheriffs to be the highest valid form of government." But... They are. Oh poo poo am I a sovereign now???
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The Shep posted:"Some sovereign citizens might believe local sheriffs to be the highest valid form of government." The calls are coming from inside the thread
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The Shep posted:"Some sovereign citizens might believe local sheriffs to be the highest valid form of government." Does that mean when I graduate I'm the commanding officer of this thread? 
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Chichevache posted:Does that mean when I graduate I'm the commanding officer of this thread? Peep the reg-date, son.
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Gotta be elected sheriff bro Vote Beanie 2020
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The Shep posted:Peep the reg-date, son. I'm sure if you ask nicely, Smiling Jack will appoint you his #1 enforcer.
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The Shep posted:Peep the reg-date, son. You popo or SO, granddad?
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The Shep posted:Peep the reg-date, son. My button is bigger and actually works. I had a guy try the sovereign citizen thing once, with paper work from the internet. I decided to mind gently caress him, and asked him if he had paperwork that also did not exist. He ended up googling Department of State Form 1138 and he kept bitching "All I can find is this IRS form" 
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Thesoldier posted:My button is bigger and actually works. I'm pretty sure we have a form for every 4 digit combination
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Chichevache posted:You popo or SO, granddad? I identify as a parking lot monitor. Just lol if you're still being proactive in Obama's America.
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The Shep posted:Obama's America.  whatever helps you sleep at night Shep
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Its so easy to trigger you I don't even have to try anymore.
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The Shep posted:You can't defend yourself from an arrest, weirdo. There was no arrest going on because LP have no arresting powers 
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The Shep posted:Its so easy to trigger you I don't even have to try anymore. Okay cucklord
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uncle w benefits posted:There was no arrest going on because LP have no arresting powers Depends on the state, my dude. Citizens arrest is legitimate.
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Yikes. I think TX recognizes citizens arrest. I would probably a.) act a fool b.) lose my cool and c.) go all out up in here if some dweebs tried to cit arrest me.
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Most state's allow loss prevention to lawfully arrest/and or detain a theft suspect. Here they can "detain" for up to an hour pending arrival of local law enforcement. The law even allows them to follow the subject outside the store to do it if needed. While there is no resisting arrest charge that would apply, if you use force against the merchant employee or loss prevention in an attempt to flee, you'd likely also be charged with assault.
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e: ^^^^  It's not exactly citizen's arrest. It's called shopkeeper's privilege in the common law but has been incorporated into most state statutes. It follows the basic rules of citizen's arrest, but is given a higher deference. The short of it is in basically all jurisdictions you can be detained by store personnel if you are suspected of shoplifting. There are limits that vary per jurisdiction, of course, but it is pretty much universal iirc.
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Breach of the Peace over here means Joe Bloggs can kick down a neighbors door to prevent 'fear of personal harm or damage to property.'
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The Shep posted:Its so easy to trigger you I don't even have to try anymore. whatever helps you sleep at night
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Smiling Jack posted:whatever helps you sleep at night Your tears are like melatonin.
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The Shep posted:Your tears are like melatonin. I'm still hitting doors and ripping steel don't cry for me Shep cry for America
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Smiling Jack posted:I'm still hitting doors and ripping steel I knew we were due for an authentic Smiling Jack "I do real cop work" post.
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What do you guys do when behind a car at a lengthy light? Run the plate in the CENTRAL POLICE MAINFRAME, or do you just try to finish masturbating through your pants?
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The Shep posted:I knew we were due for an authentic Smiling Jack "I do real cop work" post. The Shep posted:Its so easy to trigger you I don't even have to try anymore. 
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uncle w benefits posted:What do you guys do when behind a car at a lengthy light? Run the plate in the CENTRAL POLICE MAINFRAME, or do you just try to finish masturbating through your pants? Play "Sound of da Police" over the loudspeaker. This works better on night shift, when people are less likely to accurately identify my car number. Edit: but the guys who run plates end up with some excellent stolen vehicle arrests. Arc Light fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Jan 6, 2018 |
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We are training on body cameras right now. I just filmed my dick. 
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Chichevache posted:We are training on body cameras right now. I just filmed my dick. prove it
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ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:prove it You'll have to subpoena my sergeant. They staged a mock fight while I was pissing and I activated my camera to respond. At least the locker room was warm today.
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Filmed your dick? What kind of expensive high res/zoom cameras you guys getting?
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Chichevache posted:You'll have to subpoena my sergeant. They staged a mock fight while I was pissing and I activated my camera to respond. At least the locker room was warm today. Are you in WA state? I wanna file a FOIA request if you are so in two years the state/county/agency can pay me $86000 for not giving me dick body cam footage quick enough.
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SAME SAME I CAME posted:Most state's allow loss prevention to lawfully arrest/and or detain a theft suspect. Here they can "detain" for up to an hour pending arrival of local law enforcement. The law even allows them to follow the subject outside the store to do it if needed. While there is no resisting arrest charge that would apply, if you use force against the merchant employee or loss prevention in an attempt to flee, you'd likely also be charged with assault. In Florida there is a "Resisting a Merchant" statute that covers LP and Agents of said merchant to pretty much do whatever is reasonable when they believe someone is stealing. If the person runs and pushes LP or another employee out of the way while still carrying said stolen merchandise we hit them with strong arm robbery as well. So yes idiots turn misdemeanor theft into a Felony robbery all the time.
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Resisting a merchant? Skyrim mods are getting out of hand.
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Grem posted:Resisting a merchant? Skyrim mods are getting out of hand. Yeah can't you just kill the merchant and escape without being seen by the local guards?
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