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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



:randpop:

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Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I guess there's worse items of French baking to get tattoos of.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I guess there's worse items of French baking to get tattoos of.

:argh:

(Wish I'd gotten to this first.)

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Zaphod42 posted:

That was my first thought :thumbsup:

And now I'm wondering what the highest fidelity you could get out of a picture of a waveform would be. (pretty dang poo poo, but how poo poo?)

Which basically guarantees that in 5-10 years this tattoo will be meaningless.

as long as the background stays clear and the general outline of the form stays the same then the software should be able to recognize it. Now if the service/software they used is still around in 5-10 years is the real question.

EVG
Dec 17, 2005

If I Saw It, Here's How It Happened.
Seen in the wild... but I kinda dig it? Weird horse foot and all

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?
Is there a pun there that I’m missing?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

synthetik posted:

Is there a pun there that I’m missing?

Judging by the polyhedral dice on the other arm, it's probably anime

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

synthetik posted:

Is there a pun there that I’m missing?

I watched a documentary on Netflix about burlesque and one of the acts was a sexy burrito, if I recall correctly. I don't know if it is related to that.

Edit: burlesque*

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

EVG posted:

Seen in the wild... but I kinda dig it? Weird horse foot and all



Also big ups for wearing the I’m into Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me shirt

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Bored posted:

one of the acts was a sexy burrito, if I recall correctly

that seems like something that would be next to impossible to misremember

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Pastry of the Year posted:

that seems like something that would be next to impossible to misremember

Yeah. But I'm pretty "special" the few times I've remembered things. I'm seldom wrong on facts I think I know, but when I am wrong, I am waaaay wrong.

Edit: I remembered correctly. There is a picture in the article. Also there is a song titled "sexy burrito".
http://bust.com/movies/16912-glitter-tribe.html

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ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es
has "burlesque" always meant "fat strippers" or is that a recent thing?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

ladron posted:

has "burlesque" always meant "fat strippers" or is that a recent thing?

Pretty sure it's a recent thing. In that documentary, most of the people are in shape and there are also dude-troupes. The personalities of some of the women made me cringe though.

Edit:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlesque

quote:

A later use of the term, particularly in the United States, refers to performances in a variety show format. These were popular from the 1860s to the 1940s, often in cabarets and clubs, as well as theatres, and featured bawdy comedy and female striptease.

Bored has a new favorite as of 01:30 on Jan 5, 2018

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

EVG posted:

Seen in the wild... but I kinda dig it? Weird horse foot and all



Maybe those are Kate's legs (from Kate's Playground)

Kate has a hoof

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Bored posted:

Pretty sure it's a recent thing. In that documentary, most of the people are in shape and there are also dude-troupes. The personalities of some of the women made me cringe though.

Edit:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlesque

right on, just all I've ever seen doing it was chubby girls and margaret cho

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008


That's the columbine shooters, yeah?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Indeed

Sound Mr. Brown
Feb 21, 2005

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.

three car pile-up

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

wow thread title confirmed.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

I can't wait to see all the Elliot Rodgers and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev tattoos 10 years from now

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Just reminded me of Rolling Stones' unthinkably stupid Tsarnaev cover issue.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


im the mermaid with one tit

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

still would

shame on an IGA posted:

im the mermaid with one tit

Women who've had partial mastectomies are still allowed to appear in trashy tattoos.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Uh, women having breasts of differing size isn't exactly uncommon...

...she does look like she's had a masectomy though.

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

She's lifting up an arm. Her boob moves with it, esp in a tight shirt or sports bra. The mysteries of the flesh!

Edit: spelling.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

shame on an IGA posted:

im the mermaid with one tit

No. She's got two. Haven't you ever heard of wondering boob?

Mandactyl
Jun 1, 2011

A kinder, gentler herpes
Grimey Drawer

Bored posted:

No. She's got two. Haven't you ever heard of wondering boob?

Totally, my boobs are curious about all sorts of things

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

failing forward posted:

She's lifting up an arm. Her boob moves with it, esp in a tight shirt or sports bra. The mysteries of the flesh!

Edit: spelling.

Yes, a sports shell bra...

In all seriousness, one of the least offensive pieces in this thread, so I'll shut up about it.

Mandactyl posted:

Totally, my boobs are curious about all sorts of things

drat you for jumping on that before I could :argh:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Rough Lobster posted:

Just reminded me of Rolling Stones' unthinkably stupid Tsarnaev cover issue.

How was it stupid? Wasn't it like a close-up like with OJ, and nutters thought he looked dreamy?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Mandactyl posted:

Totally, my boobs are curious about all sorts of things

gently caress. Should I fix it since the error's been quoted or just leave it? I don't know if that is autocorrect's fault or mine.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Bored posted:

gently caress. Should I fix it since the error's been quoted or just leave it? I don't know if that is autocorrect's fault or mine.

take it as a compliment

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

as badly as I think of the human race, and I do, very much so, it's occasionally refreshing to see a terrible mistake so specific that I can be sure that, at least, it will never be replicated

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
It's beautiful.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
In my head-canon those socks are also tattoos.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Avenging_Mikon posted:

In my head-canon those socks are also tattoos.

In mine the legs belong to twins

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Snowy posted:

In mine the legs belong to twins

That actually makes me madder, which is hard to believe considering I was looking at some sort of representation of a soapy human butt when it happened.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
So if his vape pens starts a fire and kills him in the night, is that basically cosmic justice?

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

So if his vape pens starts a fire and kills him in the night, is that basically cosmic justice?

do I have to get rabbinical with you or what

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