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Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

violent sex idiot posted:

everyone in game of bones is 18

Username post combo

:drat:

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emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Is everyone literally 18 or everyone at least 18? cause the former could probably attract more weirdos but I guess some of the characters need to be wizened old men cause that's a popular porn genre.

Though I guess they could all be 18 and assume the appearance of whatever age needed. Like that anime with that thousand year old vampire who looks like a 4 year old girl or some poo poo, I don't know what up with that but I remember it was a cause of heated debate in these very forums.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
May have started 4chan actually.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Not sure there's much "may" about it. Moot made 4chan so he could have his anime pedophile playground after he got run out of here.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Well yeah, but I don't know if it was one of the 4000 year old 6 year old ones that broke the camels back.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
I had no idea that it's ultimately Lowtax's fault that Donald Trump is president.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Lycus posted:

I had no idea that it's ultimately Lowtax's fault that Donald Trump is president.

this is true in a vast multitude of ways

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Lycus posted:

I had no idea that it's ultimately Lowtax's fault that Donald Trump is president.

Historians will mark Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka as one of Earths biggest monsters. If only The Hero Uwe Bill had finished the job...

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
SA is an important Nexus in history.

Can't wait for future historians to try to piece the lost Gospel of LF.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

TK-42-1 posted:

Historians will mark Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka as one of Earths biggest monsters. If only The Hero Uwe Bill had finished the job...

Lowtax danced some extremely painful circles around Uwe Bollweevil and his shittiest Let's Play videos beat the living gently caress out of Uwe's "best" movies

not to sound too uh kiss-rear end but listening to Kyanka riff on Troll 2 with Mike Nelson is infinitely more entertaining than anything Boll ever made

Uwe Boll is like the Steven Seagal of directors. Most of the profits from the movies are mafia money write-offs

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

German financing loopholes, actually. And I think they're closed now anyway, which probably explains why he hasn't made anything in years.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Uwe Boll still sounds like a name from Dune

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Me right now:



Here's to another year of no new books!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Just one more year to go and we can all finally get off this shitbarge! Hooray!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

frankenfreak posted:

Me right now:



Here's to another year of no new books!

I shall garb myself in my best black hoodie and blond wig and valyrian steel shoulderpad and my best cutest skirt and drink cab until I feel like S. Baratheon and his hordes are breaking down the doors and offer everyone literal poison and burn the red keep to the ground!*

Or maybe I'll just try to stay awake with my cab and watch clips of Darth Cersei

one of those



*yes i know that i got it out of order the shoulderpads go before the wig

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

nine-gear crow posted:

Just one more year to go and we can all finally get off this shitbarge! Hooray!



Yep. When the show ends I won't give a poo poo about the books anymore.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

I can't believe Santa Claus did not bring me Winds of Winter!

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I got some winds of winter right outside my door. Feels like -35! Yay!

Christ, why did I volunteer to move here.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I got some winds of winter right outside my door. Feels like -35! Yay!

Christ, why did I volunteer to move here.

Where did you move to so I can ensure I never ever go there.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




I love you, bad thread. Happy new year, or whatever.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Where did you move to so I can ensure I never ever go there.

Northern Quebec. I haven't left the house all weekend, because gently caress that weather.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
happy bad year new thread!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Blind Sally posted:

happy bad year new thread!

happy year to you as well

did you read a dance with dragons?

we're better off without anymore of GRRM trash :tipshat:

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




My resolution every year is to stop caring if the next book comes out.

As you can see, my track record means I'll start caring again in about a week.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Northern Quebec. I haven't left the house all weekend, because gently caress that weather.

Oh yeah gently caress that. Dont freeze to death this new year my dude.

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
I tried writing a long and boring paragraph referencing fake planetos history and making a grrm never writes and when he does it's just a series of fake history tangents joke but got bored midway through and deleted it so now I really know how grrm feels everyday.

emanresu tnuocca fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jan 1, 2018

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



emanresu tnuocca posted:

I tried writing a long and boring paragraph referencing fake planetos history and making a grrm never writes joke and when he does it's just a series of fake history tangents but got bored midway through and deleted it so now I really know how grrm feels everyday.

stare long enough into the grrm....

ElectroMagneticJosh
Oct 13, 2006

Lets Volt In!!

esperterra posted:

My resolution every year is to stop caring if the next book comes out.

As you can see, my track record means I'll start caring again in about a week.

I just remembered about the bad thread(s) and decided to check in after about a three year absence (at least). If I can manage it so can you.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

So 2019 for the show to end now, how every Gurmy.

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

IRQ posted:

So 2019 for the show to end now, how every Gurmy.

Jesus H., I can't be bothered to care that long.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

What I care about in 2019: making corporal and thus more money

What I don't care about in 2019: Game of Thrones

I really don't understand people who are still invested in this poo poo. There's so much more to pay attention to.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I could ask the same question about people who watch sports, but people like what they like. It’s makes humans unique.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Yeah I'm kinda over it. It's now a silly whatever tv show with a silly whatever tv show vibe and it's hard to care about the not a book anymore.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Invalid Validation posted:

I could ask the same question about people who watch sports, but people like what they like. It’s makes humans unique.

I mean, I really don't care for sports but one thing they have for them is except in really exceptional circumstances the match will happen and happen on a predictable schedule. It may suck, but you'll get it.

They should cancel the last season of the show and make it the most faithful adaptation ever.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Man, I generally don't care about sports. But I do appreciate how hard the athletes work and train and how badly they want their respective championship. So if I find myself watching a game (like FIFA) I get into it. But those guys bust they humps, they get it going and do they sports. Dudes have broken bones or cerebral hæmorrages? Still trying to play. Respect.

GRRM could take a loving lesson.

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
GRRM says he "gets it" and will avoid side projects to stay focused on books:

https://grrm.livejournal.com/555986.html

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

kcroy posted:

GRRM says he "gets it" and will avoid side projects to stay focused on books:

https://grrm.livejournal.com/555986.html

I thought the joke was going to be that it's a post from 2007. Because he's made a fuckton of those posts before and guess what he's always full of poo poo.

The only reason I care about the show anymore is the ending. I just want a loving ending. Any ending. Even if it's that lovely "Dany and Jon's daughter becomes child queen after the Night King dies off screen and then Euron becomes the Big Bad for... I don't know reasons" fake leak ending that was posted a few months ago.

I just want to be done with it already.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

If I was GRRM I would just say gently caress it and pay some ghostwriter to link together whatever the gently caress chapter fragments I felt like writing / finished just to get people to stop nagging him.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



fat man is too proud to do that

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Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Probably what’s gonna happen anyways since he’s old and fat. He’ll definitely die before he finishes it.

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