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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


I have no idea if this is true or not, but I feel like waiting on the alien control system is the better option than dumping a bunch of money into obsolete craft. If that finishes and we don't gain access to anything new, well, then I guess shame on me.

I vote to make nnotime lead the raid against Diablo to prove his loyalties.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
no more slums! no more slum missions!! a aaaaaah *psychotic break*

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Lets stock up on agents and investigate diablo

MilkmanLuke
Jul 4, 2012

I'm da prettiest, so I'm da boss.

Baus is boss.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

    Choose an Option:
  1. Investigate:
    a) Osiron
    b) Diablo
    c) Megapol
  2. Get more / better agents
  3. Get more / better vehicles
  4. gently caress em, ⏭ & build up the bases / research


Get some new agents, then investigate Megapol for a change of scenery.

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.
Sign me up for combat boss! Also 1c bust down megapol's doors. We can't have the police compromised by aliens.

pinarello dogman
Jun 17, 2013

Sign me up as a scientist or whatever.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Who names the vehicles? Can I be a vehicle?

havent heard a peep
May 29, 2003

When Steve Jobs died it wasn't the first job I'd lost that week.
Put me the gently caress in coach. I will work to design bigger thicker loads and or dispense bigger thicker loads. The brainsuckers need something new to suck on.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Man the graveyard's really filling up now lol. Free hubcaps still has the most hilarious death though.

ikanreed posted:

Who names the vehicles? Can I be a vehicle?

If you want a buncha raging agents inside you all you have to do is ask. :colbert:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Cantorsdust posted:

Sign me up for combat boss! Also 1c bust down megapol's doors. We can't have the police compromised by aliens.

crbrsd posted:

Sign me up as a scientist or whatever.

havent heard a peep posted:

Put me the gently caress in coach. I will work to design bigger thicker loads and or dispense bigger thicker loads. The brainsuckers need something new to suck on.

on the list


ikanreed posted:

Who names the vehicles? Can I be a vehicle?

nah, I tried, even usinf an editor I couldn't do it


Honky Dong Country posted:

Man the graveyard's really filling up now lol. Free hubcaps still has the most hilarious death though.

A true pioneer, memorialized 4 ever also a hole-y ghost is the only scientist to die in combat so far so that's impressive

SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Jan 3, 2018

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

SniperWoreConverse posted:

on the upside Chill has been awarded some medals for excellency in taking a hit and also killing our own guys:

:patriot: any time, boss

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

I demand alien blood. NOW.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
1c (also hoping the Diablo and Osiron lines on the chart are laggy, and we don't want the cops subverted) and 4. It's gonna probably end up in some really sucky short-term interception blues but I think we really need to focus on tech to make our interceptor fleet better. The alien ships are already more or less shrugging off what we're throwing at them.

If it turns out that infiltration in Diablo and Osiron continues to rise I think we'll need to help Diablo before investigating Osiron.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
interesting "fact:" in a lot of games Osiron is one of the most powerful orgs (except the gov). They're allowed to do business inside the city and usually have a couple buildings within the walls because they keep the crime part of the syndicate secret. In this game tho, they're practically bankrupt because their buildings got blown up multiple times by the aliens. So I guess they're the more mob-like gang.

Diablo also got repeatedly blown up and lost a lot of vehicles to direct alien attack, that's mostly why they became our ally. Psyke happens to both be our enemies and the wealthiest and best off gang in the city for this playthrough. I think Osiron is kept neutral partly because we regularly attack Psyke, even though we're allies with Diablo and the cops. Diablo also is ok with us being cop-friendly because they signed a treaty early on to stop the raids and counterraids from the law.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Is it possible to kite alien ships and try to make them destroy buildings? I now want to try and tip Osiron into allying with us or for the comedy option get the aliens to destroy cult buildings.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

SniperWoreConverse posted:



nah, I tried, even usinf an editor I couldn't do it



Huh??

Can't you just click the name on the vehicle equipment screen? I could swear that worked.

Ponderous Saxon
Jan 5, 2010
Fallen Rib
Noooooo! I escaped the thug life, only to die by bug life.

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Let's hire more agents and investigate Megapol.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

ikanreed posted:

Huh??

Can't you just click the name on the vehicle equipment screen? I could swear that worked.

Actually you can and i'm retrarded
do you want to be our car the robots like to pack into it and drive around the slums sometimes

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Actually you can and i'm retrarded
do you want to be our car the robots like to pack into it and drive around the slums sometimes

Yeah that'd be rad. I'm the self driving car that likes committing random drive by shootings because of religious differences

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


ikanreed posted:

Yeah that'd be rad. I'm the self driving car that likes committing random drive by shootings because of religious differences

Nightrider reboot looking edgy af

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

ikanreed posted:

Yeah that'd be rad. I'm the self driving car that likes committing random drive by shootings because of religious differences

You want actual car or the armored personnel vehicle?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

You want actual car or the armored personnel vehicle?

I'm not picky, just let me do the shootings

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
fyi before i blew up i uploaded my brain to the xcom mainframe and now I'm just browsing pornhub with the homemade+android tags like 24-7

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


ElectricSheep posted:

fyi before i blew up i uploaded my brain to the xcom mainframe and now I'm just browsing pornhub with the homemade+android tags like 24-7

If there are spots in this playthrough, I'd like in as a computer janitor/cannon fodder so I can make sure ElectricSheep's porn habits don't break C&C for us

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Gonna vote to investigate the police. Need to keep the government happy to get funds to get better stuff. Are there any vehicles that we can unlock thru research? I'm weary of investing in crappy human tech

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I think we're in agreement here that the government and law enforcement would be just about the worst factions to have flip out on us due to alien infiltration. Time for some internal affairs.


And if things get a lil dicey at the precinct, there's always plan B:

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008





I love this gif.

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
Police the police. And as always hire more physicists! We're going to crack that control system any day now...

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.

poisonpill posted:

I vote to make nnnotime lead the raid against Diablo to prove his loyalties.
Haha, sure, as I would do the same thing. Put me in the front so I don't shoot anyone in the back.

Give me explosive weapons, boss: I was pretty handy at blasting with my old crew.

poisonpill posted:

I have no idea if this is true or not, but I feel like waiting on the alien control system is the better option than dumping a bunch of money into obsolete craft. If that finishes and we don't gain access to anything new, well, then I guess shame on me.
I like this option, to research and improve our fighter craft and bases. However we may be stuck in a cycle of doing 1) 2) and 3) until the research can complete.

nnnotime fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jan 4, 2018

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
the bots load up into their slummy but actually p nice car ikanreed. They meet up with some organics at the police station. There's aliens.

Investigation -- Law Control Station:
S1: The Cubelodyte, mind the walrus, nnnotime, Markoff Chaney
S2: Fart Puzzle, Fenrir, Penguin Salsa, Alan Smithee


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVVinV3J_uc


Least it's not heavily vertical. S1 proceeds thru the locker room and showers to some kinda hearing room?
There's an obvious interrogation chamber that S2 passes.

Salsa immediately picks up some signals not that far. We head towards them.

Fart Puzzle stumbles into it.

I have S1 double check, there's actually a couple.

The wall blocks the shot but Cube kills whatever the smaller one was. Probably a brainsucker. Markoff lands a couple hits on the worm but also blows a hole in the wall like a fuckin psycho

Looks like I forgot to bring stun guns or anybody with HE, so if these loving things break open it'll be ugly. Fart rips its rear end.
https://i.imgur.com/xCAeDh2.gifv
Did get rough. Cube is pretty hosed up. We're able to kill all but one of the snakes. The other worm is right there still.

Fenrir goes Rambo, Markoff cleans up.
https://i.imgur.com/SiXiuP7.gifv


That was a quick one. It's likely that multiple buildings are infected.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I try to progress time a little so we can gauge how to proceed. It looks like the numbers are kind of going down, but not really. I'm interrupted:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Is there a cost for damage from HE rounds inside your own base....

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Looks like more slum missions in our near future!

:cthulhu::fuckoff:

(I hope I don't get shot - Physics is so close to a breakthrough! Here's a gif of the new engine: :awesome:)

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I decided to try a real time mission and i'm basically just randomly clicking while making GBS threads myself. We almost lost a whole squad to a guy with a bazooka

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
This time we'll do a real time mission. I never did this before so I dunno how it'll turn out.

So this time I try to set it up in a way where even if there's some helpless nerds they'll have somebody nearby that can fire a gun. Kind of a waste, all the science guys are on the "safe" side of the base, in the biolab, hanging out near the medical bay for some reason, trying to sleep.

I order them to book it towards the exit.


I have no loving idea how this works. Doing a real time mission when we could get mega hosed up was a bad idea maybe.
even though I had it running in slow motion for like 30 seconds it seems like it just ran through a few turns
https://i.imgur.com/Kg13hFA.gifv

The clips are prob gonna be pretty disjointed. I decided to make the wounded agents who are near the lift bail out, because if they get hit with a stray grenade they could just die.

Man that security station is pretty cool. It just automatically shoots plasma pistols whenever an enemy is nearby
https://i.imgur.com/3SaVE3p.gifv

Fenrir mind controls a gangster with no problem, But apparently if you walk out of the field of view you lose brain control. Deadbeat applies horror waves.
https://i.imgur.com/FRHdxFN.gifv

i'm just like fuuuuuuu
https://i.imgur.com/scVeegC.gifv
The security station is a huge benefit tho, nothing gets close to getting past

Should have backed off or thrown smoke, that guy with the missile is a fuckin prick bastard
Fenrir's dead and half our guys are critically wounded

something happened where the game still runs and it appears to be continuing the mission and I can click on stuff, but the screen doesn't update.

lemme figure this out

SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Jan 6, 2018

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Basically all that happened was screams and gunfire and then eventually it stopped, but the mission didn't end. I had the critically injured throw themselves on the ground and heal, and it was cool because it happened in real time where the healing kicked in over a few seconds. When the screen fcuked up basically everyone was pretty wounded, way way more than a regular mission.

I had to close it an reload after the cop mission. hosed up.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
my verdict is that realtime is cool but it's really difficult to keep track of what's going on and trying to tape it at the same time is almost impossible. I'm pretty pissed this hosed up and I wasn't able to actually finish the mission. Who What Now was flying around shooting dudes it was cool as gently caress

e: if we had security stations built out correctly these would change from semidifficult to free guns and ammo.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Glad I survived my first mission! Fart is going to hopefully rip many asses in the future

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Ponderous Saxon
Jan 5, 2010
Fallen Rib

Fart Puzzle posted:

Glad I survived my first mission! Fart is going to hopefully rip many asses in the future

Just don’t be a squeaky wheel - after trying to form a bioethics committee I was exposed to a suspicious number of high-risk combat situations.

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