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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Untrustable posted:

Also someone stole our AED and no one knew about it for months. The person who was designated to check the battery level on it once a week had just been lying and saying it was charged. I never went to independently verify his claims so I guess that's on me.

I hope somebody pushed that guy down one of the holes in the walls.

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Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





spog posted:

I hope somebody pushed that guy down one of the holes in the walls.

Hahahaha no. I fired him and then started checking the AED myself because I'm not a loving liar like him.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Untrustable posted:

Hahahaha no. I fired him and then started checking the AED myself because I'm not a loving liar like him.

I wish more people were like you.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

How did you know how long it's been missing for?

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Maintenance and cleaning folks know that people will move your "restroom closed" signs with no hesitation, including wheeling work carts out of the way so they can squeeze past. I once had a woman come into a restroom in a food court where I had a toilet off the wall and a K-50 in the drain. I told her the bathroom is closed and she should use the other one 50 feet away, but she said she "just had to go." It didn't seem to faze her when I told her she was wading in 2 inches of raw sewage either, so I guess she really had to go.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Work in a government office with one department on the first floor that sees lots of foot traffic from the general public. There are GIANT and NUMEROUS signs everywhere. OPEN 8:30-4:00. [THING] FIRST FLOOR. CASHIERS HERE. Every single day people be running in 4:59. "Where's thing?" "Where do I pay?"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Imagined posted:

Work in a government office with one department on the first floor that sees lots of foot traffic from the general public. There are GIANT and NUMEROUS signs everywhere. OPEN 8:30-4:00. [THING] FIRST FLOOR. CASHIERS HERE. Every single day people be running in 4:59. "Where's thing?" "Where do I pay?"

So you just tell them to come back in 3 hours and 31 minutes, right?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The OSHA violation is not using a 24 hour clock.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

I love stories like this, they speak volumes about our ability to ignore information we don't want to see in a relatively harmless way.

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008

I would have thought that positive pressure / gas detector equipped control rooms were a standard thing in such industries.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Rotacixe posted:

I would have thought that positive pressure / gas detector equipped control rooms were a standard thing in such industries.

That sounds like it costs money, are you some sort of communist?

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


A lot of people are actually illiterate and manage to hide it.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

FuturePastNow posted:

A lot of people are actually illiterate and manage to hide it.

Not even a bar to political office.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Untrustable posted:

Hahahaha no. I fired him and then started checking the AED myself because I'm not a loving liar like him.

Username does not check out

FuturePastNow posted:

A lot of people are actually illiterate and manage to hide it.

We had a CDL truck driver working for us in Buffalo who could barely write his own name- he had his son fill out his logs and manifest for him at home every day. Nobody caught on until I started questioning him on why his paperwork was always inaccurate and a day late.

Ornamental Dingbat fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Jan 5, 2018

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_speaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEeWtBAE5LY


This is sorta long and boring but the implications are pretty dire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEAKQ8xoFFQ

Basically, linemen find radio induction occurring in ground lines from the nearby radio tower.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Username does not check out


We had a CDL truck driver working for us in Buffalo who could barely write his own name- he had his son fill out his logs and manifest for him at home every day. Nobody caught on until I started questioning him on why his paperwork was always inaccurate and a day late.

Would you have had an issue if it was accurate and a day late?

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

It is actually a really sad fact that there's so many illiterate people.

VanOwen
Oct 8, 2011

Any group that controls this many fonts and is bold enough to use all these exclamation marks must be incredibly powerful! And soon, in fact this Thursday in the cafetorium, I shall become their leader!
What do these strange symbols mean?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

ahahahah

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010


"Eh, he'll be fine."

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Why are they melting at <90 degrees? im so confused

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Fallows posted:

Why are they melting at <90 degrees? im so confused

It's not the heat, it's the hume-idity.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Fallows posted:

Why are they melting at <90 degrees? im so confused

NPR posted:

A spokesperson for the department told local media the lofty temperatures hitting the region — upwards of 100 degrees Fahrenheit and climbing — have combined with heavy traffic to reactivate a key ingredient in the road surface, rendering it a sticky muddle in places.

Source: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/01/05/575943682/meanwhile-in-australia-part-of-a-highway-is-literally-melting

Still, considering they've been hitting 50C occasionally in that part of the world for all of recorded history, seems like poor planning. It's not like it's even a new phenomenon

ABC posted:

Sweltering temperatures are nothing new in this part of the world. Bourke recorded a NSW record high of 49.7C on January 4, 1903, which was equalled in Menindee in 1939.

Imagined fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Jan 6, 2018

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Ornamental Dingbat posted:

We had a CDL truck driver working for us in Buffalo who could barely write his own name- he had his son fill out his logs and manifest for him at home every day. Nobody caught on until I started questioning him on why his paperwork was always inaccurate and a day late.

Geez what a buffoon. There's no shame in being legit illiterate, that's on the education system for letting you down when you were a kid. But at least use a voice recorder to record accurate data.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Volcott posted:

Would you have had an issue if it was accurate and a day late?

Probably not- it's common for drivers run their days so tight that they won't turn in their paperwork until the next day, preferring to cross the t's and dot the i's at home. This guy was an exceptional case- he knew the names of all of the customers and the local streets from memory, he had been peddling freight in Buffalo for 30+ years.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Speaking of melting roads in Victoria:

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

monolithburger posted:

Speaking of melting roads in Victoria:



Remove the "_d" from your image URL. I'm guessing it's a mobile app screwing it up.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


FCKGW posted:

Remove the "_d" from your image URL. I'm guessing it's a mobile app screwing it up.



That picture really has a lot going on.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

just your standard strayaaan work crew

Ponderous Saxon
Jan 5, 2010
Fallen Rib

Synthbuttrange posted:

just your standard strayaaan work crew

Stubbies and safety thongs, checks out.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

FCKGW posted:

Remove the "_d" from your image URL. I'm guessing it's a mobile app screwing it up.



Ta, cobber, the imgur mobile site is confusing and I refuse to download the app.


Ponderous Saxon posted:

Stubbies and safety thongs, checks out.

Loving the standard issue PPE bus driver socks, but his loafers are concerning - they could fall off at any moment and it'd be all over!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Meanwhile the heat has caused a tragic disaster in one part of Australia:



Many blokes will be devistated they can't get the usual saturday snag and solo while browsing for poo poo to buy at the hardware store.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb1SpUh_yKg

Mr Shiny Pants
Nov 12, 2012
"Anvil Shooting" That's loving brilliant.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Also loving terrifying. Where the gently caress is that anvil coming down? Who the gently caress knows just keep running

ed: "HAAAH HOWS THAT MOM!? Let me introduce you all to my mother."

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008
Sounds like a souped up Garand.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





The Lone Badger posted:

How did you know how long it's been missing for?

Well I guessed because I assigned him the very simple task of checking if the green light was illuminated on the AED after we busted it out for what I thought was a heart attack victim (but wasn't, weird story on that one) on July 27th, 2015. I remember the date so well because it was also the day the casino flooded and I remember writing the very lengthy reports. I realized it was missing during the winter of 2016 (January or so) because I was training a new officer and showing him where everything was and the AED was gone. By my former employee's admission he had stopped checking it after a "few weeks". Honestly it could've been stolen the day before. I'm just assuming it had been months.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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IndianaZoidberg
Aug 21, 2011

My name isnt slick, its Zoidberg. JOHN F***ING ZOIDBERG!

I really want to see the next 30 seconds of that video.

zedprime posted:

Sounds like they are personally issued and at shift change the outgoing shift had put their gear up in their personal locker and the incoming shift hadn't retrieved their gear yet.

Although there's also really dumb poo poo like when escape respirators are at the point of use in the field. You need to protect them from the elements/etc so they go in a box/chest. And to quickly inspect them there are quick break seals so an inspector can just walk up and say yup, box is sealed so respirators are good to go.

Then somebody sees the seals and is like those are just zip ties and zip ties them shut. Zip ties aren't exactly quick to break.


I used to work for a really lovely event company and their side business was shooting fireworks. I say "side business" because for them there was zero money in shooting fireworks, the owner just thought it was fun so got the licenses and would normally break even on shows. And this is not the stuff you get from a roadside stand, these are 1.3G display fireworks ranging from 2" to 12" shells. Because we used fire extinguishers fairly often, dealt with mostly non-electrical/liquid fires and the owner of the company was a former firefighter when working, we had about 20 Class A fire extinguishers that could be refilled and recharged at our shop with just some water and an air compressor.

ANYWAY, when the company was doing well and have some money in the coffers, I would use the little plastic tags that you're supposed to use on fire extinguishers that keep the safety pin from sliding out. Those are very cheap and can be pulled apart with almost no effort, so they work great! But, when money was tight and we ran out of the right tags, I was told, by my boss, a former firefighter, to "just use a normal zip tie". :derp: I think the idea was that the zip tie would hold the pin in place until we could get the right tags. Fast forward 6 months, we are doing a firework shoot and at the end of it, I need a fire extinguisher to put out a fire. Of course, the one I grab has a zip tie around it and I almost dislocated a finger trying to put the safety pin. :argh: Imagin standing in front of a fire that is growing, and you are frantically trying to break a zip tie so you can use the extinguisher? I've lived it, and its loving stupid. :supaburn:

I stopped working for they many years ago. Now I walk I beam 100' in the air. Much safer.

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