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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I love bootleg booze stories



As someone who brews: this totally works (as long as you find a grape juice that doesn't use preservatives), and is probably what I'd do if I found myself working in such a country. I'm not really much of a wine person though, probably do rice wine or mead if I didn't have a ready source of malt and hops (likely in a dry country).

If any of you are looking to faff around with homebrewing, google the Joe's Ancient Orange Mead recipe, it's pretty easy and doesn't require any specialised equipment or ingredients. Don't sweat it if you're outside the US and can't get the Fleishmann's yeast, generic bread yeast is fine for this recipe.


Freeze distillation is something I'd like to try, although like actual distilling, it's also illegal in most jusidictions.

The Lecher is wrong though; using a still with proper temp control you will still get methanol, you are supposed to discard the heads/tails (first and last parts of the 'run') to avoid the chemical baddies. If you freeze distill like he talks about you actually have no way of purifying the wash, so will be concentrating everything.

Edit: not sure about China, but in Japan homebrewing is illegal if it goes above 1% ABV. You can still buy kits and ingredients, but the scene is nowhere near as vibrant as it is in other countries (similarly, craft has been slower to catch on because there are comparatively fewer homebrewers experimenting and looking to move into commercial production).

Pompous Rhombus fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Jan 6, 2018

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
from yospos to d&d to you, friends
the entire article is a pro click and not for the reasons other people thought it was

quote:

This didn’t land well on some of my classmates. They felt I was not treating these matters with the seriousness that they deserved. The professor was very angry. My takeaway was that my interpersonal skills were so bad that I could easily offend people unintentionally, so I concluded that after graduation I should do something that involved as little human interaction as possible.

Therefore, I decided I needed to return to work in financial markets rather than attempting something else. I went to the career service office and told them that my primary goal after the MBA was to make money. I told them that $500,000 sounded like a good number. They were very confused, though, as they said their goal was to help me find my passion and my calling. I told them that my calling was to make money for my family. They were trying to be helpful, but in my case, their advice didn’t turn out to be very helpful.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Blistex posted:

I just said, it looks like a shot for shot remake of Expendables 2.

With extra-bad CGI (including actually non-existent CGI PRC Navy ships playing a crucial role, lol) to boot. What really makes the movie is the script written by Pro-PRC Laowai and the completely unsubtlely pushed Han Man's Burden angle. The action is pretty competently put together, but yeah, the writing made it the best bad movie I've seen in years. They also cure ersatz Ebola on the way cuz why not.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Pompous Rhombus posted:

Freeze distillation is something I'd like to try, although like actual distilling, it's also illegal in most jusidictions.

My granddad used to make a traditional brew we had in the old country - Spritzat something something, basically cherry-liqour made out of a vodka derivative. Time was you'd just leave the mix in a covered half-barrel in the winter and toss out the ice each morning.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Devils Affricate posted:

I've always wondered, do these products actually make your skin whiter somehow? If so, what's in them that accomplishes this? It can't be good.

lol

Vox did a pretty good segment on whitening products and colorism; it's on YouTube.

There is some evidence that whitening products help reduce the appearance of red marks on the skin, but I doubt there is any real benefit.

Also, at the Abu Dhabi Carrefour I once saw a box of armpit skin bleach. :wtc:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Lupin posted:

My bad, just assumed you were referring to me. Why you would ever want to be a salary man kind of bewilders me, but I'm glad to hear you dodged that bullet. I did undergrad there too, and just assumed you wouldn't have actually met any normal Japanese stoners if you were a weeb/eikaiwa dude.

True story: most of my cheeba smoking friends are actually from Chiba, a never ending terrible joke since I explained it to them.

That's gross. but yeah, checks out.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Devils Affricate posted:

A large number of the clinic’s clients are also part of Thailand’s LGBTQ community, reports the South China Morning Post.
I like how they include this bit of info like it's some sort of "ah, now it all makes sense... it's those rascally gays doing weird gay stuff to their dicks!"
I have also heard about dudes here getting fat injections in their wangs for a more fuller, vein-less pudding look to their dicks.

Those laser and acid skin whitening clinics are everywhere here. There's like five of them in the same corner of a shopping center near me. If you're looking for one, you probably won't have go more than 1km in any direction to find a couple of them. I wonder what their penis policies are.

I'll be in Thailand for at least the next six months. It's already been a peaceful, mild time. I am sad that their tourist visas come with some scrutiny (lol, hippies and sexpats), and also that the "good" tourist visa, the Elite visa, costs like $12k USD for 5 years. I'd really like to stay long-term, and I'll attempt a year if I can unless I get rejected by the consulate. My passport is almost out of pages and it's weird the US government now just gives new ones instead of stapling pages in.

McGavin posted:

Now that Bajaj's there you'd think women wouldn't need to go to a clinic to get stuff injected into their vagina.
:thunk:
I've been shuffling the dice on Tinder since I got here almost a month ago and so far the game has been lame. It's good that only educated, English-speaking Thais are using Tinder (instead of bar girls), but I have to sort through a poo poo load of the exact same profiles saying the same things that they learned from somewhere. Every white girl tourist on it says some horseshit about wanderlust and "exploring," and it seems the Thai girls picked up on this in many ways probably thinking it's normal. They all want travel partners, or out-right demands for someone to finance their traveling. I see the world "Traveling" now about 100 times per day. They all love the beach. "Love me love my dog. Don't talk sex! No ONS! Swipe left if you are liar! Let's go explore! I want a man to take care of me. Sapiosexual. Meyer's Briggs letters. Gypsy at heart. I love gym. I don't message first, you need to capture my attention. I am not real girl. This is my height and weight."
It's all so same same that it's a chore to sift through it. I look at the profile words because there might be someone that shares a hint of my interests or is different than the others, but it's been a poor time. Also, every single one no matter their age lives with their parents and seems to have a curfew. A part of Thai culture that makes getting to know someone a difficulty. Also, also, everyone works like 60 hours a week so even when they want to talk they tend to be all spaced out or have no time.

I've had enough matches and chats, and so far only one woman had a personality that stood out and she could also hold a real conversation. She's one of the few that messaged first. She's weird as hell and lives down the road near a supermarket I go to. Yesterday she showed me her boss's anime figurine collection he keeps in his office, asking me if I know why all the girl figurines have visible panties and camel toes.
We've been talking for two weeks but she'll be coming over tomorrow to meet me for the first time. I really wanted to meet her in the park after she finished work, but she wants to spend her day off in my apartment with AC instead of outside sweating. If she's cool then I'll probably just cash in my Thailand chips and see her once a week, because otherwise I am already burned out on Tinder and I feel like half these girls look like my sister.

ladron posted:

I live in thailand, and it's impossible to find lotion that does not contain "whitening creams", so my dick now looks like a piece of street chalk
Are there real snails in that cream? Asking for a friend... he's a snail, and offended.

angel opportunity posted:

holy poo poo it looks so bad
But Mainlanders ate it up so hard and were so proud of it when it was released. I legit saw so many patriotic Wechat posts about how great it was for showing the real strength of China and Chinese soldiers.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Bajaj posted:

I'll be in Thailand for at least the next six months. It's already been a peaceful, mild time. I am sad that their tourist visas come with some scrutiny (lol, hippies and sexpats), and also that the "good" tourist visa, the Elite visa, costs like $12k USD for 5 years.
:stare: $12k for a "tourist" visa? Have they just accepted the fact that sexpats are using tourist visas/visa runs to live in Thailand and decided to cash in on the wealthy ones?

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Known Lecher posted:

:stare: $12k for a "tourist" visa? Have they just accepted the fact that sexpats are using tourist visas/visa runs to live in Thailand and decided to cash in on the wealthy ones?

basically, yeah

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Known Lecher posted:

I went to see the new Star Wars movie and an audible murmur of consternation rippled through the crowd when Finn (who is black) kissed Rose (who is Asian) on the lips.

It's going to be interesting to see how the next movie does in China since they clearly seemed to be setting those two up as a romantic interest.


Spoiler tag for my fellow China goons, even though it's not that major of a plot point, because the film finally opened just today in this benighted corner of the world.

Saw it today. The people directly in front of me jumped back like they'd been slapped, only real reaction they had in the entire movie. I loled.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
The snail cream is just made with snail slime, I think...

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The snail cream is just made with snail slime, I think...

I think? the snails are kept in cages with a seize floor that's electrified so they produce more mucus to be harvested. So yeah the more expensive and legit brands probably have snail fluids in them. It's not cruelty free as far as I understand it. I'm still not fully sold until I see some scientific studies not produced by the companies selling the products. I am glad people are getting a positive impact from using such creams!

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
why use snail ooze when you can have tiger penis

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Cry Havoc posted:

why use snail ooze when you can have tiger penis

You obviously don't know how hard it is to cover your face evenly with a tiger penis.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

You obviously don't know how hard it is to cover your face evenly with a tiger penis.

Really the biggest problem is the tiger not cooperating.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ceciltron posted:

Really the biggest problem is the tiger not cooperating.

And I never know if I'm supposed to buy it dinner first or something.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
When it comes to tigers, they'll let you know if they fancy some dinner.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Cantorsdust posted:

XX "males" come from an error in cross over during meiosis where the X chromosome ends up with the SRY region of the Y chromosome. SRY is the part of the Y chromosome that differentiates an embryo into a male (by default, anybody without SRY starts developing into a female). It's rare but not unheard of--it's common enough that you'll learn about it in med school and I think I read they have to screen for it in Olympic athletes to make sure the XX women don't have an unfair advantage.

That’s unfair, but having genes that give a person more red blood cells or more muscle isn’t. :thunk:

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Cry Havoc posted:

why use snail ooze when you can have tiger penis

Snail slime is for female virility as tiger penis is for male.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

McGavin posted:

Snail slime is for female virility as tiger penis is for male.

what happens if i put snail slime on my dick? asking for a friend.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Ceciltron posted:

what happens if i put snail slime on my dick? asking for a friend.

Your genitals become the genital equivalent of taiwan.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Wang vs Wang: B.C.'s wild real estate market in a nutshell

A deal sealed with thousands of dollars imported from China by tourists, a lawsuit so tangled even a judge said it made no sense, and land allegedly leased to both the brother of Canada's most notorious serial killer and a medical marijuana grow operation.

And to top it all off — a piece of property that has appreciated nearly a million dollars in six years by just existing.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

McGavin posted:

And to top it all off — a piece of property that has appreciated nearly a million dollars in six years by just existing.

So, just a normal Auckland property then?

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Don't worry, it's not a bubble. Bubbles burst, and we can't have that.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Barudak posted:

Your genitals become the genital equivalent of taiwan.

They become... #1?

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
What's the second one? "Don't demolish the ground floor of any buildings"?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

WarpedNaba posted:

What's the second one? "Don't demolish the ground floor of any buildings"?

String of firecrackers.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
What are the two forbidden pieces of text on the second-from-bottom row?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

GotLag posted:

What are the two forbidden pieces of text on the second-from-bottom row?

No catching or releasing animals, I think.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Pirate Radar posted:

No catching or releasing animals, I think.

yeah it's no releasing wildlife and the one to the right is no fishing

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011

Pompous Rhombus posted:


Edit: not sure about China, but in Japan homebrewing is illegal if it goes above 1% ABV. You can still buy kits and ingredients, but the scene is nowhere near as vibrant as it is in other countries (similarly, craft has been slower to catch on because there are comparatively fewer homebrewers experimenting and looking to move into commercial production).

A result of this is that there have been a bunch of breweries started by foreigners in Japan like Brimmer, Baird, Outsider (haw haw), etc. Once at Brimmer’s bar, a bar inside a shipping crate in Omotesando, I met a French Canadian dude who used to work for Unibroue who was helping to open a brewery somewhere in Tohoku. Japan is definitely ripe for this stuff, people are just now starting to do it though.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

That's a complicated way to say that this place sucks rear end.

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007

Dr.Radical posted:

I met a French Canadian dude who used to work for Unibroue who was helping to open a brewery somewhere in Tohoku.
Believe it or not, Unibroue is actually owned by Sapporo (as well as Sleeman, PBR-canada and a bunch of others).

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
I did not know that. Makes me even more suspicious of French Canadians...

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


After reading this thread, I always laugh when I get denounced by China in Civ 6. "Your reputation is forever tarnished." That's some serious face loss right there.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
http://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/Wmlk1F7o-1dTwqfYozjglA

:siren: hurt feelings incoming :siren:

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

“his head is swaying like a ping pong ball bouncing around”

hahahahaaha

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Power Khan posted:

That's a complicated way to say that this place sucks rear end.

I thought this was Singapore on a first glance, but then I looked behind the sign and yeah nah.

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I'm #6, "no lounging"

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