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all apologies posted:I know man im a 30 year old divorced (twice) ex army baby sitter of idiots but I just hosed up here, i admit it. It was -10 outside the condoms were in my car and the pussy was so soft and smelled fine so I did it. I dug in that rear end after taking 40 mg of viagra (wanted to make a solid impression) but gently caress man I hate doing dumb poo poo. I deserve whatever is coming. Lmbo
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You gonna buy a Mustang on 30% APR next?
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Weak rear end poo poo posting fake garbage
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Zeris posted:Weak rear end poo poo posting fake garbage shamefully this is true my friend Soulex posted:You gonna buy a Mustang on 30% APR next? nah im smart life wise man, just let my little brain downstairs think for me. but where I hosed up was eating her pussy, thats a solid card to have if you are good at it, but its for certain women, not this one. she loved it though and has been saying she wants more. i mean i grew up with losers dude I go home and I am "something" for some reason, so all the good looking skanks want nothing to do with them. I come up from the beach and gently caress and have fun and leave. One day ill find one worthy of rolling with. Not yet. shes cool but i live far away and I know women are whores generally, i mean look what she did with me
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Jan 7, 2018 01:48
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loving lol. Herpes and HPV are forever.
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Jan 7, 2018 04:11
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Yet still not as shameful as being a moderator on forums.somethingawful.com
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Jan 7, 2018 04:25
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > he responded with "i'm drunk as gently caress and got bumps on my tongue" (Army Megathread)
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Naked Bear posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > he responded with "i'm drunk as gently caress and got bumps on my tongue" (Army Megathread)
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > he responded with "is tongue herpes a thing?" (Army Megathread)
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Naked Bear posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > he responded with "i'm drunk as gently caress and got bumps on my tongue" (Army Megathread)
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mods change my name posted:Yet still not as shameful as being a moderator on forums.somethingawful.com Truly the most shameful path.
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yeah some things are better kept to yourself I know this obviously but I thought you guys would get a good laugh as I know a lot of you probably believe this just form all our past weird experiences with nasty dumbass friends Rookie mistake like I said. and LOL at the thread title that poo poo has me laughing and im the one checking my mouth and dicks for bumps every morning. not poo poo i can do about it now but not repeat dumb mistakes but the pussy was good and I do NOT say that often when it comes to dumb rear end white american women
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Soulex posted:You gonna buy a Mustang on 30% APR next? Nah I dont correlate what I did with loving up my financials, literally all fecets of my life are on point but I truly did some bitch rear end private who never got some pussy esque poo poo. LOL It was fun
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Anyone been to Fort Hunter Liggett? That's where I have to go and be an OC for a month.
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Mustang posted:Anyone been to Fort Hunter Liggett? That's where I have to go and be an OC for a month. This is everything I know about training there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4xO0k9LcIU
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So I'm in charge of some Land Nav training coming up. The standard JBLM maps are 1:50000. If possible I'd like to print out some 1:25000 maps of the area we will be in. What's the easiest way to do this?
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That was my first idea but ours is.... fairly inept and mostly useless.
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Does tads or whatever have them? The training aids place where you can check out all sorts of poo poo? I used to go there and get handfuls of protractors for my squad. I can't remember the actual name. SSSC, TASC, some poo poo. You can get inert training landmines and rpgs and poo poo.
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TSC. The A got dropped recently for some reason or other! So now when talking about the Training Support Center, people will wonder if you're talking about theater sustainment command.
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mlmp08 posted:TSC. The A got dropped recently for some reason or other! i'll probably just tune them out instead
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TSCoE Tisco
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mlmp08 posted:TSC. The A got dropped recently for some reason or other! This. Whenever I needed something big printed, like thousands of media cards, I went there. They have a machine just for printing maps.
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Mustang posted:Anyone been to Fort Hunter Liggett? That's where I have to go and be an OC for a month. It's not bad, scenery is nice enough in parts. Just a big hunk of land with some hills and stuff, might be pretty cold at night depending on when you go, and there's random UXO in a few places too but there's worse spots. I'm told there is a bowling alley and pizza place on base so I guess there is that to look forward to.
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I’ll check that out this week then. I always knew them as the place to draw useless MILES gear and mostly dysfunctional target lifters.
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maffew buildings posted:It's not bad, scenery is nice enough in parts. Just a big hunk of land with some hills and stuff, might be pretty cold at night depending on when you go, and there's random UXO in a few places too but there's worse spots. I'm told there is a bowling alley and pizza place on base so I guess there is that to look forward to. I’m just glad I get to spend a month in a place that isn’t Yakima. I know that place like the back of my hand now so it’s nice to go somewhere different. Being an OC sounds pretty straightforward so hopefully it’s a nice break from dealing with my units bullshit. And I’m not the one being evaluated for a change which is nice.
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I think the reason I enjoyed TDY so much to as it kept me away from my unit. Most of the time because units were nice as gently caress too.
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Mustang posted:So I'm in charge of some Land Nav training coming up. The standard JBLM maps are 1:50000. If possible I'd like to print out some 1:25000 maps of the area we will be in. What's the easiest way to do this?
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Our S3 shop had their own plotter for that but noone knew how to make it work.
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There’s a geospatial Intel asset on most any major post. They will print out any map you need, however for training aids like land nav I’d follow the previous advice of TSC. If they don’t have it for some odd reason your Range Control will. For some odd reason Fort Stewart did it that way, but they are across the street from each other so it wasn’t super inconvenient.
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My roommate walked in on me [21f] and my fiance [22m] at a very compromising moment. Now she is getting involved in my relationship and I’m about to lose it on her. Hi reddit. I’m dying of embarrassment, and incredibly angry, and I don’t know what to do about this stuff. So my roommate, call her Kate. She’s a sweet girl, deep down, but she comes from a very conservative background and it has caused some friction between us. Also, she has a really bad habit of opening the door to my room without knocking. I’ve considered putting a lock on the door over it, but she has promised to work on it, so I haven’t bothered yet. But this morning, my fiancé (together 1 year) was over at my place hanging out, and my roommate had told me she was going to her parents’ for the weekend. Naturally, having my fiancé over and having the apartment to ourselves, we wound up in bed pretty quick. My roommate, for some reason I haven’t yet figured out, didnt wind up going to her parents. She turned around at some point and came back to the apartment. When she got back, she opened my door to tell me something, and found us in bed. Or more specifically, she saw my boyfriend straddling me while I was handcuffed to the headboard with his cum all over my face. Sorry for being graphic, but I figured someone is going to ask what the hell she saw. After a couple seconds of all three of us staring wide-eyed back and forth, she turned around and walked out. The fiance and I cleaned up, and then my fiancé called an apology through the door to her room. She told him to leave her alone. My fiancé said he felt like he was making her uncomfortable, so he offered to leave for a while until we straighten things out. After he was gone, my roommate came out and said she wanted to talk. She started by asking why I wanted to marry someone “like that”. I asked her what she meant and she told me that he clearly doesn’t respect me if he would do things like that to me. I did a little mental sigh at her naïveté, and tried to explain to her that I was a fully willing participant, and my fiancé is very respectful of me. It slowly turned into an argument that finally capped off with her telling me that she doesn’t want my fiancé at the apartment anymore, she doesn’t believe he has any respect for me, and if I let him do it, then I’m a whore. At that last word I decided that we clearly aren’t going to have a productive discussion and I left to join my fiancé at his place. So now what? I’m mad as hell at this girl. I know the place is hers too, but it’s also the only really private place I can be with my fiancé (he lives in a military barracks), so I don’t want to ban him from the apartment. There’s also the little fact that when I think about what she said to me I kinda want to slap her. I know it’s her upbringing talking and she’s not entirely responsible, but I don’t want to engage her. I can probably get away with crashing at my fiancé’s place for one night, but (you know, because Army barracks) I won’t be able to stay much longer than that. TLDR: My roomie bathed in on my fiancé and I at a bad time. Now she wants him banned from the apartment and called me a whore. face cummed, so what
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If you don’t threaten to kill your roommate if they open your door without knocking, I don’t know what to tell you.
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That's roommate 101 poo poo, you open the door without knocking then anything you see is your own drat problem and nobody's fault but your own.
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Anyone without a learning disability who walks into a bedroom without knocking is doing some weirdo control freak poo poo.
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