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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

hell yeah lmao

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nah
Mar 16, 2009

it was in that moment that he became the president

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

GalacticAcid posted:

the knockout game

haha I forgot about that

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb!

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

zegermans posted:

haha I forgot about that
Cracka, knockout ma Roosevelts?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

GalacticAcid posted:

hell yeah lmao

lmao the comments are even better

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Cracka, knockout ma Roosevelts?

We laughed at Day by Day but it was a peephole into the mind of the Trumpster

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/clarajeffery/status/808229216097447936?lang=en

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

zegermans posted:

We laughed at Day by Day but it was a peephole into the mind of the Trumpster

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/libvanderploeg/status/781639311808720897

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
steve scalise got shot in the rear end

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer

GalacticAcid posted:

steve scalise got shot in the rear end in a top hat

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
yellowcake

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Dick Chene shot a man. That man then apologized to Cheney.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
George W Bush conspired with the Prince of the House of Saud to crash airplanes into skyscrapers and use it as a pretext for destroying a regional rival of theirs while funneling shitloads of money to halliburton and blackwater. a million people died. lmfbo

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
the pretzel

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Louise Mensch was a Member of Parliament

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Fat Lowtax posted:

Louise Mensch was a Member of Parliament

we fought a revolution because they wouldn’t seat Americans as MPs but Louise Mensch was a member.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


Don't drop that poo poo!

Pray to God you don't drop that poo poo.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

rand paul was physically beaten to within an inch of his life by a retired anesthesiologist over lawn care

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Anything from Chuck Grassley's twitter account, generally the older the better but literally anything.

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1080368764

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/2063919086

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/2193449893

A good half of his tweets are live updates (often E/N and often unintelligible) of high-school/college sporting events.

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/10102203064

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/31466503031234560

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/14640698920

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/50934777552969730

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/51054880214880256

In 2012 he had some deer issues.

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/261636623924621312

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/270333782043799552

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/270355091876368384

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/275569528522559488

:wink:

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/529356795924725760

In a word:

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/406895708734623744

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://mobile.twitter.com/randpaul/status/415122331162656768

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


project veritas spent a while hyping up a huge scandal that they'd uncovered in the dnc and it turned out to be this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mvEx3ysl6c

what's even funnier is that the dnc/hillary thought this was a good idea

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


bernie sanders hired a comic book store manager to run his campaign

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Rex-Goliath posted:

bernie sanders hired a comic book store manager to run his campaign

successful small business owner who can manage a budget

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

got any sevens posted:

successful small business owner who can manage a budget

Also knows how to wrangle goons.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Rex-Goliath posted:

what's even funnier is that the dnc/hillary thought this was a good idea

Best part, the idea was literally taken from Bill's campaign back in 1992.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Hillary Clinton talked about Pepe the meme frog in a speech

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
eric garland

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Hillary Clinton talked about Pepe the meme frog in a speech

https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/733518431740252160

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

goddamn loving lol *coughs up half a lung* how do i have no memory of that

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

WampaLord posted:

Best part, the idea was literally taken from Bill's campaign back in 1992.



isn’t Chicken George a character from Roots

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/denhamsadler/status/663241416915554304

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Hilldog complimenting Donny on his children, claiming that they showed he was a devoted father.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Terri Schiavo

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
George Bush doesn’t care about black people

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
In the 20th century, a country destroyed two major cities with nuclear bombs, killing hundreds of thousands of people :hmbol:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

dead gay son posted:

Terri Schiavo

That led to my finest post.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
solid like a block of granite chafee

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