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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Maybe cut back on the dick pills a little, Steve

quote:

A NAKED tourist has been arrested after overdosing on Viagra before running around naked at an international airport.

United States resident Steve Cho wandered through the departure hall of Phuket International Airport in Thailand before stripping naked, yelling incoherently and throwing his own faeces at staff and terrified members of the public.

:nws: for butt
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...?from=rss-basic

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
They still do canings in Thailand?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Glad to see Phuket has not much changed since I heard about it from Spalding Gray

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

How does a raging boner make you throw your poo poo like a monkey

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Mu Zeta posted:

How does a raging boner make you throw your poo poo like a monkey

I get the distinct feeling the Viagras weren't the only drugs he was popping like candy.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Mu Zeta posted:

How does a raging boner make you throw your poo poo like a monkey

Read "The Age of Desire" by Clive Barker or "The Screwfly Solution" by Alice Sheldon to hear more about murderboners.

Also, been meaning to tell you. I love your avatar. Who is it?

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Solice Kirsk posted:

They still do canings in Thailand?

It's a military dictatorship :shrug:

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
Who wants to watch cars self destruct for 20 minutes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLe8XbPBB1U

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kurieg posted:

Who wants to watch cars self destruct for 20 minutes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLe8XbPBB1U

The loving heater at 2:06 my loving god.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Kurieg posted:

Who wants to watch cars self destruct for 20 minutes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLe8XbPBB1U

I don't know anything about cars but how is the oil turning clear or milky???

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Baronjutter posted:

I don't know anything about cars but how is the oil turning clear or milky???

People decide that they need to put water in their car, and then put it in the hole where the oil goes. Then when you start the car, the oil and water churn together in the crankcase and turn into something with the colour and consistency of a caramel milkshake.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Baronjutter posted:

I don't know anything about cars but how is the oil turning clear or milky???

I am fairly sure in one of those clips, dishsoap or handsoap is coming out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLe8XbPBB1U&t=359s

Edit: And I didn't know I needed that video in my life, and even knowing nothing about cars, it was hilarious.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Maybe cut back on the dick pills a little, Steve


:nws: for butt
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...?from=rss-basic

New version of the gorilla mindset looking good.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Nuevo posted:

I get the distinct feeling the Viagras weren't the only drugs he was popping like candy.

Viagra has no mind altering qualities, but it does gently caress with your heart and blood. That's how it works, because the dick is mainly made of blood when it is hard. That guy may or may not have taken Viagra in addition to any other drugs, but mostly it's just garbage clickbait reporting.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Rough Lobster posted:

Read "The Age of Desire" by Clive Barker or "The Screwfly Solution" by Alice Sheldon to hear more about murderboners.

Also, been meaning to tell you. I love your avatar. Who is it?

Jeff Gerstmann, videogames journalist.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
She pushed things one gate too far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw-loRtwBPE

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Isn’t this his schtick and he did it with lunch box/tool box earlier?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

This is wonderful.

“I can’t believe you’ve done that.”
“Look how straight that line is!“

Then he starts doing door shtick.
“Babe… Not ‘alf bad, is it?“

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

the most betta fisherman

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
More like fishboy.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Kanye the Grouper couldn't get enough of those fishing sticks

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:

Isn’t this his schtick and he did it with lunch box/tool box earlier?

Yeah, the baby walker he made is loving hilarious

https://youtu.be/4nR87JtFURc

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Hah, I just watched four or five of that guy's videos. They're great. They're especially elevated because his wife is such a good sport about it all.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Rough Lobster posted:

Hah, I just watched four or five of that guy's videos. They're great. They're especially elevated because his wife is such a good sport about it all.

I do enjoy their vids. It's always got a payoff and the pranks aren't doucey dude-bro poo poo.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Kurieg posted:

Who wants to watch cars self destruct for 20 minutes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLe8XbPBB1U

That's a lot of cars coming and squirting

One of them even has a little bush :eyepop:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Samuringa posted:

That's a lot of cars coming and squirting

One of them even has a little bush :eyepop:

Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Post More First World Problems: Just jerk off you loving lunatic

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Thrash Madly posted:

the most betta fisherman

I see what you did there.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Trig Discipline posted:

I sea what you did there.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


BaronVonVaderham posted:

No one's life, even knife guy's, is worth the couple hundred bucks (at best) he's getting out of that register.

oh i'm sorry, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Kurieg posted:

Who wants to watch cars self destruct for 20 minutes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLe8XbPBB1U
im the banjo music playing as the wheel falls off at 11:20

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
The Sadness Factory that is Cleveland threw a parade for the Browns "Perfect" 0-16 Win-less Season

























"THEY TRIED"

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"THEY TRIED" is killing me.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

The guy with the Season Ticket Holder sign is pretty awesome too.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Baronjutter posted:

I don't know anything about cars but how is the oil turning clear or milky???

head gasket failure or someone added water/coolant/washer fluid to the oil

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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At least they're not Detroit

(they're not Detroit!)

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Data Graham posted:

At least they're not Detroit

(they're not Detroit!)

No, they're not....the Lions at least occasionally win.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Saint Freak posted:

The Sadness Factory that is Cleveland threw a parade for the Browns "Perfect" 0-16 Win-less Season

























"THEY TRIED"

I forgot to go. Also it was too cold (1-6F)

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Saint Freak posted:

The Sadness Factory that is Cleveland threw a parade for the Browns "Perfect" 0-16 Win-less Season


Good on them for having a sense of humor about it, I suppose.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I mean if they're gonna take over for the Cubs now, they'd better own it.

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BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Ninja babies are all about the upchucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udvsVLViTY8

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