AGDQ2018 Chat Thread [Intelligent] [Humorous] [Tasteful]

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BEST KONG This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong	76	6.13%
Diddie Kong	75	6.05%
Dixie Kong	84	6.77%
Lankey Kong	129	10.40%
Funky Kong	189	15.24%
Mario	198	15.97%
Tiny Kony	65	5.24%
Candy Kong	61	4.92%
Chunky Kong	89	7.18%
Cranky Kong	125	10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.)	149	12.02%
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Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

timp posted:

Is this stream UI supposed to be kinda like the menus in Breath of the Wild? Seems similar

I was thinking Dreamcast era PSO.

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Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

goon morning goons

i am ready for some sick runs today

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:03

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Random Stranger posted:

Wario Woods: Not the worst puzzle game that Nintendo has released, but it's really close.

Yoshi was the worst. There wasn't really any strategy, it was just "make a giant Yoshi egg sandwich".

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timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

That giant peace sign Toad is pretty cool

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:03

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Also, as a small child, I could not figure out, for the life of me, how to do this game. It's simple if cumbersome in retrospect but gently caress this game basically.

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Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Brother Entropy posted:

goon morning goons

i am ready for some sick runs today

you're in luck

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:04

SuccinctAndPunchy: Mar 29, 2013; People are supposed to get hurt by things. It's fucked up to not. It's not good for you.

a.lo posted:

Ill make my own speedrun charity

you can even bring signs to the event and touhou plushes

I am literally rooming with someone who brought a touhou plush.

Odds are good he'll sneak it onto couch during Sonic games.

edit: also lol at the guy complaining about GDQ not being about the charity it so clearly is and I'm physically here

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:04

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

Crain posted:

I was thinking Dreamcast era PSO.

warios woods is fun to watch but it feels like a speedrun in the same way that tetris is a speedrun

I prefer speedruns with wacky tricks that break the game (skyrim) not ones where the strat is "play the game good"

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:05

jimmydalad: Sep 26, 2013; My face when others are unable to appreciate the

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

I�m really liking the couch here. Highly informative and nice to listen to. Helps that the runner is playing really well.

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hemoptysis: Jan 4, 2007; y-y-YAY

so is this an actual original game or is it something reskinned to be about mario. like kirbys avalanche/puyo puyo

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:05

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

SuccinctAndPunchy posted:

I am literally rooming with someone who brought a touhou plush.

Odds are good he'll sneak it onto couch during Sonic games.

As long as they don't RUN any TouHou games we're fine.

[Touhou_gamers.jpg]

(I don't have that picture anymore)

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:06

Inepta Lacerta: Nov 20, 2012; .
Really quite silly indeed.

This years AGDQ is cool and good.

The shitlord reddit/4chan contingent can go suck eggs. Like so:
:maga:

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:06

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

SuccinctAndPunchy posted:

I am literally rooming with someone who brought a touhou plush.

Odds are good he'll sneak it onto couch during Sonic games.

edit: also lol at the guy complaining about GDQ not being about the charity it so clearly is and I'm physically here

Who has Touhou_runners.jpg?

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:06

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

hemoptysis posted:

so is this an actual original game or is it something reskinned to be about mario. like kirbys avalanche/puyo puyo

Totally original.

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SuccinctAndPunchy: Mar 29, 2013; People are supposed to get hurt by things. It's fucked up to not. It's not good for you.

Crain posted:

As long as they don't RUN any TouHou games we're fine.

[Touhou_gamers.jpg]

(I don't have that picture anymore)

I run a Touhou game and it's a good run, sorry for your poor taste.

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Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

Where the h*ck is Wario

I thought these were his woods

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Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Dunban posted:

Where the h*ck is Wario

I thought these were his woods

the real wario was u all along

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:07

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

DEEP deep Warios Woods RNG knowledge

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:07

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

timp posted:

DEEP deep Warios Woods RNG knowledge

Found the new Speedrun Thread title

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:08

TeaJay: Oct 9, 2012

funmanguy posted:

i just want to let everyone know, dont go to reddit speedrun, ive never seen it this lovely, in the past there has at least been good info, but its nothing but garbage.

I'm a positive person by nature and I at least want to believe there are decent folks at Reddit too who are interested in good times and speedruns and are just being out-shouted by the NO FUN ALLOWED crowd right now.

I like the Wario's Woods couch & commentary interaction here. Lots of interesting stuff going on.

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Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Can't find touhou_runners.jpg but here's this instead:

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Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

dreams of pro yoco dashed

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:09

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Wario's Woods run is surprisingly good so far

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:09

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Random Stranger posted:

Who has Touhou_runners.jpg?

Someone'll have to dig through one of the past threads.

SuccinctAndPunchy posted:

I run a Touhou game and it's a good run, sorry for your poor taste.

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Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Your Computer posted:

the real wario was u all along

Wario is the friends we made along the way.

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:09

Jarogue: Nov 3, 2012

Dunban posted:

Where the h*ck is Wario

I thought these were his woods

You can't just meet Wario, you got to prove that you're worthy to even see him.

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:09

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

So what does this have to do with Wario or woods again?
All I remember about this game was playing the NES version once and it had Birdo in the corner for some reason

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:10

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Jarogue posted:

You can't just meet Wario, you got to prove that you're worthy to even see him.

Well you can, you just need a comically large burlap sack of money with a dollar sign on the side of it.

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:10

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Crain posted:

Someone'll have to dig through one of the past threads.

Got it:

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:11

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

How come we've never seen any of these beloved characters in Mario Kart or Smash?

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:12

jimmydalad: Sep 26, 2013; My face when others are unable to appreciate the

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

Listening to them talk about the history of the speedrun and someone being able to map out and predict all the bombs that are going�s to come is really awesome and one of the things I love about puzzle speedruns.

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:13

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

I swear I keep hearing Crash Bandicoot "WOAH" during this game

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:13

The Lobster: Sep 3, 2011; Massive
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This is surprisingly cool to watch.

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:13

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

jimmydalad posted:

Listening to them talk about the history of the speedrun and someone being able to map out and predict all the bombs that are going�s to come is really awesome and one of the things I love about puzzle speedruns.

Same

It's like decoding the brain workings of the people who designed the game, coding their game in reverse

# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:14