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BEST KONG
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Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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Inepta Lacerta
Nov 20, 2012

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Really quite silly indeed.

beep by grandpa posted:

These time traveling apes...abusing the laws of physics and barriers and to what end...?

Chrono and gang have nothing on Kong, clearly.

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Today I've learned that 2D nor 3D space matter much to the Kong family and that I've much to learn. It's humbling, really.

lurksion
Mar 21, 2013
Couch dude is not good at explanations.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

beep by grandpa posted:

I pose this question to the thread:

Is the Kong's monkey business for our entertainment or their own? They seem to know how each action will play out in front of them with an...unmistakable effortless familiarity and wisdom. It's quite frankly...scary.

Ohhh banana

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

beep by grandpa posted:

I pose this question to the thread:

Is the Kong's monkey business for our entertainment or their own? They seem to know how each action will play out in front of them with an...unmistakable effortless familiarity and wisdom. It's quite frankly...scary.

they're performing for you


if you know the words you can join in too :ssh:

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

My eyes are open now. Thank you Donkey Kong. I know not when your quest will end but it is a marvelous one to behold...

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


lurksion posted:

Couch dude is not good at explanations.

Objection, he's the best

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

beep by grandpa posted:

Today I've learned that 2D nor 3D space matter much to the Kong family and that I've much to learn. It's humbling, really.

The Great Kong War was a war on all dimensions

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I will have a lot to think about after this run...my mind runs wild with apes.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


If my calculations are correct, when this barrel hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious poo poo.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Yer a wizard, Diddy

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


I'm sure this was the intended way to play the game.

JesseHechtCREATIVE
Feb 20, 2013

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ohhhh banana is the answer the everything

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

Ramos posted:

If my calculations are correct, when this barrel hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious poo poo.

poo poo's getting bananas

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

Honestly even though I've seen DKC1 runs my gut was telling me there was no way RBO could live up to the hype. I was wrong

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

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beep by grandpa posted:

If you tap out you have to name someone to pass your posting powers onto or your dreams will be haunted by the ghosts of speedrun past.

Ramos

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

KKKLIP ART posted:

The Great Kong War was a war on all dimensions

The Kong-Kremling Hyperwar

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

My cup runneth over

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


Great choice!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Your Computer posted:

The Kong-Kremling Hyperwar

Donkey Kong is a time lord

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
A boss order is a boss order. You can't have a reverse.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

I used to really not like the long haired dude on the couch a few *GDQs ago, but man I have come around to how excited he is about all the tech in the game.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lf1Pnk1zaU
Thanks internet

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Guys, I'm beginning to suspect that Rare was not very good at coding video games.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
Can someone explain the appeal of doing bosses in reverse?

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012



I can't handle this sort of power! It's too great!

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!
Anyone got a count on the A presses in this run?

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Your Computer posted:

Can someone explain the appeal of doing bosses in reverse?

Because You Can

hemoptysis
Jan 4, 2007

y-y-YAY
:ohdear:
i dont care how many tries it takes this rules

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Your Computer posted:

Can someone explain the appeal of doing bosses in reverse?

Breaking games owns

Artic Puma
Jun 22, 2007

Chef Curry with the pot, boy!
I really hope he can pull this trick off.

abraxas
Apr 6, 2004

"It's a Yuletide!"




Your Computer posted:

Can someone explain the appeal of doing bosses in reverse?

The dude on the couch already explained it perfectly. He was bored one weekend and then... RBO!

LAY-ZX
Nov 10, 2009

Your Computer posted:

Can someone explain the appeal of doing bosses in reverse?

Because it's a silly, fun thing to do and Because You Can.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

Your Computer posted:

Can someone explain the appeal of doing bosses in reverse?

It's fun to rip games to shreds

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
GDQ has always partially been about "how badly can we break this game?"

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

Your Computer posted:

Can someone explain the appeal of doing bosses in reverse?

look man, someone came up with the wrong warps, you gotta apply them somehow

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Phew!

Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
Easy every time :hehe:

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