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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'll also add, i had weird tastes as an 11 year old so i appreciate the multiple beck references.

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ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

That was a cracker of an episode. I do love hearing reads of terrible fanfiction! OMG the spelling.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
One of the best in a while. I prefer a bit of eccentricity/light insanity to just horrible people being horrible

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Yeah this one was great, I was listening to it while driving and had tears in my eyes from laughing a couple of times. The Batman/Robocop story was unreal.

jimmyfranks
Oct 2, 2014
A reminder that the very special Christmas episode of Song Crimes is available for your listening pleasure.

https://www.songcrimes.com

Happy Holidays, nerds.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/945099547272818688

Thranguy
Apr 21, 2010


Deceitful and black-hearted, perhaps we are. But we would never go against the Code. Well, perhaps for good reasons. But mostly never.

jimmyfranks posted:

A reminder that the very special Christmas episode of Song Crimes is available for your listening pleasure.

https://www.songcrimes.com

Happy Holidays, nerds.

You didn't go dark enough. I was waiting for discussion of whether grandpa could be gotten on murder for hire charges if Santa was fulfilling a Christmas wish on his behalf even if no money changed hands.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

SMERSH Mouth posted:

Hey F Plus, I hope someone has already set you straight about the Homer Vomit Poem from the GameFAQs episode, but if not...

The application of warm color adjectives to cool color objects (was it 'crimson snot'?) is a reference to Homer's use of the same. In particular, the phrase 'wine-dark sea' used repeatedly to describe the color of the ocean in the Iliad and Odyssey. The reason for this seeming misapplication of color descriptors remains unknown.

I can no longer hear the phrase “wine-dark sea” without instantly being reminded of the ultimate hustler. This site has ruined me.

Yo mama been plowed more than the wine-dark sea. Thas right, I’m getting loving poetical

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
I think this episode immediately gave Lemon brain problems, because they ABSOLUTELY did read the bit where Batman took a picture of his dead cousin and took an incense out of his butt.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
His faculties probably deserted him around the point of the "Not even the good patchouli!" quip.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I think I wrote a story like that Bella Swan story when I was in middle school.

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

Which episode was MEGA gently caress USA from? I remember that being a good episode.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Dreamsicle posted:

Which episode was MEGA gently caress USA from? I remember that being a good episode.
Experience Project, #124

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
This week on The F Plus-furry trading card games!

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
There was a new Lou Reads last week: The Human Santapede – Part 1. It's delightfully horrible and was apparently done during a livestream that nobody knew about. You can't just rely on Facebook for these things, Lou!

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015



"Males
Males in Furoticon follow the qualities of Power, Order, and Nature. Male cards focus on offense, and may include aggression or alteration.

Females
Females in Furoticon follow the qualities of Life, Grace, and Love. Female cards focus on defense, and may include protection or manipulation."

Wow this isn't horribly sexist/rapey at all.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Hey it's the YIFF: THE GAME joke from an intro to another episode.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Youth Decay posted:

"Males
Males in Furoticon follow the qualities of Power, Order, and Nature. Male cards focus on offense, and may include aggression or alteration.

Females
Females in Furoticon follow the qualities of Life, Grace, and Love. Female cards focus on defense, and may include protection or manipulation."

Wow this isn't horribly sexist/rapey at all.

'hey remember when people got a little annoyed at Magic for enforcing the 'white is pure and angelic and good and black is evil spooky zombie times' and everyone fully acknowledged it was more a cultural issue than actual active bigotry? Yea let's make sure they know where WE stand'.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Hot trans tip: a game that claims to be inclusive of various genders should not have the word hermaphrodite featured prominently.

(The better term would be intersex, when discussing humans.)

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Or Otherkin.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

T-man posted:

(The better term would be intersex, when discussing humans.)

But they're not humans, they're otherkin you insensitive bigot!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

But they're not humans, they're otherkin you insensitive bigot!

no you rear end in a top hat that's the fourth gender!

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

taco bell's promotional tie-ins are getting weird

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
This episode is okay but like half the poo poo they lugh at in the rules is just standard tcg stuff

The funny part of it is how badly they implement txg stuff not that it's a tcg imo

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I think the fact that it's a TCG where not only are "orgasm" and "climax" game mechanics, but they're distinct game mechanics, is part of what's so ridiculous.

While they're going through the rules it sounds like someone took wikiporno and Magic rules and markovved them together.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Yeah that's the part I found funny when I read the website, but them giggling at the weird syntax of rules is not enjoyable to me as someone who has read big chunks of the MTG comp rules

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Yeah that's the part I found funny when I read the website, but them giggling at the weird syntax of rules is not enjoyable to me as someone who has read big chunks of the MTG comp rules

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

T-man posted:

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

I work at a comic/gaming shop and I'm waiting to hear back about a job at one of the biggest online marketplaces, if not the actual biggest, for TCGs

So

Yeah

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

you're going to work for magic; the gathering:: online exchange???

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I dunno I'm a big MtG nerd too and I liked it, mainly because the combo of poorly written rules and sexual terminology was funny

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
i liked their mirthful reaction to encountering vore for the first time

the internet has broken these people in the most beautiful way

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Man, this episode is kinda boring because it's just reading rules to a card game. Once you get past the initial humor of it being a furry sex card game, there's really not much there.

E: The second half is a bit better, but it's just a typical furry forum, which is kinda old hat.

Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Jan 8, 2018

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Waffleman_ posted:

E: The second half is a bit better, but it's just a typical furry forum, which is kinda old hat.

Uh, do you need to talk to someone?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

.....No?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

T-man posted:

Uh, do you need to talk to someone?

After all the furry forums F Plus has done, this one is a little bit underwhelming. The balls aren't even gigaballs.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i enjoyed the second half, but the first was only funny because of terminology.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
The second half was worth it for the sad, sad, free-form RP fetish club alone.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The second half is beautiful if you're following along in the doc and pull up the picture.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
I liked the first half. It's not just a look at the rules of a dumb sex game, it's the rules of a really badly designed dumb sex game. They're overly bloated, poorly explained, full of conflicting terms, and even under all of that just aren't very good.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
HOLY poo poo

Tag yourself, I'm the flipphone

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