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i'll also add, i had weird tastes as an 11 year old so i appreciate the multiple beck references.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 00:52 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 21:14 |
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That was a cracker of an episode. I do love hearing reads of terrible fanfiction! OMG the spelling.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 03:54 |
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One of the best in a while. I prefer a bit of eccentricity/light insanity to just horrible people being horrible
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 13:01 |
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Yeah this one was great, I was listening to it while driving and had tears in my eyes from laughing a couple of times. The Batman/Robocop story was unreal.
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 14:50 |
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A reminder that the very special Christmas episode of Song Crimes is available for your listening pleasure. https://www.songcrimes.com Happy Holidays, nerds.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 04:56 |
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https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/945099547272818688
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 05:05 |
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jimmyfranks posted:A reminder that the very special Christmas episode of Song Crimes is available for your listening pleasure. You didn't go dark enough. I was waiting for discussion of whether grandpa could be gotten on murder for hire charges if Santa was fulfilling a Christmas wish on his behalf even if no money changed hands.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 06:17 |
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SMERSH Mouth posted:Hey F Plus, I hope someone has already set you straight about the Homer Vomit Poem from the GameFAQs episode, but if not... I can no longer hear the phrase “wine-dark sea” without instantly being reminded of the ultimate hustler. This site has ruined me. Yo mama been plowed more than the wine-dark sea. Thas right, I’m getting loving poetical
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 07:58 |
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I think this episode immediately gave Lemon brain problems, because they ABSOLUTELY did read the bit where Batman took a picture of his dead cousin and took an incense out of his butt.
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 22:59 |
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His faculties probably deserted him around the point of the "Not even the good patchouli!" quip.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 01:51 |
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I think I wrote a story like that Bella Swan story when I was in middle school.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 07:02 |
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Which episode was MEGA gently caress USA from? I remember that being a good episode.
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 18:19 |
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Dreamsicle posted:Which episode was MEGA gently caress USA from? I remember that being a good episode.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 03:05 |
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This week on The F Plus-furry trading card games!
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# ? Jan 6, 2018 18:30 |
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There was a new Lou Reads last week: The Human Santapede – Part 1. It's delightfully horrible and was apparently done during a livestream that nobody knew about. You can't just rely on Facebook for these things, Lou!
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# ? Jan 6, 2018 18:48 |
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"Males Males in Furoticon follow the qualities of Power, Order, and Nature. Male cards focus on offense, and may include aggression or alteration. Females Females in Furoticon follow the qualities of Life, Grace, and Love. Female cards focus on defense, and may include protection or manipulation." Wow this isn't horribly sexist/rapey at all.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 02:24 |
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Hey it's the YIFF: THE GAME joke from an intro to another episode.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 02:32 |
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Youth Decay posted:"Males 'hey remember when people got a little annoyed at Magic for enforcing the 'white is pure and angelic and good and black is evil spooky zombie times' and everyone fully acknowledged it was more a cultural issue than actual active bigotry? Yea let's make sure they know where WE stand'.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 02:42 |
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Hot trans tip: a game that claims to be inclusive of various genders should not have the word hermaphrodite featured prominently. (The better term would be intersex, when discussing humans.)
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 03:03 |
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Or Otherkin.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 03:15 |
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T-man posted:(The better term would be intersex, when discussing humans.) But they're not humans, they're otherkin you insensitive bigot!
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 03:34 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:But they're not humans, they're otherkin you insensitive bigot! no you rear end in a top hat that's the fourth gender!
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 04:31 |
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taco bell's promotional tie-ins are getting weird
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 04:38 |
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This episode is okay but like half the poo poo they lugh at in the rules is just standard tcg stuff The funny part of it is how badly they implement txg stuff not that it's a tcg imo
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 21:43 |
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I think the fact that it's a TCG where not only are "orgasm" and "climax" game mechanics, but they're distinct game mechanics, is part of what's so ridiculous. While they're going through the rules it sounds like someone took wikiporno and Magic rules and markovved them together.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 21:55 |
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Yeah that's the part I found funny when I read the website, but them giggling at the weird syntax of rules is not enjoyable to me as someone who has read big chunks of the MTG comp rules
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 22:46 |
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Yeah that's the part I found funny when I read the website, but them giggling at the weird syntax of rules is not enjoyable to me as someone who has read big chunks of the MTG comp rules Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 23:02 |
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T-man posted:Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd I work at a comic/gaming shop and I'm waiting to hear back about a job at one of the biggest online marketplaces, if not the actual biggest, for TCGs So Yeah
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 23:06 |
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you're going to work for magic; the gathering:: online exchange???
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 23:36 |
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I dunno I'm a big MtG nerd too and I liked it, mainly because the combo of poorly written rules and sexual terminology was funny
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 00:28 |
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i liked their mirthful reaction to encountering vore for the first time the internet has broken these people in the most beautiful way
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 02:52 |
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Man, this episode is kinda boring because it's just reading rules to a card game. Once you get past the initial humor of it being a furry sex card game, there's really not much there. E: The second half is a bit better, but it's just a typical furry forum, which is kinda old hat. Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Jan 8, 2018 |
# ? Jan 8, 2018 16:16 |
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Waffleman_ posted:E: The second half is a bit better, but it's just a typical furry forum, which is kinda old hat. Uh, do you need to talk to someone?
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:36 |
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.....No?
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:38 |
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T-man posted:Uh, do you need to talk to someone? After all the furry forums F Plus has done, this one is a little bit underwhelming. The balls aren't even gigaballs.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:09 |
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i enjoyed the second half, but the first was only funny because of terminology.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:16 |
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The second half was worth it for the sad, sad, free-form RP fetish club alone.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:36 |
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The second half is beautiful if you're following along in the doc and pull up the picture.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:49 |
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I liked the first half. It's not just a look at the rules of a dumb sex game, it's the rules of a really badly designed dumb sex game. They're overly bloated, poorly explained, full of conflicting terms, and even under all of that just aren't very good.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:29 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 21:14 |
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HOLY poo poo Tag yourself, I'm the flipphone
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:30 |