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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I think it's hilarious, but something makes me wonder if that person is annoying in real life. Like, does he wear shorts all of the time? Because that's less funny. Is he planning on getting blackout thigh tattoos and thought he'd do this first for a laugh? Also less funny. Basically if this was the result of losing a bet, I like it. Otherwise...

eta:
Do you like hockey?

Don't fear the ENDLESS PUCKS BURSTING FROM YOUR FLESH!




This one looks more like it's breaking through a windshield to me.


Pucks not your thing? What about this?


No? Into the skin tearing aesthetic more?


How about a classic...reimagined...on ice?


Tough crowd.

I.C. has a new favorite as of 01:47 on Jan 6, 2018

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Jesus.

The circumstances that would make a person wager that in a bet....


I guess I'd coinflip it for a clean million as long as I could eventually get it removed or covered.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Pastry of the Year posted:

as badly as I think of the human race, and I do, very much so, it's occasionally refreshing to see a terrible mistake so specific that I can be sure that, at least, it will never be replicated

stay away from mirrors, friend

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

ladron posted:

stay away from mirrors, friend

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

I.C. posted:

Do you like hockey?



Regardless of quality, this is an awesome tattoo.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



I'm no expert but if you look at the skin between the two figures, it looks like the film from a temporary tattoo.

Still, what a lovely thing to do.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Inzombiac posted:

I'm no expert but if you look at the skin between the two figures, it looks like the film from a temporary tattoo.

Still, what a lovely thing to do.

Or, y'know, tattoo goo/A&D ointment for a fresh tattoo.

This...isn't really something you need to try to find a silver lining on.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Pastry of the Year posted:

do I have to get rabbinical with you or what

Trayf Rabbi, coming soon to Netflix

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I like the reaper one but the rest of those puck tats are loving dire

Barudak
May 7, 2007

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

So if his vape pens starts a fire and kills him in the night, is that basically cosmic justice?

No, it would be cosmetic justice

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

AlbieQuirky posted:

Trayf Rabbi, coming soon to Netflix

Is it? That depends.

skrapp mettle
Mar 17, 2007

Clitch posted:

Regardless of quality, this is an awesome tattoo.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

13Pandora13 posted:

Or, y'know, tattoo goo/A&D ointment for a fresh tattoo.

This...isn't really something you need to try to find a silver lining on.

that is not a fresh tattoo, or a tattoo at all

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

JEEVES420 posted:

Now if the service/software they used is still around in 5-10 years is the real question.

That was my implication, yes. I doubt it'll last.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Oh my god this is next level awful

Its like half on the front of his legs and half on the sides of them, its not even properly aligned to anything

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU
I keep thinking maybe if the type of person that would have a tattoo like that would get it offset because they’re constantly trying to strike a loving quarter turn pose when vaping while others are around.

Or that’s just how their legs splayed when getting the tattoo.

Either way.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


Oh man, I’ve met that dude! And by met, I mean stayed 100 feet away from whatever he was filming because I didn’t want him to hear me laughing so hard. His other tattoos were just as bad

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm guessing you don't have pictures, but you can't just leave us hanging like that.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Zaphod42 posted:

Oh my god this is next level awful

Its like half on the front of his legs and half on the sides of them, its not even properly aligned to anything

I can't really tell from the photo how well it's done, but it looks like the intention is that vape and life are both vertically aligned on the front of his shin.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Thighs. Those are thighs.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

"Remember the 16 P's to success!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYQXVgs3P7U&t=171s

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
(im)Press the customer

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Thighs. Those are thighs.

Yeah, I typed the response without looking back at the picture.

The "front of leg alignment" point stands.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://twitter.com/espn/status/950046540755800065

I can't hate on him too much for donating to charity, but yeesh.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mandactyl
Jun 1, 2011

A kinder, gentler herpes
Grimey Drawer

Jesus what a terrible font.

Also holy poo poo thread title, thanks!

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

If this was well done and a different subject matter it would be kind of cool, coming from someone who is in the hospital and has many IVs a whole lot. Currently I’m just getting poked in flowers but it would be kind of cool to be poked in a fire breathing dragon’s mouth or something.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

Ummm is this spelling of vegetarian along the same lines as colour/color, aluminium/aluminum??

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

ricketyvickyt posted:

Ummm is this spelling of vegetarian along the same lines as colour/color, aluminium/aluminum??

Nope.

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

EGETERIA

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

ricketyvickyt posted:

Ummm is this spelling of vegetarian along the same lines as colour/color, aluminium/aluminum??

I LIKE VEGETEBLES

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
porn is temporary.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Pun is tempary

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
pain is tempura

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Pnin 1s Tempnry

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Prin Ls Trmphry

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
captain pronin vs. the tooth fairy

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

Some tattoos might be drawn badly, or done poorly and scab into horrendous garbage, or are even well done but tasteless

This is seriously the worst loving tattoo I've ever seen, worse than a thousand mr cool ices

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
even the shoes are bad

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