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At this point, I'm expecting Curt to be the new Vulture by the end of this.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:34 |
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Kantesu posted:Donating blood to Dr. Conners will somehow result in
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:38 |
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Looks like Saviuk has taken over for Lieber on the weekday strips
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:13 |
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The hospital insurance guy is going to have something to say about sticking a needle into The Hulk to put Hulk blood into a The Lizard.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:18 |
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uPen posted:The hospital insurance guy is going to have something to say about sticking a needle into The Hulk to put Hulk blood into a The Lizard. Well good news! ITS NOT JUST HULK BLOOD
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:22 |
Please oh please use both as donors so we can get the Lizard the Spider-Hulk
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:30 |
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Six-armed hulked-out Lizard Luckily he also inherits Pete's weakness to blunt objects, so the true hero, J Jonah Jameson, can knock him out with a brick.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:32 |
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WHY WOULD YOU ANNOUNCE YOUR NAME? Bruce, you're a wanted man, there's no loving need to tell them your name. Just say "I happen to have the same blood type", that's it
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:33 |
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ConfusedUs posted:Please oh please use both as donors so we can get the Lizard the Spider-Hulk AKA "exactly one neuron that somehow handles all his motor functions as he flails about wildly."
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:33 |
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Ok, so that's maybe 3 pints if they're willing to gently caress up Banner. Better hope they don't have to do anything significant.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:36 |
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I legitimately enjoy that there's a not-insignificant chance we'll somehow get the Incredible Spider-Lizard.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:38 |
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goatface posted:Ok, so that's maybe 3 pints if they're willing to gently caress up Banner. Better hope they don't have to do anything significant. " Oh no, we need to get more blood fast!" * Hits Bruce in the face with a bedpan*
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:51 |
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Great, now we just need to get the Hulk to lie still while we stab him...
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:58 |
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I want to ask Mark Waid if that's what Spidey's blood type is in 616 canon. Seems like something he'd know.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:08 |
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It *might* work? Where the gently caress did you get your MD? Of course it will work. All they had to do was make Peter any of the "+" blood types to rule him out.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:17 |
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Proteus Jones posted:
To be fair, we don't know if radioactive spider-blood mixes well with lizard-blood, regardless of type.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:32 |
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Choose doc! Same blood type, gamma radiation, or universal donor, spider radiation!
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:50 |
Endless Mike posted:To be fair, we don't know if radioactive spider-blood mixes well with lizard-blood, regardless of type. It only works when cut with hulk blood. The list of side effects is short, but sweet. May cause rapid swelling of the muscles, explosive and multiplicative limb regeneration, short temper, abrupt shifts in skin and clothing pigmentation, abnormal dental growth, and a marked decrease in mental faculties.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:50 |
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Proteus Jones posted:
Spider-man has a nasty historic of killing people with his bodily fluids so Bruce really is the best choice here.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:57 |
Synthbuttrange posted:Choose doc! Same blood type, gamma radiation, or universal donor, spider radiation! Both! Both! BOTH! Make him hulk-lizard but also grow six arms out of his stump!
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:18 |
Samuringa posted:Spider-man has a nasty historic of killing people with his bodily fluids so Bruce really is the best choice here. Don't you remember when he cured Gwen Stacy's illegitimate daughter from goblin serum poisoning with his radioactive blood.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:23 |
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And to think I had no interest in this arc when it was looking like just another Lizard story.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:24 |
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You know I'm just kinda half-hoping that Banner's blood saves Connor AND Connor's arm grows back and... that's it. No side-effects, no drama, he's just whole and happy and then the Parkers and Banner wander off to some new adventure
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:40 |
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but then connors gets hooked on krodokil and needs a new arm again
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:43 |
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Jerusalem posted:You know I'm just kinda half-hoping that Banner's blood saves Connor AND Connor's arm grows back and... that's it. No side-effects, no drama, he's just whole and happy and then the Parkers and Banner wander off to some new adventure Yeah, and then Curt can get a house next door to Aunt May and Uncle Moley, across the street from the college Pete's raccoon son attends. No, the world is too cruel for that. Banner's blood is going to make Curt's other arm fall off, while Spider-Man takes six hundred consecutive punches to the head from a Hulk pissed about not getting a sugar cookie and juice for donating blood.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:49 |
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Somewhere Larry Lieber is saying "Ooooohhhhh no no loving way am I gonna draw eight arms on Connors.. you sure we can't bring in Iron Jonah or Clown-9?"
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:09 |
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Jerusalem posted:You know I'm just kinda half-hoping that Banner's blood saves Connor AND Connor's arm grows back and... that's it. No side-effects, no drama, he's just whole and happy and then the Parkers and Banner wander off to some new adventure Sorry, but Connor's arm will have to go back to his faithful subjects the limb-people, where Connor won't be able to follow because of his Amputee's Lung.
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:22 |
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Lurdiak posted:Don't you remember when he cured Gwen Stacy's illegitimate daughter from goblin serum poisoning with his radioactive blood. Grandpa, please take your meds, you're doing incoherent ramblings again
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 01:03 |
See the good blood fought off the bad blood, because of medicine.
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 02:23 |
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Cabbit posted:Yeah, and then Curt can get a house next door to Aunt May and Uncle Moley, across the street from the college Pete's raccoon son attends. Yeah! YEAH and the... oh wait.... I just read the rest of your post... Cat Mattress posted:Sorry, but Connor's arm will have to go back to his faithful subjects the limb-people, where Connor won't be able to follow because of his Amputee's Lung. I love this thread
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 02:29 |
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Oh yeah somewhere Aunt May is miserable like she deserves.
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 04:00 |
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mind the walrus posted:Oh yeah somewhere Aunt May is miserable like she deserves.
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 05:02 |
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I doubt someone like that would lay a finger on the woman who terrifies Wolverine.
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 07:03 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Choose doc! Same blood type, gamma radiation, or universal donor, spider radiation! "Is there ANYONE in the room who doesn't have irradiated blood?" MJ: "Yeahhh, but I don't like needles, sooo..."
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 08:17 |
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"Honey you've been sleeping with me for years, you're radioactive too." Jonah: "WHAAAAAT" The next day PETER PARKER CUCKED BY SPIDER-MENACE
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 08:32 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Well good news! What should have happened in that final panel is the alligator crashing in through the roof after its delayed flight. Or Banner just saying "Yeah it WILL work dumbass"
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 09:56 |
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Jjj is at the hospital and he accidentally gets the hulk blood and we get jjj hulk
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 15:15 |
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Jonah want pictures Spiderman or Jonah smash!
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 15:59 |
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The Incredible Jonizard
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 18:07 |
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2018: Still Best Thread of the forums.
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