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BEST KONG
This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!
Some of these boss descriptions in isolation sound like clickbait.

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DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


JET JAGUAR STINGRAY

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

PROBABLY A WASTE
BUT HE BROUGHT CONDOMS
TO GAMES DONE QUICK
JUST IN CASE

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


DizzyBum posted:

HE TOUCHED THE
SPIKES
AND DIED LIKE
A CHUMP

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

FOLLOW ME

SET ME FREE

TRUST ME AND WE WILL DESTROY THE CITY AND ESCAPE TO THE SEA

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
oh joy it's squeaky voice commentator

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Oh noes, the city that we never went to...

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I hate this stage, I'm bad at motorcycle and getting the items was a bitch.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Dork457 posted:

PROBABLY A WASTE
BUT HE BROUGHT CONDOMS
TO GAMES DONE QUICK
JUST IN CASE

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

grand theft grotto posted:

Some of these boss descriptions in isolation sound like clickbait.

Jet Stingray destroyed a city! You won't BELIEVE what happens next!

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!
HUNTERS HATE HIM
HE DESTROYED
THE CITY
AND ESCAPED
TO THE SEA
TO WORK FROM HOME

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



grand theft grotto posted:

Some of these boss descriptions in isolation sound like clickbait.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHERE THIS TRAITOR
HID HIMSELF

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
I just had a hyper brainwave and now the only thing I want to see in my life is a castlevania tactical RPG

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
HE DEFENDS
THE MILITARY TRAIN
TO PROTECT
THE SUPPLY OF GOODS

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

grand theft grotto posted:

Some of these boss descriptions in isolation sound like clickbait.

SHE FOUND THE SECRET
TO CURING CANCER
AND FLED TO THE JUNGLE
TO ESCAPE THE DOCTORS WHO HATED HER

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
THIS MAVERICK FOUND
ONE WEIRD SECRET
TO DEFEAT THE HUNTERS

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



Dork457 posted:

PROBABLY A WASTE
BUT HE BROUGHT CONDOMS
TO GAMES DONE QUICK
JUST IN CASE

:lol: I love you guys

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012



:golfclap:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Brother Entropy posted:

oh no

not The City

Follow me, set me free,
Trust me and we will escape from the city.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
YEAHHH

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

YYEAAAAHH

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
also this is what I was saying about the boss fights in Zero, even the quick kills in X games tend to play around the patterns

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
HE DEFENDS
THE MILITARY TRAIN
TO PROTECT
THE SUPPLY OF GOODS

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.

grand theft grotto posted:

Some of these boss descriptions in isolation sound like clickbait.

LOCAL MAN
CLAIMED ONE MILLION
FIND YOUR FREE
TAX MONEY TODAY

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
PROTECT THE SUPPLY OF GOODS

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
HE DEFENDS
THE MILITARY TRAIN
TO PROTECT
THE SUPPLY OF GOODS


honestly logistics are really important so this dude seems alright

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
"Beast"? He's not even a specific animal?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Slash Beast kinda looks like Teisel Bonne.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


GRIZZLY SLASH BEAST

Max Wilco
Jan 23, 2012

I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid.

It's not working out too well...
Was this the X game where all the boss names were references to Guns'N'Roses?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I'm unclear on why Slash Beast protects the train. Can anyone help me?

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


HE DEFENDS
THE RIGHT TO TWITCH CHAT
SO ASSHOLES
CAN BE TERRIBLE AND MEAN

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

say what you will about the mavericks but at least they keep the trains running on time

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Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

axeil posted:

HE DEFENDS
THE MILITARY TRAIN
TO PROTECT
THE SUPPLY OF GOODS


honestly logistics are really important so this dude seems alright

Now it feels like we're committing war crimes

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