AGDQ2018 Chat Thread [Intelligent] [Humorous] [Tasteful]

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BEST KONG This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong	76	6.13%
Diddie Kong	75	6.05%
Dixie Kong	84	6.77%
Lankey Kong	129	10.40%
Funky Kong	189	15.24%
Mario	198	15.97%
Tiny Kony	65	5.24%
Candy Kong	61	4.92%
Chunky Kong	89	7.18%
Cranky Kong	125	10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.)	149	12.02%
Total:	719 votes

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Erata: May 11, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

DizzyBum posted:

THERE'S NOBODY HERE
WE KILLED HIM
ALREADY

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:17

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Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Your Computer posted:

thread, you're amazing

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:17

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

I'm hoping these capslock character descriptions keep going through Metal Gear Solid.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:17

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

grand theft grotto posted:

IN THE JUNGLE
HE MUST WAIT
UNTIL THE DICE READ
FIVE OR EIGHT

YOU GOT

*looks down and smiles*

JUMANJI

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

ullerrm posted:

Twice the Blades
For Less Disgrace
Slash The Boss
And Not Your Face
Burma-Shave

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

YOU GOT
KICKING RAD SHOULDER PLATES!

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

ullerrm posted:

Twice the Blades
For Less Disgrace
Slash The Boss
And Not Your Face
Burma-Shave

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

THERE ONCE WAS
A MEGAMAN FROM NANTUCKET

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

ullerrm posted:

Twice the Blades
For Less Disgrace
Slash The Boss
And Not Your Face
Burma-Shave

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

WILL ATTACK WHOEVER VISITS THERE

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

Cory in the Blouse: Oct 22, 2010; SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
HE OCCUPIES THE LABORATORY AND WILL ATTACK WHOEVER VISITS THERE
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

OCCUPY LAB STREET

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

THE LAB JERK

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

IS
KIND OF
A JERK

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

This guy's a real dick!

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

whoa this guy sounds like a real dick. what if its the mailman? or someone is bringing him a welcome to the neighborhood pie?

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

I just wanted to take a look around

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

TeaJay: Oct 9, 2012

HE OCCUPIES
THE TWITCH CHAT
AND ATTACKS EVERY MINORITY
WHO VISITS THE STREAM

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

WHO ARE YOU
DIE ANYWAY

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

LITERALLY A GODDAMN MUSHROOM

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:18

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

MUSHROOMS DO LOOK
A BIT LIKE TINY DICKS

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

SoftNum: Mar 31, 2011

Hello speedfriends what have I missed?

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

LONG-TIME WATCHER
FIRST-TIME DONATOR
GREETINGS FROM
GERMANY

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

Erata: May 11, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Cory in the Blouse posted:

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
HE OCCUPIES THE LABORATORY AND WILL ATTACK WHOEVER VISITS THERE
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

Im dead

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

I like that everyone else is like

THEY STOLE
SOME STUFF
AND HAD
A PLAN

and then mushroom is just

HE LIVES ALONE
AND IS
KIND OF A DICK

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

grand theft grotto posted:

IN THE JUNGLE
HE MUST WAIT
UNTIL THE DICE READ
FIVE OR EIGHT

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Dunban posted:

LONG-TIME WATCHER
FIRST-TIME DONATOR
GREETINGS FROM
GERMANY

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Dunban posted:

LONG-TIME WATCHER
FIRST-TIME DONATOR
GREETINGS FROM
GERMANY

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

I want to express that the weapon you get, Soul Body, has one of the best pronunciations in the game.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

Octatonic: Sep 7, 2010

Dunban posted:

LONG-TIME WATCHER
FIRST-TIME DONATOR
GREETINGS FROM
GERMANY

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Dunban posted:

LONG-TIME WATCHER
FIRST-TIME DONATOR
GREETINGS FROM
GERMANY

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

Dunban posted:

LONG-TIME WATCHER
FIRST-TIME DONATOR
GREETINGS FROM
GERMANY

Lol at this and all of the posts

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

Kaubocks: Apr 13, 2011

wow what the hell i look away for 20 minutes to do some actual work and y'all start memeing it up without me :argh:

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:19

TeaJay: Oct 9, 2012

Someone needs to go over this thread and start collecting the best photoshopped images and post them in the OP or something.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:20

Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

IF YOU TAKE
THE SECRET WEAPON
I WILL DONATE
A SECOND TIME

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:20

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Cory in the Blouse posted:

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
HE OCCUPIES THE LABORATORY AND WILL ATTACK WHOEVER VISITS THERE
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:20

Soup du Jour: Sep 8, 2011; I always knew I'd die with a headache.

I love this thread

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:20

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

FREE THE PLEBS
TIME TO GET SERIOUS
HUP HUP HUP HUP

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:20

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Kaubocks posted:

wow what the hell i look away for 20 minutes to do some actual work and y'all start memeing it up without me

That's what you get for working during GDQ.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:20

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# ? May 23, 2024 22:14

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

Cory in the Blouse posted:

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
HE OCCUPIES THE LABORATORY AND WILL ATTACK WHOEVER VISITS THERE
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

lmao holy poo poo i almost missed this

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:20

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