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BEST KONG
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Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Kaubocks posted:

wow what the hell i look away for 20 minutes to do some actual work and y'all start memeing it up without me :argh:

HE LOOKED AWAY FROM THE STREAM
TO ACCOMPLISH SOME WORK
AND CAME BACK TO DISCOVER
A NEW SOURCE OF ANGER

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Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!

Another reason Twitch chat sucks is it doesn't have :vince:

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


THAT'S NEVER
HAPPENED
BEFORE

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
THERE IS NO
REASON FOR HIM TO GO ON
WHAT IS HE FIGHTINGFOOOOORRRRRRRR

Darkoni
Dec 28, 2010

You do not look terribly noble and yet I feel troubled, attracted, bewitched.

These are quality lols guys.

Twist And Pout!
Sep 3, 2011
THIS
HAS NEVER
HAPPENED BEFORE

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


HE DIED
IN A WEIRD SPOT
SO THEY ALL MISSED
THE DONATION JOKE

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I think that has happened before and he's just trying to use the stream catch phrase.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
HIS GRANDPA DIED FROM CANCER
NOW HE KICKS CANCER'S BUTT
HERE'S FIVE DOLLARS

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!
HIS PATIENCE
IS LACKING
REFUSES TO
RIDE ELEVATOR PROPERLY

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAYEAHHH

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
:rip: dick mushroom

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

now i can visit the lab again

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


SOUL BOOTY

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Turns out the mushroom was just insecure about his appearance :(

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

I love all of you

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
i also am reading all these all caps explanations in the dkc rap cadence.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


YOU GOT
PEACEFUL MIND BODY AND SOUL

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!

Dork457 posted:

now i can visit the lab again

THE STRESS
OF SEASONAL
EMPLOYMENT BROKE
HIS COMPOSURE

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

HE LIVES IN
CYBERSPACE
AND WANTS TO DESTROY
THE NETWORK SYSTEM

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

me too, cyber peacock

me too

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
not my NETWORK SYSTEM :(

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
ITS A UNIX SYSTEM
HE KNOWS THIS

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
not the network system!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think this is just a grumpy IT guy.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
HE LIVES IN CYBERSPACE
IN THIS THREAD
POSTING ALL CAPS DESCRIPTIONS

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



HE KNOWS WHAT
PORN YOU
MASTURBATE TO

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Oh god the next boss is a goon!!!!

Max Wilco
Jan 23, 2012

I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid.

It's not working out too well...

Xenothral posted:

HE LIVES IN
CYBERSPACE
AND WANTS TO DESTROY
THE NETWORK SYSTEM

That seems counter-productive.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



HE LIVES IN
THE FCC
AND WANTS TO DESTROY
NET NEUTRALITY

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Lives in cyberspace
wants to destroy the network


oh god Peacock is suicidal

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


That Twitch chat joke would've gone a lot better with Cyber Peacock, methinks.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


HE LIVES IN
CYBERSPACE
AND WANTS TO BITCH
ABOUT TWITCH CHAT

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy

Dias posted:

HIS GRANDPA DIED FROM CANCER
NOW HE KICKS CANCER'S BUTT
HERE'S FIVE DOLLARS

Poetry like this will define GDQ past and yet-to-come :lol:

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum
CYBER PEACOCK
WANTS TO TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT BITCOIN

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


HE LIVES IN
WASHINGTON
AND WANTS TO DESTROY
THE NET NEUTRALITY

Twist And Pout!
Sep 3, 2011
Imagine the poo poo cyber peacock has seen... of course he wants to end it all

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
CYBER PEACOCKS
IN YOUR COMPUTER?
IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

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thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
HE LIVES
IN CYBERSPACE
AND TRIES TO
DESTROY SELF ESTEEM

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