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BEST KONG
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Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
YEAH

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Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Dias posted:

HE CHECKS THE SCHEDULE
AND MAKES DINNER
SO HE CAN WATCH MGS IN PEACE

HE DESTROYED SHADOW MOSES
AND ESCAPED
TO OUTER HAVEN

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Why is Stingray who destroyed the city hiding in Mountain Dew?

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Your Computer posted:

WHEN YOU WERE
HAVING PREMARITAL SEX
HE MASTERED
THE BLOCKCHAIN

:vince:

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

YEAAAAAAH

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!
THE PS4 WILL ENTER
REST MODE IN TEN
MINUTES BECAUSE OF THE
POWER SAVE SETTINGS

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Rirse posted:

Why is Stingray who destroyed the city hiding in Mountain Dew?

That's just how he is

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

Rirse posted:

Why is Stingray who destroyed the city hiding in Mountain Dew?

STINGRAY HID
AWAY FROM YOU
AND FLOODED THE CITY
IN MOUNTAIN DEW

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Zivilyn Bane posted:

HE DESTROYED SHADOW MOSES
AND ESCAPED
TO OUTER HAVEN

SHE ESCAPED TO SHADOW MOSES
TO RAISE WOLVES
AND SHOOT BITCHES

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
YOUR PC HAS ENCOUNTERED
A FATAL ERROR
AND MUST
BE SHUT DOWN

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

TIME TO
GET
SERIOUS

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TIME TO GET SERIOUS

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

HonorableTB posted:

YOUR PC HAS ENCOUNTERED
A FATAL ERROR
AND MUST
BE SHUT DOWN

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Xenothral posted:

TIME TO
GET
SERIOUS

:yeah:

a penus
Aug 14, 2004



see you next mission
THIS HAS UHHH
NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

HE ALSO BECAME
DEATH HIMSELF

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

We're going to fight Sigma? In an X game? NO loving poo poo.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


HE DRESSED UP
AS THE GRIM REAPER
OOOOOHH
SPOOKY

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
THANK YOU
FOR CHOOSING
VALUE REP

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
I just went back and watched DKC reverse boss order.

Or maybe it went forward in time to me. Everything I know is a lie. :psyboom:

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



TREMBLE WITH TERROR
YOU ARE FINISHED
ARE YOU READY FOR ROUND TWO
TEXT BOX

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

ARE YOU
READY
FOR ROUND
TWO

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
love deadpan runners when they do it well

also the announcer (edobean?) sounds kind of like iOS 10 siri at times

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
WE ARE FIGHTING DEATH
GUESS THIS REALLY IS
CASTLEVANIA

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

HE WENT THROUGH
A LOT OF PHASES
THIS RUN IS NOT
ON WR PACES

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Your Computer posted:

WHEN YOU WERE
HAVING PREMARITAL SEX
HE MASTERED
THE BLOCKCHAIN

IN THIS MOMENT
HE IS EUPHORIC
BECAUSE HE IS ENLIGHTENED BY
HIS OWN INTELLIGENCE

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Your Computer posted:

WE ARE FIGHTING DEATH
GUESS THIS REALLY IS
CASTLEVANIA

WHAT IS A MAN
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE
OF SECRETS

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

PREPARE
TO BECOME
SPACE DUST

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


PREPARE TO
BECOME
SPACE DUST

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Takoluka posted:

TREMBLE WITH TERROR
YOU ARE FINISHED
ARE YOU READY FOR ROUND TWO
TEXT BOX

T E R R O R

I N S T I N C T

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

I think the couch is talking in MegaEngrish

SIGMA GETS ELECTRIC FLOOR
AND
BOOMERANGS
THAT ARE VERY
DANGEROUS

Fooma
Oct 15, 2010

nom nom nom
I JUST GOT HOME
WHAT DID I MISS FROM YESTERDAY
THIS IS A WHITE NOISE POST
YOU ALL WILL IGNORE

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Preapre to become SPACE DUST

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
I LEFT FOR A BIT
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THE CYBER-HEAD
AND THE OTHER HEADS

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

PREPARE TO BECOME
SPACE DUST

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

ullerrm posted:

HE WENT THROUGH
A LOT OF PHASES
THIS RUN IS NOT
ON WR PACES


HE BEAT HIS OWN
PB WHILE
HE WAS IN
THE PRACTICE ROOM

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


HOW THE HECK
DOES SIGMA KEEP
GETTING UGLIER
EACH INSTALLMENT

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
AUTOBOTS
ROLL OUT

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



HE DESTROYED THE COUNTRY
AND FLED TO HIS RESORT
THE PEE TAPE
IS REAL

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SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

IN THIS MOMENT
HE IS EUPHORIC
BECAUSE HE IS ENLIGHTENED BY
HIS OWN INTELLIGENCE

You are in deep my friend but I want you to know that I got your joke.

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