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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Weldon Pemberton posted:

What was the context? Having sex with a normal person and not a 10/10 virgin?

Not the single 10/10 sexually submissive and experienced 14-year-old virgin who was made just for you and wants sex / gives blowjobs whenever you get horny and does all of the chores and loves watching you play video games and thinks your dick is huuuuuuuge.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Can't these people just buy a fleshlight and/or a fuckdoll like everybody else? They do wonderful things with VR porn these days.

I guess that's cope, nevermind...

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Wheat Loaf posted:

Usually, that's all in the teeth:



Ulster says Neigh!

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Can't these people just buy a fleshlight and/or a fuckdoll like everybody else? They do wonderful things with VR porn these days.

I guess that's cope, nevermind...

dont know what vr porn videos ur watching but they dont have vr porn where im lookin

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

im pooping! posted:

dont know what vr porn videos ur watching but they dont have vr porn where im lookin

It's on the internet not in a box you found in the woods

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

The Bloop posted:

It's on the internet not in a box you found in the woods

Was there ever a market for porn pop-up books?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
There was a pop-up Kama Sutra. It was very silly.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_pDug-LZjQ

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Almost none of the text on that flier makes sense to me, and I am a native English user. (I mean, underneath the "Not your good fatty" bit.)

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Is "dr." not capitalized for any reason?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is "dr." not capitalized for any reason?

Because the person doing the layout was too busy shouting " 'Cat Pause', are you loving retarded" to proofread

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



Let's see how many buzzwords you can fit into one sentence...GO!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is "dr." not capitalized for any reason?

it's short for durr

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I am beginning a change.org petition that bans people from adding "queering" to anything that has nothing to do with like, being an actual queer

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I'm beginning a change.org petition to have that lady Augustus Gloop'd. Like, hey, it's okay to be fat and not want to kill yourself. That's as far as it can go. But the only reason why I can't call that poster word salad is because I'm certain Doctor Cat Paws or whatever has never seen a salad in her entire life.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cash crab posted:

I am beginning a change.org petition that bans people from adding "queering" to anything that has nothing to do with like, being an actual queer

ESPECIALLY when they can't use it in a complete sentence. How queering fat acceptance WHAT drat IT?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nCf567L4UA

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Read it as "fart out loud" and nodded in agreement

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Samizdata posted:

ESPECIALLY when they can't use it in a complete sentence. How queering fat acceptance WHAT drat IT?

Hey, I've been to a liberal university and I've read Judith Butler. I understood that whole poster. I just wish whoever wrote it was dead.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cash crab posted:

Hey, I've been to a liberal university and I've read Judith Butler. I understood that whole poster. I just wish whoever wrote it was dead.

Welp, I guess that's my issue. No liberal university and all my buzzwords skew geeky. I can talk about monetizing paradigms shifts in our offshoring partnerships or why you should go for one level of RAID over another all day long. That poster breaks me.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

I got Media Studies Buzzword Bingo like four, five times out of this, holy poo poo.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

cash crab posted:

Hey, I've been to a liberal university and I've read Judith Butler. I understood that whole poster. I just wish whoever wrote it was dead.

Please translate for the rest of us.

I mean, I can guess what it is going to say, but...

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Sic Semper Goon posted:

Please translate for the rest of us.

"look at meeeee!!!! Pay attention to meee!!!"

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Something like, "This woman will talk about how changing the way people think about obesity will change how people talk about obesity. This will subsequently change a small part of our culture." But regular words are SO loving passé

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

But regular words are SO loving passé

Indubitably

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Something like, "This woman will talk about how changing the way people think about obesity will change how people talk about obesity. This will subsequently change a small part of our culture." But regular words are SO loving pausé

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

cash crab posted:

Hey, I've been to a liberal university and I've read Judith Butler. I understood that whole poster. I just wish whoever wrote it was dead.

yeah same. i understood that poster... and that fact just made me kind of sad

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
It’s a perfectly cromulent flyer

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Bobby Digital posted:

It’s a perfectly cromulent flyer

I think Cat Pause has had a few steamed hams in her day

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

She's probably never even heard of the Aurora Borealis.

Because she can't travel to the North Pole.

Because she is fat, you see.

:v:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I assume that "Fat Studies" aren't part of the curriculum at the School of Medicine at that university?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

cash crab posted:

Hey, I've been to a liberal university and I've read Judith Butler. I understood that whole poster. I just wish whoever wrote it was dead.

Quoted for truth. Jesus Christ get on a treadmill lady.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007
BUT!

"How queering fat embodiment" WHAT?

You DON'T USE ENGLISH THAT WAY! WHAT THE gently caress HAPPENS WHEN YOU QUEER FAT EMBODIMENTS, YOU BOMBASTIC PILE OF LIPIDEMA?

Why in the hell does SHE get the speaking honorariums?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Is Cat Pausé supposed to be a pun?

I think the aigu is the most annoying thing about it all.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Benny Harvey posted:

Is Cat Paus� supposed to be a pun?

I think the aigu is the most annoying thing about it all.

You really need to ask that? Look into your heart. You know the answer.

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord

Benny Harvey posted:

Is Cat Pausé supposed to be a pun?

I think the aigu is the most annoying thing about it all.

only the raddests bods at the Radboud school of gender studies

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Samizdata posted:

Almost none of the text on that flier makes sense to me, and I am a native English user. (I mean, underneath the "Not your good fatty" bit.)

Sorry about your false conscience developed under the system of post-industrial patriarchal oppression. :rolleye:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

"I'm an obese shitblob and I CANT HEAR YOU MY OWN SCREECHING LA LA LA"

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cb2285poIM



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_7Fs9a38g

Sludge Tank has a new favorite as of 13:15 on Jan 9, 2018

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


"I'm an obese shitblob and I CANT HEAR YOU MY OWN SCREECHING LA LA LA"

Reeeeeeeeeeblurglglgle

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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Doctor Cat Paws or whatever

It’s early and I didn’t catch the pun until you spelled it out.

I feel like the text (that comma, UGH) could go in the bad marketing thread. I mean folks already versed in the terminology will understand, but you’re not going to attract any new students that way. I wonder what they intend “neoliberal” to mean?

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