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BEST KONG
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Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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publishko
Feb 16, 2014
I now have a strange desire to see a speed run of the really shoddy Mission Impossible game for the N64. This would be good for the awful games block

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ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

"We have an intrudah"

Spotted the boston voice actor

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Elliotw2 posted:

This is a mediocre crossplatform FPS and looks terrible because EA probably intended it to be N64/PS2 since it came out in 2001.

i had it on ps2, much better looking and controlling there

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

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grand theft grotto posted:

The name's NG. CarNG.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



s.i.r.e. posted:

Also, is this Bond supposed to resemble any actor?
not on the box at least

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

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I don't remember the GameCube looking this bad, and I played third party titles on it.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

... that "shotgun" is only about three times as thick as his thumb. What the hell is it shooting, .410

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
CarNG is a good pun, c'mon.

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Sep 3, 2011

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Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!



grand theft grotto posted:

The name's NG. CarNG.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


a penus posted:



Amelié enjoyed the MGS run

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCuBjMNlnVs

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

not on the box at least


That logo... MicrotransactionsIt's in the game.

I hate marketing...

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
this guy has to be on some kind of stimulant. which, i don't blame him, but it's just funny how much impact it had

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I must comment on the early 00s rear end fashion choice of t-shirt and tie. I hope it's just a Bond thing.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



That magic flip phone needs a spinoff series.

publishko
Feb 16, 2014

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

not on the box at least


I had never even noticed that Bond doesn't have a face on this cover and my brain had unconsciously added in Brosnan's face. :psyduck:

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

emdash posted:

this guy has to be on some kind of stimulant. which, i don't blame him, but it's just funny how much impact it had

sounds like me on the day my adderall script renews lmao

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

That magic flip phone needs a spinoff series.

The NGage

Zeikier
Jan 26, 2010

"This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."


Bond making some couch commentary

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
So I guess they couldn't afford to license or compose any music for this game besides the first five seconds of the Bond theme?

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Sep 3, 2011

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emdash posted:

this guy has to be on some kind of stimulant. which, i don't blame him, but it's just funny how much impact it had

It's only day two, he shouldn't be drinking this much coffee yet.

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
Finally got his nootropic stack on point

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

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If I recall, every 007 game always has Bond look like the latest one of the time.

...was there ever a Bond game in the 80s? Because I think we've only ever had Brosnan and Craig Bond games. Except for that one they inexplicably got Connery to VA, I think.

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

I think I've seen this guy do a 100% run of the game and it's just a constant stream of the James Bond sting you occasionally hear. Every five seconds. Sometimes looping over each other.

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

I swear I've seen this exact run, with the same commentary, in a previous GDQ...

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


RazzleDazzleHour posted:

I think I've seen this guy do a 100% run of the game and it's just a constant stream of the James Bond sting you occasionally hear. Every five seconds. Sometimes looping over each other.

I want to watch a 100% run of this game now

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


I'm getting the impression that CarNG is actually a thing in this game.

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

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"This game is basically Jingle Simulator 2017, except it's 2018."

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Did I miss the sleep with runners wife streetch goal

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Kerning Chameleon posted:

If I recall, every 007 game always has Bond look like the latest one of the time.

...was there ever a Bond game in the 80s? Because I think we've only ever had Brosnan and Craig Bond games. Except for that one they inexplicably got Connery to VA, I think.

Some poor company probably tried to make a Bond game for the NES or Colecovision or Spectrum or something. But I don't think we got graphics good enough to actually recognize an actor until the 90s.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Roflan posted:

I swear I've seen this exact run, with the same commentary, in a previous GDQ...
You probably watched it during ESA because he runs games there too

publishko
Feb 16, 2014

Sydin posted:

So I guess they couldn't afford to license or compose any music for this game besides the first five seconds of the Bond theme?

"We need to make a Bond game but, like, everything's hosed and in copyright hell" - EA

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!
Jingle Simulator 2017 2018 2002

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
loving owned by a taxi

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009
Never Say That's Never Happened Again

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a penus
Aug 14, 2004



see you next mission

no joke that's exactly where she got her name

snakes done quick

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