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BEST KONG This poll is closed. |
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| Donkey Kong |
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76 | 6.13% |
| Diddie Kong |
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75 | 6.05% |
| Dixie Kong |
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84 | 6.77% |
| Lankey Kong |
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129 | 10.40% |
| Funky Kong |
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189 | 15.24% |
| Mario |
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198 | 15.97% |
| Tiny Kony |
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65 | 5.24% |
| Candy Kong |
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61 | 4.92% |
| Chunky Kong |
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89 | 7.18% |
| Cranky Kong |
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125 | 10.08% |
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.)  |
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149 | 12.02% |
| Total: | 719 votes | ||
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why don't they make a metroid RPG? it could be nintendo's mass effect (i liked andromeda and i'm mad at nerds for memeing it into hatred  )
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Studio posted:Someone post a pic of the couch, thanks. 
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Waffles Inc. posted:why don't they make a metroid RPG? it could be nintendo's mass effect (i liked andromeda and i'm mad at nerds for memeing it into hatred Because anything that involves Samus talking results in the writers going Other M
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Mechanic: somebody set up us the bomb.
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id watch this metroid
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Jan 9, 2018 20:40
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has samus ever actually successfully collected a bounty on someone
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Jan 9, 2018 20:40
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Ramos posted:Careful what you wish for, Deviant Art can get you some really swole Samuses. you weren't kidding 
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Jan 9, 2018 20:40
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 It takes like 10 of these loving chumps just to arrest her, and her hair is still perfect.
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Regy Rusty posted:I feel bad for all the other bounty hunters who get corrupted and die They deserved to die. Especially in MP:Hunters
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youve cured me of the eroge
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Jan 9, 2018 20:40
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Yes if you take a welder to working electronics they won't work any more
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Jan 9, 2018 20:41
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GulagDolls posted:has samus ever actually successfully collected a bounty on someone Yes, she caught a baby metroid once. Once.
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Waffles Inc. posted:what's funny about that $1337 donation is that like, leetspeek has got to be essentially a cargo cult style thing for the current nerd zeitgeist right? I'm 30 and we've got a 22 year old in our board gaming group who only knows 1337 jokes because of us olds, without ever living in an era where it was unironic kids recognize floppy disks as 'the save icon' but know nothing else about them beyond that gettin old, man
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aren't you supposed to stand up when playing the wii? is this cheating?
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CATS: All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make youre time.
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Quest For Glory II posted:I dont understand how nintendo made the prime games look so good for the hardware they're on Apologies for the late reply, but as I understand it since both the Gamecube and Wii couldn't quite cram in the kind of textures and polygon counts the other consoles of the time could, there is rather a lot of geometry in any single room or locale so that the games consistently look populated and non-empty despite the relatively low-detail textures. You can take pretty much any location in any of the games and there'll be tubes, pipes and cables running every which way, shifting slopes in walls and ceilings, places where the decor has cracked from age and so on and so forth. These details are usually pretty simple on their own but there's a lot of them in any given scene. The visual/art direction is absolutely on point, and the designers used this to cover up and distract from the weak points of the platforms the games ran on. Incidentally, this is also why the Prime games still look pretty good if you run them in higher resolution in an emulator, whereas many of its contemporaries look rather a lot more dated, relying as they often were on for the time high-resolution textures. Have an example, Metroid Prime in 4k: https://imgur.com/a/Oidnn
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Jan 9, 2018 20:42
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Saint Freak posted:
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:Because anything that involves Samus talking results in the writers going Other M X sqwak angrily Y cluck A Sqwak surprised
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what you're missing here is that the voice you're hearing 80% of the time is not pictured, he is offscreen to the far right
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Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:kids recognize floppy disks as 'the save icon' but know nothing else about them beyond that who doesn't like having a 3d-printed save icon as an ironic decoration somewhere
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Jan 9, 2018 20:42
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Nohman posted:Samus is probably the boringest character on the planet that people get all up in arms about the portrayal of regularly. I cannot believe Other M ruined the characterization of a power armored space marine who stripped down to her underwear to show off some anime titties if you beat the game fast enough. Aloof, heroic women are annoyingly rare in media, so it's nice to see a woman that's allowed to be the strong-but-silent type. Just because it's a simple character doesn't mean it isn't good. Other M threw all that in the garbage to turn her into the same exact action-grrl-but-wait-she's-secretly-emotionally-vulnerable-also-motherhood-overtones we've seen a billion times before.
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Quotey posted:aren't you supposed to stand up when playing the wii? is this cheating? I don't know how she hasn't broken a nearby vase by now
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Jan 9, 2018 20:42
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Elliotw2 posted:he's not really wrong, all the cool samus stuff is fan art or barely not fan art hey realtalk she was very cool in the minds and imaginations of kids growing up in the 90s
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Jan 9, 2018 20:43
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does samus' ship just have the loving metroid prime corruption title card on it did I see that right
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So what's going on
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okay i have to go to a mandatory 4 hour training session wherein i listen to customers bitch and moan on the phone instead of being able to watch video gams, my only consolation is that i skip the rest of this lovely run
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Waffles Inc. posted:why don't they make a metroid RPG? it could be nintendo's mass effect (i liked andromeda and i'm mad at nerds for memeing it into hatred as a die-hard mass effect enjoyer, andromeda was bad at best
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HonorableTB posted:okay i have to go to a mandatory 4 hour training session wherein i listen to customers bitch and moan on the phone instead of being able to watch video gams, my only consolation is that i skip the rest of this lovely run goondolences OP
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Jan 9, 2018 20:44
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TeaJay posted:So what's going on Just watching a speedrun to 100% scoliosis.
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Jan 9, 2018 20:45
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Your Computer posted:hey realtalk she was very cool in the minds and imaginations of kids growing up in the 90s i mean sure, i like the fake version of samus i made up too but nintendo doesn't care and it appears that it was never the intent for the character because they're bad
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ElNarez posted:does samus' ship just have the loving metroid prime corruption title card on it They're unlockable decorations for the ship you can get. It's bonus stuff you can turn on that carries to all files I think.
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Jan 9, 2018 20:45
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 Samus has bionic hearing. Does this ever come up again? Maybe it's like those old Superman comics where he just magically has Super Ventriloquism or Super Basket Weaving for like one panel.
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Jan 9, 2018 20:45
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Majuju posted:as a die-hard mass effect enjoyer, andromeda was bad at best Imagine if it had remotely delivered on the premise of the first cutscene of the game in a focused manner.
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Jan 9, 2018 20:45
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ElNarez posted:does samus' ship just have the loving metroid prime corruption title card on it mario also tagged the bottom of her ship i think, i saw it like 20 times during the out of bounds setup
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Jan 9, 2018 20:46
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Barudak posted:Imagine if it had remotely delivered on the premise of the first cutscene of the game in a focused manner. Don't do this to me. Ah, the things that could have been. Then again I should have known, given EA...
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Jan 9, 2018 20:46
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Elliotw2 posted:i mean sure, i like the fake version of samus i made up too but nintendo doesn't care and it appears that it was never the intent for the character because they're bad death of the author is a wonderful thing
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can't help hearing poo poo missiles
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