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Foo Diddley posted:Yeah, I'm just fuckin' around "What does virgin mean?" "It means it's...it's never been done before!"
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Jan 10, 2018 01:30
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Bringing back a classic image:
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Jan 10, 2018 01:38
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Seriously Goons - if you haven't watched this please watch it. I posted the link earler ITT but it is a must watch. It's all about how the media creates a boogeyman and when this was originaly broadcast the media in the UK got that, and got that it was a serious attack on them and their methods (while largely the public did not), so they attacked it in the most savage manner possible demanding Chris Morris's (the guy behind it) head. It remains for me, one of the great indictments of the media treatment of any subject in this or any age. PS: All the vox pops in it are (then) UK celebs who were handed a sheet of paper and asked to read, to camera, what was on said sheet of paper. None of them even questioned what they were reading. Which was just a small part of Morris's genius and point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU
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Jan 10, 2018 01:41
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p good summary. so, nothingburger?
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Scruffpuff posted:Bringing back a classic image: 
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Jan 10, 2018 01:44
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Galarox posted:There have been many, many episodes where they tease his profile... but it's always in shadow. In one of the early 2000 ad's where Dredd get posted to the moon he has a face change to look like the baddies lawyer, so you see his face (drawn by Brian Bolland of "the Killing Joke" fame) but only as the baddies lawyer. In the 40 years of JD there have been numerous times where you "see" him in silhouette or somesuch, but you NEVER EVER see his face. As mentioned before Karl urban did JD justice (I liked the film) - except with the voice, which fell into the Christian Bale Batman trap of sub-audible growling. In the comics JD was known for his voice, he could stop a riot with his voice 'cos it had so much presence. But yeah the angel gang... Mean Machine: "gold-darn it now you got me so all-fire riled up im gonna go up to four on ya!". I have a small collection of orig comic book art and one of the pieces I have is of Mean Angel, drawn by Carl critchlow. It has pride of place on my wall
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Jan 10, 2018 01:46
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TheAgent posted:like I think 3.0 is okay if you move very slowly, do nothing fun, don't get into any combat situations, don't try and explore, don't try and do anything complex like shooting or crouching or running into walls or walking on planets This guy plays that like that, and he gets all kinds of action. Have you tried walking even slower?   Also he has revolutionary ideas to fill in the gaps. Like the one about useful items breaking, and then getting fixed a long time later. I don't know where he gets his ideas. (Although his idea about scanning technology that sees his finger flicking a switch so his character flicks a switch as well is probably the best. Yes, that one is the best.) Pixelate fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jan 10, 2018 |
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Jan 10, 2018 01:50
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Jan 10, 2018 02:01
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the word order discussion was retarded and made me stop reading the thread. 90% of the rules in english were made up after everyone was already speaking english so they dont mean poo poo outside of exams. and in legal documents terms are generally defined to have a specific meaning, hence legalese existing. god damnit you sucked me in you fuckers
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Jan 10, 2018 02:08
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Now this is a man who can clearly wiggle above its weight
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Jan 10, 2018 02:11
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Galarox posted:Amen to that - the (wannabe) lawyer posts were really grinding my gears As a lawyer, I feel I should weigh in on my legal opinion here. CIG has shells. And companies that are spanning international borders. This means Skadden is writing for notice and CIG is responding in words. Within these words lies lies. These lies may be honest lies or lying lies, lying in wait for a lying liar to uncover their terrible secrets in space court. Back in my day we settled issues like this with saddled dinosaurs and sharpened bones. The woman or man who had the sharpest bone and could cut the other person the most times until their dinosaur turned on them thanks to the scent of blood was the ultimate warrior and best lawyer who won the case for their plaintiff or defendant. The lawyers’ group who won was fed to the pterodactyl pits. This is where The Bar originated, as the winning participants could stay behind the bars while the others were on the inside. When I professionally evaluate these terms and conditions I see nothing but weakness on both sides. I see people begging to be fed to pterodactyls, whom have never straddled an enormous tyrannosaurus between their sweaty, blood streaked legs, nor swung a sharpened brontosaurus hip bone over their heads while howling “I object your honor” and the judge makes a war cry of angry rage while lightening streaks over their head to hit the active volcano behind them and fill the courtroom arena with the glowing hot embers and molten rock of frothing lava. So in my opinion, I think CryTek has a case and CIG may need to defend themselves. Hope this helps! I don’t usually give free law advice because I’m so good at it, but I figured I’d throw you a bone here.
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Jan 10, 2018 02:12
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Jan 10, 2018 02:15
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As an actual lawyer I put it to you that it does not seem right that we chop a tree down and then proceed to chop it up. This is untenable.
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Jan 10, 2018 02:17
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juggalo baby coffin posted:the word order discussion was retarded and made me stop reading the thread. 90% of the rules in english were made up after everyone was already speaking english so they dont mean poo poo outside of exams. and in legal documents terms are generally defined to have a specific meaning, hence legalese existing.
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Jan 10, 2018 02:18
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these loving lawyer posts, I'm not going to get suckered into this poo poo *get suckered into this poo poo* fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Jan 10, 2018 02:27
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EminusSleepus posted:Now this is a man who can clearly wiggle above its weight No. That is a particular technique,taught in parts of India, to pinch off a viscous and lengthy loaf.
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Jan 10, 2018 02:30
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blame the developer not the game, imo edit: El jurado Differo Cathedra fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Jan 10, 2018 |
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Jan 10, 2018 02:31
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peter gabriel posted:This is untenable. Objection
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Jan 10, 2018 02:42
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Never go full lawyer.
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Jan 10, 2018 02:54
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I’m a lawyer and I do ANAL.
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Jan 10, 2018 02:57
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Jan 10, 2018 02:57
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Galarox posted:Definition of anew in English: It begins a new
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Jan 10, 2018 02:58
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Ghostlight posted:lmao you fakefan fool, he took his helmet off for an entire storyline in the 80s with multiple lit shot and full frontals of his face. hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! How fucken daaare you?!? No he didn't. He just didn't. He never did! Provide proof of these lies that you are telling! I read every 2000ad in the 80's ! He never ever took his helmet off. For fucks sakes that was his mistique. I mean what planet are you from? Planet deny reality? He just.... poo poo. You mean "the dead man" storyline. Weeeeel hggnf rggh pssst snarkowloopskitl. And so on. Anyways, that was in the 90's and he was all burnt and poo poo. And furthermore. oh drat.... I have just experienced... another nice meltdown
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Jan 10, 2018 03:01
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It was in the episode where Judge Dredd and Magneto fight crime together but oh no here comes Batguy. Aquaman????? No! Evil aquaman!!!! *dolphins and poo poo*
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Jan 10, 2018 03:03
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The Titanic posted:As a lawyer, I feel I should weigh in on my legal opinion here. Just you wait! I am working on a special Titanic pshop... just for you.
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Jan 10, 2018 03:03
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Has anyone ever unironically typed IANAL?
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Jan 10, 2018 03:07
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peter gabriel posted:As an actual lawyer I put it to you that it does not seem right that we chop a tree down and then proceed to chop it up. But. But, but if you chopped it down, you can't chop it up. QED. Maths. Words. Other stuff.
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Jan 10, 2018 03:09
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Decrepus posted:Has anyone ever unironically typed IANAL?
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Jan 10, 2018 03:10
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Please type 'anew' not 'a new' otherwise ESLs will wonder what this has to do with your point
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Jan 10, 2018 03:11
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Legal talk is bullshit wizard talk anyway, wake me up when someone becomes cursed by the bullshit wizard talk and has to shut down a dream as a result
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Jan 10, 2018 03:12
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If anyone unequivocally and substantially brings up this exclusively poo poo anew I'm going to
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Jan 10, 2018 03:15
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Legal Strikes Back - Anew Hope
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Jan 10, 2018 03:16
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Dusty Lens posted:It was in the episode where Judge Dredd and Magneto fight crime together but oh no here comes Batguy. Well I don't even know where to begin with this post... so I will just have to point out that you, sir, are a blasphemer (blas-for-me, blas-for-you). Please dont provoke me to yet another meltdown, I cant survive 3 in one night. Just say something conciliatory such as "Judge Dredd is cool and good" or "Judge Dredd never ever ever ever ... ever ever shows his face" not asking for a friend, just asking for my blood pressure.
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Jan 10, 2018 03:18
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Byolante posted:Please type 'anew' not 'a new' otherwise ESLs will wonder what this It's a Gnu. A gnother Gnu. Massive internet points for whoever gets my particularly obscure reference.
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Galarox posted:Well I don't even know where to begin with this post... so I will just have to point out that you, sir, are a blasphemer (blas-for-me, blas-for-you). Please dont provoke me to yet another meltdown, I cant survive 3 in one night. Just say something conciliatory such as "Judge Dredd is cool and good" or "Judge Dredd never ever ever ever ... ever ever shows his face" not asking for a friend, just asking for my blood pressure. Alot of people don't know this but Judge Dredd's Zorro mask was retconned in, the original 1920's serial had him wearing a tophat and monacle.
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Jan 10, 2018 03:21
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Raskolnikov posted:If anyone unequivocally and substantially brings up this exclusively poo poo anew I'm going to  Ras FTW
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Jan 10, 2018 03:23
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 Um Relay has transcripts for AtV. Like 5,000 word full transcripts, holy poo poo.https://relay.sc/transcript/around-the-verse-thanksgiving-burndown CryTek help these poor bastards.
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Jan 10, 2018 03:25
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Scruffpuff posted:Alot of people don't know this but Judge Dredd's Zorro mask was retconned in, the original 1920's serial had him wearing a tophat and monacle. Hrrrngh - You're getting Dredd wrong. I am so triggered. WTF is this disrespect to the God of Murican justice? Top Hat and Monacle? I know where you live!
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Galarox posted:Hrrrngh - You're gatting Dredd wrong. I am so triggered. WTF is this disrespect to the God of Murican justice? Top Hat and Monacle? I know where you live! Looks like wot your breakin the law guvnah!
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