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Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
BC


Phoebe and her Unicorn


Baldo


Wizard of Id


Big Nate


Curtis

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


RandomPauI posted:

Dustin, where's the joke? How is that a joke? And why do you keep letting some strangers kid into your parents house?

The joke is "eat" and "teeth". Because it hasn't lost any teeth, it's better at eating.



It's not so much a joke as what you would get if someone who doesn't speak English very well tried to make a pun.

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
Pop Team Epic


Squirrel Nuts

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Is this an edit?

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Tunicate posted:

Is this an edit?

Nope. The munted sack of terrible cartoonist behind Baldo seems to think someone whose age is in the single digits can comprehend relativistic physics.

Also it's not true. It hasn't been proved that photons have mass.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Ballard Street

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

TofuDiva posted:

Ballard Street



How do I get in?

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
Ham Shears rules and I'm glad to see it being posted.

The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Old New Yorker Cartoons

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

what the gently caress she actually does want to gently caress the snowman

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Hjalmar posted:

what the gently caress she actually does want to gently caress the snowman

I'll be back in a minute. I need to go grab a really large bottle of gin.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set is lost in the details.


Working Daze is a pain.


Super-Fun-Pak Comix keeps on slippin' into the future.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Comic book legend and Marvel creator Stan Lee accused of sexual harassment


Dennis the Menace


Mary Worth


The Other Coast


Strange Brew


Ziggy

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Nekonaughey


That bear's seen some poo poo it was Day Hard 4.0 aka Live Free or Day Hard

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life
Now that Gilchrist is available, do you think he can take over and therefore improve this strip?

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


I'm glad the last Bad Machinery machinery post has intrigued so many. And now...the continuation.



RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


OH! I think I saw the Batman! The Animated Series episode that's inspired the current Skip dating storyline.

In the show, there was a creepy guy who mind controls someone to be his girlfriend and changes how she looks. Only, creepy-guy only made his dreamgirl dress like a doll while Skip's been somehow injecting his fat into whatshername's body.

Any minute now some superhero is going to show up and punch the mind control out of black lady before beating up Skip and putting him in an insane asylum. Skip's roommate will be there too on a preventative hold.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


RandomPauI posted:

OH! I think I saw the Batman! The Animated Series episode that's inspired the current Skip dating storyline.

In the show, there was a creepy guy who mind controls someone to be his girlfriend and changes how she looks. Only, creepy-guy only made his dreamgirl dress like a doll while Skip's been somehow injecting his fat into whatshername's body.

Any minute now some superhero is going to show up and punch the mind control out of black lady before beating up Skip and putting him in an insane asylum. Skip's roommate will be there too on a preventative hold.
I wouldn't be surprised if Skip's friend was the supervillain in that scenario, controlling them both.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Skip's friend strikes me more like Mr. Freeze who married a watch from the '80s instead of a beautiful woman who taught him how to live life.

Edit: Confession time. I know the villain in the mind control episode was the Mad Hatter and that he made a work-friend into Alice using a computer chip and that Batman didn't punch everyone violently that episode. I just really want Skip to get hit repeatedly.

RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Jan 10, 2018

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (June 12, 2006)



Arlo and Janis Classic (June 12, 1996)



Garfield Classic (June 12, 1986)

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Hjalmar posted:

what the gently caress she actually does want to gently caress the snowman

This storyline has coldcocked me with its hosed up ness

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Is Reddick going to try to pass off Frosty as a nerd icon?

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Frosty is the pop culture icon closest in shape to Skip and that's about it.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Prof. Filutek (February 15th, 1948)



The good prof. is kind of a dick.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

FrumpleOrz posted:

Hagar The Horrible


Guys,
I don't believe that Hägar the Horrible is a very historically accurate comic. Disappointing.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Ziggy actually comes out ahead for once!

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Today's Garf


Zippy


Ripley's

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles


Ham Shears




The Creeps

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2005 Spiderman









The Amazing Blood Donation


Magnificatz

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Buni



Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Selachian posted:


Pros and Cons



Good pie crusts aren't easily made. Keeping the butter cold, not over working it, blind baking... ugh

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Why did you draw your own Retail strip??

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

TRILLION TRILLION (Double trillion!)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Does this only look weird to me because she's in profile?

F Minus



Mark Trail



OK that's legit interesting, James.

Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Geez June you are in a public place and this is only the second time you've seen them. Chill out a little bit.

Apartment 3-G

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

It's just dawned on me that I've been mixing up George Carlin and Louis C.K. in my head

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
BC


Phoebe


Wizard of Id


Wallace the Brave


Curtis

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readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
The seagulls in WTB are the best thing in this thread and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

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