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Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
https://youtu.be/fX5k2hdPc10

I hope this happens, in real life, soon.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
john malkovich as lennie small was the superior idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR2Uon5BWC0

why is gary sinise always paired with those guys? the stand, of mice and men, forrest gump :tinfoil: gary sinise is the go-to retard companinion. hes holding my hand right now in fact

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


I thought this thread was about something else entirely.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
The stand sounds cool until you realize you can't smell a book, and in reality, everyone dying would smell very bad.

It would be a lot less gross if everyone got raptured or turned into tang instead of just rotting.

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Rotting corpses fuel my trees. I’m concerned about overpopulation anyway

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I'm the fat self hating dork that mows his lawn while crying.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
The stand was a good tv movie. Why did you feel the need to make a thread about it OP?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Blood In, Blood Out is also...not the movie you'd think it was.
You seen it?

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

I.C. posted:

Blood In, Blood Out is also...not the movie you'd think it was.
You seen it?

I hadn't, but it looks good. Just ordered the dvd from netflix, so I'll be watching it soon.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

my dog died im sad posted:

I hadn't, but it looks good. Just ordered the dvd from netflix, so I'll be watching it soon.

Right on...

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe

my dog died im sad posted:

The stand was a good tv movie. Why did you feel the need to make a thread about it OP?

My lovely directional state school is stealing my funding

E: how dogshit is the American school system that I, a person trying to loving keep the world
from killing itself out of its own stupidity, can’t pay my loving utilities.

Seriously, I live in Eastern Washington University. Tell your congressperson to stop yokels from loving me in the rear end

Seriously, I’ve received less than 10k in funding over the past year and a half and I proved abiogenesis, explained cryptology to old people, and kept countless incels from suiciding by way of cop

I’m seriously considering just burning all my notes and journals because nothing matters no one cares. Oh and then blowing my loving brains out because gently caress you, I’m completely indifferent between life and death. I’ve been told, repeatedly, that apparently I’m not worth anything

Lurks Morington fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Jan 10, 2018

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

my dog died im sad posted:

Just ordered the dvd from netflix
lmao

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
hell that book loving owns

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Volcott posted:

The stand sounds cool until you realize you can't smell a book, and in reality, everyone dying would smell very bad.

It would be a lot less gross if everyone got raptured or turned into tang instead of just rotting.

wasn't that why larry and the first of his three interchangeable female companions left manhattan? like the miasma was going to become actually unbearable in the summer and they had to gtfo and that's why they went through that confusing nightmare sequence in the lincoln tunnel

then there was also a pretty big to do about clearing out the bodies when they got to boulder

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

the stand is really great if you put it down halfway through and dont finish it

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
slim jims, slim loving slim jims, cos thats chow!

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
My life for you as I killmyself. Seriously, you UN grateful countryI hope a gram negative plague
depopulates you worthless know nothings

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Oh no! You don’t know how to culture bacteria?!? Tough. Die of a staphylococcal infection. gently caress m, you forgot how to kindle? poo poo, hope you brought a bone saw. Jesus says you can’t you birth control? Die of aids, in hell, gently caress you

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Tarnation! You can shoot a gun but you didn’t put it in a safe?!! I’m so glad you had children! gently caress you’re so loving smart you homeschooled your children! Wow congrats, maybe you can gently caress them and repopulate the earth, just like you saw on a loving tv special

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Gee wilikers you were mean to poor old Sam, gently caress that sucks he’s moving away, and taking all his useless, sinful, worthless knowledge with him

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
That’s what economists call “brain drain” and it’s what happens in 3rd world loving countries!!!!!!!!!! Dujejrie You rudejejrjdms owiejejfvo[

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

:yikes:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't remember the parts of the book that Lurks mentioned

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
The part where everyone dies

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9hSEwy8ZORc

Moooooooooooon!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

sup nath

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Yo. B)

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I haven't watched the stand in years so I forget but were there titties in it

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Yeah my man hosed so good her hair turned white

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

Lurks Morington posted:

Yeah my man hosed so good her hair turned white

Settle down Beavis

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip7PPGS7TpE

LMBO this guy is incapable of anything other than Patrick Star. It must be pretty funny having a voice and physical features that makes every director think "now that's the retard I had envisioned!"

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgu6uPfMIhU

efb

nah
Mar 16, 2009

the first 20% of the book was really good adn then it got really boring

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
M O O N thay spells enjoying hurting other people. :murder:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

nah posted:

the first 20% of the book was really good adn then it got really boring

You should find an old copy from the 70's or 80's when the dates are set in the 70's-90's, when it was edited, before it was replaced with the complete and uncut version.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Former DILF posted:

the stand is really great if you put it down halfway through and dont finish it

Truth. The anthology of survival stories (man stuck in a jail cell, pretty woman who uses her dad's old gun (that explodes in her hand due to neglect) to defend herself from local weirdo, etc.) are very interesting. The overarching "good v evil" plot is not.

Lurks Morington
Aug 7, 2016

by Smythe
Stephen king is at his best writing short stories or character studies. The stand was also heavily steeped in Cold War, we’re all going to die, nonsense.

I also was thinking about the one where they put people into stasis when they go to mars and a kid palms the drugs and comes out the other side crazy because the space ship gets close to c and he basically lives an eternity but his body is still a kid.

What I’m saying is that I’ve been in a self imposed isolation for too long and I want to kill myself. And I’ve been basically gas lit for the past 7 or so years because no one will believe me, so I want to find someone and splatter my brains into their cloths

Lurks Morington fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Jan 10, 2018

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Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
You're a strange dude Mr. Morington.

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