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BEST KONG This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong	76	6.13%
Diddie Kong	75	6.05%
Dixie Kong	84	6.77%
Lankey Kong	129	10.40%
Funky Kong	189	15.24%
Mario	198	15.97%
Tiny Kony	65	5.24%
Candy Kong	61	4.92%
Chunky Kong	89	7.18%
Cranky Kong	125	10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.)	149	12.02%
Total:	719 votes

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Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

I can't believe Caleb's loving dead.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:44

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 07:48

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Zivilyn Bane posted:

I can't believe Caleb's loving dead.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:44

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

that was loving terrible

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:44

Zeikier: Jan 26, 2010; "This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."

Alright I might turn in, or at least invest less in the stream for the rest of the night. Take care, goons, it's been spoopy!

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:44

a penus: Aug 14, 2004; see you next mission

Turok 2: Some Dinosaurs, Mostly Men

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:45

singateco: Jan 28, 2013

lmao Jay Wilson made this game

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:45

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

dkc music makes me feel more nostalgic than anything in the universe, man

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:45

Meowywitch: Jan 14, 2010; Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

blood 2 is a better game than turok 2

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:45

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Enter the Matrix and WWF Attitude are the two games i remember when first playing and instantly knowing "this is a bad game".

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:45

felch me daddy jr.: Oct 30, 2009

"my mom lost 3 siblings in 7 months to cancer in 2017"

drat, that's some rough RNG

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:45

a penus: Aug 14, 2004; see you next mission

tyblazitar posted:

"my mom lost 3 siblings in 7 months to cancer in 2017"

drat, that's some rough RNG

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:46

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

singateco posted:

lmao Jay Wilson made this game

Jay Wilson killed Diablo 3 before it started

Then he did World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor

Now this

That man may be the worst high level game runner ever

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:46

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

turok 2 kicks rear end solely because it's got the most metal weapon in existence

CEREBRAL
A HOMING PROJECTILE CAPABLE
OF LATCHING ONTO ITS VICTIM'S HEADS
DRILLING INTO THEIR SKULLS
AND EXPLODING
BORE

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:47

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

Lid posted:

Jay Wilson killed Diablo 3 before it started

Then he did World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor

Now this

That man may be the worst high level game runner ever

dennis dyack will always, always be the worst. always.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:47

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

Getting out of bed right in time for Turok 2 ftw

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:48

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

HonorableTB posted:

turok 2 kicks rear end solely because it's got the most metal weapon in existence

CEREBRAL
A HOMING PROJECTILE CAPABLE
OF LATCHING ONTO ITS VICTIM'S HEADS
DRILLING INTO THEIR SKULLS
AND EXPLODING
BORE

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:48

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

i still have a massive soft spot for turok 2. was a really weird and clunky but sort of charming game

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:48

victrix: Oct 30, 2007

financially racist posted:

dennis dyack will always, always be the worst. always.

Cleve Blakemore and Derek Smart are quality as well

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:49

a penus: Aug 14, 2004; see you next mission

HonorableTB posted:

turok 2 kicks rear end solely because it's got the most metal weapon in existence

CEREBRAL
A HOMING PROJECTILE CAPABLE
OF LATCHING ONTO ITS VICTIM'S HEADS
DRILLING INTO THEIR SKULLS
AND EXPLODING
BORE

that's a fuckin mega man boss

or is that the joke i'm so tired

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:49

Erata: May 11, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

"So should we make the game jump to the credits or leave the timer in for Caleb's cutscene" Im no game designer though.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:49

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

alf_pogs posted:

i still have a massive soft spot for turok 2. was a really weird and clunky but sort of charming game

n64 games.txt

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:49

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

HonorableTB posted:

turok 2 kicks rear end solely because it's got the most metal weapon in existence

CEREBRAL
A HOMING PROJECTILE CAPABLE
OF LATCHING ONTO ITS VICTIM'S HEADS
DRILLING INTO THEIR SKULLS
AND EXPLODING
BORE

That's pretty hardcore for a megaman boss

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:49

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

whoever said WWF Attitude was a bad game has wrong opinions about games hth

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:50

Erata: May 11, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Turok 2 HD is pretty good, but it still didn't age quite as well as my memories of the N64 version. Turok 1 HD did though.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:50

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

I might fall asleep during Turok because it is very bed time but we'll see.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:51

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

HonorableTB posted:

whoever said WWF Attitude was a bad game has wrong opinions about games hth

Lets compare it to WCW/nWo Revenge at the same time

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:51

TeaJay: Oct 9, 2012

Awright, I'm off, I'll pop back at some point in the NES block (which seems to be pretty much the rest of the day here in EU land)

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:51

a penus: Aug 14, 2004; see you next mission

another alaskan, woo

jsyk it's 11:51p tuesday here because i know everyone was dying to know

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:52

Bholder: Feb 26, 2013

voltcatfish posted:

blood 2 is a better game than turok 2

I played the poo poo out Blood 2 back in the day but this is just wrong

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:52

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

financially racist posted:

dennis dyack will always, always be the worst. always.

He at least can point to Blood Omen and Eternal Darkness

Jay Wilson can't even do that.

Blizzard had to release entire exp[ansion packs to fix his gently caress ups (yes, Legion i am counting as a "fix" to WoD even though WoW expansions are like the seasons)

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:53

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

a penus posted:

another alaskan, woo

jsyk it's 11:51p tuesday here because i know everyone was dying to know

i'm in seattle, we're not that far apart

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:54

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

Lid posted:

He at least can point to Blood Omen and Eternal Darkness

Jay Wilson can't even do that.

Blizzard had to release entire exp[ansion packs to fix his gently caress ups (yes, Legion i am counting as a "fix" to WoD even though WoW expansions are like the seasons)

legion was for the most part supposed to be the 2nd half of Warlords but WoD was such a shitshow that even Blizz recognized that if they didnt abort mission ahead of time there wouldnt be a playerbase left for the cool Legion stuff

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:55

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

Lid posted:

He at least can point to Blood Omen and Eternal Darkness

Jay Wilson can't even do that.

Blizzard had to release entire exp[ansion packs to fix his gently caress ups (yes, Legion i am counting as a "fix" to WoD even though WoW expansions are like the seasons)

dyack deserves no credit for eternal darkness, that game was on fire before nintendo sent miyamoto over there to make it not suck poo poo through a straw. he's also just a grade a piece of human garbage to boot.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 09:55