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BEST KONG
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Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Holy poo poo that's ridiculous

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felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

The Lobster posted:

If any of you guys sent this to Eli he's thrilled!





this is amazing :unsmith:

i swear i'll send a postcard next time i go out (so probably next week)

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
30 seconds iframes? :psypop:

Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!
This is like that Bucky O'Hare hard run from a couple GDQs back

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Anyone know what the bonus game for Setup Block 3 is?

hemoptysis
Jan 4, 2007

y-y-YAY
:ohdear:
:stare: well that was some blood

Fresh Shesh Besh
May 15, 2013

30 second iframes, but he still gets faster when you hit him lmao

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


God drat, everything sprays blood in this game like a garden hose.

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


Here comes the best rat.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

this whole game is those shirts where there's a dog proudly saying politically incorrect things

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Dunban posted:

Anyone know what the bonus game for Setup Block 3 is?

Don't think they've announced it yet

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

raditts posted:

Hahahah, the boss is invulnerable for the first 30 seconds
Battletoads is such wonderful bullshit

the boss is invincible AND it becomes more aggressive the more you hit it

So if you're some poor kid playing this you're making the boss stronger with no benefit to you and you have no idea its happening lol

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

punch him in the DICK

Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!
DICKPUNCH

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
isn't that one of the biker mice from mars

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
WOW

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Hitting the boss in the balls

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



The best(?) thing about Battletoads arcade is that it's only half finished.

hemoptysis
Jan 4, 2007

y-y-YAY
:ohdear:

Waffles Inc. posted:

this whole game is those shirts where there's a dog proudly saying politically incorrect things

keep your PAWS off my MANGA

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


RATED E FOR EVERYONE?!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Random Stranger posted:

The best(?) thing about Battletoads arcade is that it's only half finished.

Seeing how ridiculous this game is, honestly, I'm sad this is the case.

publishko
Feb 16, 2014
The attitude era sure did age well

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

is that a bathroom

these evil space mice have unisex bathrooms that's cool

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Waffles Inc. posted:

is that a bathroom

these evil space mice have unisex bathrooms that's cool

Space rats are a progressive race

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



DizzyBum posted:

Seeing how ridiculous this game is, honestly, I'm sad this is the case.

It's one of the more miserable beat-'em-ups I've played and I don't think the machine was set to max difficulty. Having it go on longer would have been so painful.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
That bullet mechanic is so stupid

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Thaat's insanely hosed up about the gun and that boss

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


"It's offscreen now, so it's censored"

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


A gun that fires two blanks first before good shots sounds like a Rare programming idea, yeah.

abraxas
Apr 6, 2004

"It's a Yuletide!"




Oh uh sorry good mouse, I didn't mean to interrupt your pooping.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

a gun does the same amount of damage as getting punched in the balls

that checks out

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
TOUCHDOWN

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


The Nutcracker Attack

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
TOUCHDOWN

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



So we're all just ignoring that one of his attacks is jerking off large enemies, right?

Good.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
"I'm gonna do an extremely risky strat cause I'm dumb...

"can confirm..."

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

oh y'all weren't kidding i mean it's not just that the models line up so that it's a coincidence that he's getting punched in the dilz it's that it's explicitly an attack on that mouse's dick and balls

hemoptysis
Jan 4, 2007

y-y-YAY
:ohdear:
GAME BROKE

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

lmfao PJs controller broke mid game

classic PJ

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Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things
lol, of course, PJ

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