AGDQ2018 Chat Thread [Intelligent] [Humorous] [Tasteful]

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BEST KONG This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong	76	6.13%
Diddie Kong	75	6.05%
Dixie Kong	84	6.77%
Lankey Kong	129	10.40%
Funky Kong	189	15.24%
Mario	198	15.97%
Tiny Kony	65	5.24%
Candy Kong	61	4.92%
Chunky Kong	89	7.18%
Cranky Kong	125	10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.)	149	12.02%
Total:	719 votes

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Kaubocks: Apr 13, 2011

Ramos posted:

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:45

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 05:27

SpaceDrake: Dec 22, 2006; I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

This has been A Good GDQ so far. I am glad I get to watch it live. :unsmith:

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:46

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

tyblazitar posted:

i guess "lone wolf shooter" carried implications they were uncomfortable with

samus is chris kyle but a woman

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:46

Unreal_One: Aug 18, 2010; Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

JethroMcB posted:

what is this poo poo, Master Chief is a 7 foot tall bald albino

The height part is actually right; Samus is like 6'6" :eng101:

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:46

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

tyblazitar posted:

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:46

felch me daddy jr.: Oct 30, 2009

Regy Rusty posted:

Man we haven't had a bad run all day

One more till WARIO LAND 4 get hype

i looked through the list and was surprised to find you're correct (although i missed the first couple of runs)

not bad for a day where i wasn't really excited for anything

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:47

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

hahahaha "Coke.... like cola"

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:47

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Unreal_One posted:

The height part is actually right; Samus is like 6'6"

i think she's 6'3" according to the super metroid info. granted, sakamoto shrunk her for other m but we don't talk about that

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:47

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

OH MY GODDDDDD

METROID

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:47

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

get that OUT of my face posted:

i think she's 6'3" according to the super metroid info. granted, sakamoto shrunk her for other m but we don't talk about that

tell me more about this...small metroid...

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:48

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Your Computer posted:

oh i know this one

red and green huh

mario and luigi??

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:48

Kaubocks: Apr 13, 2011

get that OUT of my face posted:

i think she's 6'3" according to the super metroid info. granted, sakamoto shrunk her for other m but we don't talk about that

in my fan fiction samus is eleven feet tall

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:48

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Majuju posted:

tell me more about this...small metroid...

It went something like this:

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:48

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

Majuju posted:

tell me more about this...small metroid...

please don't post smol metroid

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:48

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

Ramos posted:

It went something like this:

goddamnit

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:49

LAY-ZX: Nov 10, 2009

Kaubocks posted:

in my fan fiction samus is eleven feet tall

same but with a 0 at the end

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:49

hemoptysis: Jan 4, 2007; y-y-YAY

Dias posted:

please don't post smol metroid

mods are asleep,

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:49

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Dias posted:

please don't post smol metroid

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:49

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

Kaubocks posted:

in my fan fiction samus is eleven feet tall

get out cabbagepots

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:49

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Ramos posted:

It went something like this:

what the christ

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:49

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

quick post the smol-est pics u got

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:49

felch me daddy jr.: Oct 30, 2009

the correct dev response:

https://twitter.com/yokotaro/status/818064875456843780

"Because of the brouhaha over 2Bs butt, there are loads of rude drawings and whatnot being uploaded [online]. And since going around and collecting them is a pain, Id like it if I could get them sent in a zip file every week."

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:50

LAY-ZX: Nov 10, 2009

HonorableTB posted:

quick post the smol-est pics u got

stop this at once

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:50

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b7j_n_i0fA

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:50

uh oh pancho!: Sep 3, 2004; THE MARATHON WAS COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY CLEAR TIME SGDQ18

Majuju posted:

tell me more about this...small metroid...

think like,

tall mario

e:fb

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:50

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

HonorableTB posted:

quick post the smol-est pics u got

oh great now this page is cursed too

e: oh nvm its page 444 this page is very cursed

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:50

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

tyblazitar posted:

the correct dev response:

https://twitter.com/yokotaro/status/818064875456843780

"Because of the brouhaha over 2Bs butt, there are loads of rude drawings and whatnot being uploaded [online]. And since going around and collecting them is a pain, Id like it if I could get them sent in a zip file every week."

yoko taro is good and powerful

# ? Jan 10, 2018 20:51