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BEST KONG
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Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

HonorableTB posted:

youre all kiddin that sunshine is 3 hours right


right

6:16 PM Super Mario Sunshine AverageTrey
3:15:00 120 Shines — Gamecube Edobean

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LAY-ZX
Nov 10, 2009

I forgot about the loving cereal box amiibo

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
There are 5 hours of mario between us and the good stuff. I'm going to build some ikea tables.

Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

SMB3 is rated above SMW, i approve

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



5/5 mastahpeece

uh oh pancho!
Sep 3, 2004

THE MARATHON WAS COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY

CLEAR TIME SGDQ18

need clips of that spikevegeta monch

abraxas
Apr 6, 2004

"It's a Yuletide!"




good luck winning that Switch

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

uhhh why isn't yoshi's island at the top of this list?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



HonorableTB posted:

youre all kiddin that sunshine is 3 hours right


right

It's Sunshine. One. Hundred. Percent.

Get ready for stupid coin collecting for an hour and a half of that.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011


move up 3d world and toss sunshine in a dumpster and we've got a deal

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.


correct rankings

LAY-ZX
Nov 10, 2009


Nuclear take: Super Mario 64 aged terribly and does not stand up any more

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


wahey race time woop woop

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

mario sunshine is three tiers too high

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
gently caress it, if 3 hours of sunshine is the price of entry to see superman 64



:getin:

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

LAY-ZX posted:

Nuclear take: Super Mario 64 aged terribly and does not stand up any more

you're not wrong

but it's a good mario game

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

LAY-ZX posted:

Nuclear take: Super Mario 64 aged terribly and does not stand up any more

i just played it three days ago and no its still amazing

abraxas
Apr 6, 2004

"It's a Yuletide!"




I super don't give a gently caress about Yoshi's Island... I'm sorry everyone :(

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i just want nintendo to make another yoshi game as good as yoshi's island. part of the reason i hated yoshi's story was that it was piss easy and 100%ing it gave you no real rewards. i never bothered playing any of them since

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

HonorableTB posted:

gently caress it, if 3 hours of sunshine is the price of entry to see superman 64



:getin:

i mean

you could just not watch it

nobody here is going to tell on you

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Kaubocks posted:

i mean

you could just not watch it

nobody here is going to tell on you

i choose to count it as the previews for the awful game block

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

get that OUT of my face posted:

i just want nintendo to make another yoshi game as good as yoshi's island. part of the reason i hated yoshi's story was that it was piss easy and 100%ing it gave you no real rewards. i never bothered playing any of them since

you haven't missed anything really, none of them are as good as yoshi's island which is a masterpiece

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




That might be the worst chart I've seen since the price of bitcoin.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
oh no the attack button died

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
did notch donate yet

I'm real excited for a repeat of last time

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

abraxas posted:

I super don't give a gently caress about Yoshi's Island... I'm sorry everyone :(
your heart is devoid of joy

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

LAY-ZX posted:

Nuclear take: Super Mario 64 aged terribly and does not stand up any more

honestly no, it's still super fun

Kaubocks posted:

i mean

you could just not watch it

nobody here is going to tell on you

i will

Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!

corn on the cop posted:

mario sunshine is three tiers too high

Swap sunshine and mario 2

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Kaubocks posted:

i mean

you could just not watch it

nobody here is going to tell on you

but then how will they remain in the top poster rankings?

Incoherence
May 22, 2004

POYO AND TEAR

get that OUT of my face posted:

i just want nintendo to make another yoshi game as good as yoshi's island. part of the reason i hated yoshi's story was that it was piss easy and 100%ing it gave you no real rewards. i never bothered playing any of them since
There was the stealth sequel Yoshi's Island DS, but that game is weirdly difficult.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


get that OUT of my face posted:

i just want nintendo to make another yoshi game as good as yoshi's island. part of the reason i hated yoshi's story was that it was piss easy and 100%ing it gave you no real rewards. i never bothered playing any of them since

100%ing yoshi's woolly world is as hard as a coffin nail. great game too, shame it was released on wii u. i hope the switch one is as good as it.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
most 3d n64 games haven't aged well including the ones people think are good

that's because they were programmed for the poo poo-rear end n64 controller layout

Sage Grimm
Feb 18, 2013

Let's go explorin' little dude!

Dias posted:

oh no the attack button died

It gets better worse.

abraxas
Apr 6, 2004

"It's a Yuletide!"




get that OUT of my face posted:

your heart is devoid of joy

sadly closer to the truth than you might think

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
So where on that chart are the bad mario games?

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

hot mario ranking tank: both Galaxy games are bad and don't have any of the fun exploring a somewhat open-ended level like Sunshine/Odyssey/64 but also lack the more platform-focused challenges of the original games or the 3D World games and end up just being glorified tours for 98% of the game until you unlock the final, actual fun levels

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012



I don't think that's how giantism works.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Soup du Jour posted:

but then how will they remain in the top poster rankings?

i guarantee you i could just say poo poo like "woah sick jump!!" and "lol FLUDD" and nobody here would ever know i wasn't actually watching the run

that said i think i have more wow raids tonight so i won't get to put this to the test

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Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

back home just in time for yoshi's island :getin:

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