AGDQ2018 Chat Thread [Intelligent] [Humorous] [Tasteful]

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BEST KONG This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong	76	6.13%
Diddie Kong	75	6.05%
Dixie Kong	84	6.77%
Lankey Kong	129	10.40%
Funky Kong	189	15.24%
Mario	198	15.97%
Tiny Kony	65	5.24%
Candy Kong	61	4.92%
Chunky Kong	89	7.18%
Cranky Kong	125	10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.)	149	12.02%
Total:	719 votes

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Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Ramos posted:

YOSHI IS A HORSE ACTUALLY

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:21

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 09:45

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Hellioning posted:

The GBA port is on the 3DS/Wii U virtual console. Look for Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3.

don't do this, get a SNES classic and play the version on there

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:21

LAY-ZX: Nov 10, 2009

grand theft grotto posted:

It's impossible to scroll right to left on an SNES

Haha what

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:22

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

dinosaur checks out

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:22

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

In a game full of good music, Cave Music is Best Music.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:22

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Zore posted:

Everyone booed him

lol i bet he wont donate again then except unless anonymously

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:22

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

the gba port of yoshi's island has the same problem as basically all the snes to gba ports where they decided to put in more modern sound effects for the player character

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:23

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

grand theft grotto posted:

It's impossible to scroll right to left on an SNES so they used a bit of trickery by having the Super FX chip horizontally flip all the game visuals for the level

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:23

Hellioning: Jun 27, 2008

get that OUT of my face posted:

don't do this, get a SNES classic and play the version on there

I mean, yes, selling your soul to get one of those is an option.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:23

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Burt is probably the boringest character on the planet that people get all up in arms about the portrayal of regularly. I cannot believe Yoshi Island ruined the characterization of a ball who stripped down to nothing to show off some anime crotch if you hit him with eggs enough.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:23

LAY-ZX: Nov 10, 2009

Brother Entropy posted:

the gba port of yoshi's island has the same problem as basically all the snes to gba ports where they decided to put in more modern sound effects for the player character

Don't they also just cleanly chop off the top and bottom of the screen to fit the GBA aspect ratio?

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:24

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

TOUCH FUZZY

GET DIZZY

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:24

Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

The big Yoshi question:

Are those shoes or his feet?

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:24

Sage Grimm: Feb 18, 2013; Let's go explorin' little dude!

Oil! posted:

The big Yoshi question:

Are those shoes or his feet?

Yes

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:24

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Brother Entropy posted:

the gba port of yoshi's island has the same problem as basically all the snes to gba ports where they decided to put in more modern sound effects for the player character

i loving hate post-story yoshi noises. also the small screen size reaaaaaally doesn't work for Yoshi's Island

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:24

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

Ramos posted:

Burt is probably the boringest character on the planet that people get all up in arms about the portrayal of regularly. I cannot believe Yoshi Island ruined the characterization of a ball who stripped down to nothing to show off some anime crotch if you hit him with eggs enough.

burt not show off, burt bashful

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:24

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Oil! posted:

The big Yoshi question:

Are those shoes or his feet?

Shoes, of course. He's a horse. He has horse shoes.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:24

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

Regy Rusty posted:

TOUCH FUZZY

GET DIZZY

Words I have lived by

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:24

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

LEGALIZE FUZZY :ducksiren:

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:25

Erata: May 11, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Don't make Yoshi do drugs on Dinosaur Island, gamers!!!

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:25

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

Oil! posted:

The big Yoshi question:

Are those shoes or his feet?

Much like Kirby, we're better off not knowing

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:25

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Regy Rusty posted:

TOUCH FUZZY

GET DIZZY

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:25

LAY-ZX: Nov 10, 2009

Dunban posted:

LEGALIZE FUZZY

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:25

mangler103: Jun 6, 2003; Metroid sighting huh? Well, I did just pour this coffee...it will still be there tomorrow.

HonorableTB posted:

is it available on virtual console? ive got a switch and a wii U on the way but i can't be assed to track down a SNES and a copy of the cart because its bound to be about a jillion dollars

The cart is about $30, but still a lot for a game from the mid 90s.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:25