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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > AGDQ2018 Chat Thread [Intelligent] [Humorous] [Tasteful]
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BEST KONG
This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

 ill save you mullet kid

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Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Cory in the Blouse posted:



my favorite MMX4 meme

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
thanks james olsen

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a penus
Aug 14, 2004



see you next mission
JIMOTHY

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 23 minutes!

Max Wilco posted:

Superman animated series

i believe it is pronounced "batman"

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Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

 superman’s friend, jimmy olsen!

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
That mullet

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Zeikier
Jan 26, 2010

"This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."


 Punch RNG

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hemoptysis
Jan 4, 2007

y-y-YAY
:ohdear:

Ramos posted:

SUPER
SEARCHES OUT RINGS
TO GET TO MISSIONS
AND THEN GENTLY BUMPS
INTO HENCHMEN
MAN
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Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Cory in the Blouse posted:



Is that an oops i dropped it or hahaha they'll never find it here!

The world will never know

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



 Tiny Jimmy Olson will never grow up to be Giant Turtle Olson.

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Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

Octatonic posted:

ill save you mullet kid

oh thats jimmy wtf

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hemoptysis
Jan 4, 2007

y-y-YAY
:ohdear:
"theres all these sound effects"

BAWK

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Cory in the Blouse posted:



SUPER
YOU HAVE TO FIND LUTHOR'S
ACCESS CARD. IT'S THE ONLY
WAY TO DEACTIVATE THOSE
SHADOW CREEPS
I SAW HIM DROP IT
UNDER HIS BLACK CAR
MAN

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Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
 Did that tank just grunt?

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timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
Punch RNG? Sounds like Morrowind :smug:

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Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!
ICE THOSE NUKES

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hemoptysis
Jan 4, 2007

y-y-YAY
:ohdear:

axeil posted:

SUPER
YOU HAVE TO FIND LUTHOR'S
ACCESS CARD. IT'S THE ONLY
WAY TO DEACTIVATE THOSE
SHADOW CREEPS
I SAW HIM DROP IT
UNDER HIS BLACK CAR
MAN
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Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

Not Thin and Useful

 Hi Jimmy.

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DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
jimmy olsen... is a ghost???

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
JIMMY WHAT

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D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

 oh my loving god, jimmy

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Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

axeil posted:

SUPER
YOU HAVE TO FIND LUTHOR'S
ACCESS CARD. IT'S THE ONLY
WAY TO DEACTIVATE THOSE
SHADOW CREEPS
I SAW HIM DROP IT
UNDER HIS BLACK CAR
MAN
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felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
 getting rekt by skateboard kid here

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MatchaZed
Feb 14, 2010

We Can Do It!


 Ice blocks kryptonite rays?!?

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Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
even Jimmy has phasing

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pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
 KID IS A BETTER loving HERO THAN SUPERMAN

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Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...


 Darkseed? SpikeVegeta, no

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DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


 Super door ignoring powers

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EGSunBro
Nov 1, 2012

PEPSI FOR TV-GAME
 Jimmy don't care about walls lmao

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Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


 Kid more powerful than Superman

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Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
 Jimmy Olsen seems to have kept his walk through walls powers from that one comic.

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Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


 walls are just suggestions

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


 Why is Jimmy a, uh, little person? Is this canon?

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Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

 " this is a big moment in the run"

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New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Superman's greatest foe: Mike Dawson

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Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

 superman aint no bitch

he dont need no iframes lmao

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

 World of Cardboard not as good a speech in this game

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Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
Olsen knows speed tech.

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Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!
*Bodies the boss*

"Gwah!"

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