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BEST KONG
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Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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Kooriken
Dec 27, 2012

This thread is beneath my talent, but I....shall elevate it.
What the actual gently caress is going on in this game

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Is it just kissing before marriage? Because I think the Arabian Nights stories have other things that they can do in them.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Internet Kraken posted:

mmmmmmmmmMMMM?
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Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

New Concept Hole posted:

Can't believe Catechumen sold well enough to make another game

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
climb the vase to break it lmao

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

New Concept Hole posted:

Can't believe Catechumen sold well enough to make another game

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

PLEASE gif standing on the jar and breaking it.

LAY-ZX
Nov 10, 2009

just step on the jar

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
why does the damsel have a butthole rendered above her loincloth

hemoptysis
Jan 4, 2007

y-y-YAY
:ohdear:
everything happens so much

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!

New Concept Hole posted:

Can't believe Catechumen sold well enough to make another game

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
crush those vases under your weight

ZypherIM
Nov 8, 2010

"I want to see what she's in love with."

I keep thinking hes going out of bounds, but then he collects items so you're clearly supposed to go there.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

New Concept Hole posted:

Can't believe Catechumen sold well enough to make another game

Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!
Is this the horniest game in the marathon thus far?

MatchaZed
Feb 14, 2010

We Can Do It!


you climb on jars to break them???

lmao

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



gently caress Link and his loser way of grabbing people's vases and throwing them.

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Brossentia has the physique required to stand on a jar and break it, he should try it

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!

Random Stranger posted:

gently caress Link and his loser way of grabbing people's vases and throwing them.

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


New Concept Hole posted:

Can't believe Catechumen sold well enough to make another game

Catechumen would NEVER have visible nips.


They'd be comically sized laser angel swords, instead

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
littering is a crime mr. arabian nights man!!!

LAY-ZX
Nov 10, 2009

there are physics on the empty bottles as he throws them away

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

Putrid Grin
Sep 16, 2007

Kooriken posted:

What the actual gently caress is going on in this game

Exactly.

uh oh pancho!
Sep 3, 2004

THE MARATHON WAS COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY

CLEAR TIME SGDQ18

EeeEEEEEEeeee

Yukari
Feb 17, 2011

"That's going in the cringe reel for sure."


Cory in the Blouse posted:

Is this the horniest game in the marathon thus far?

Probably.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Ramos posted:

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
what the gently caress EEEEEEEEE sound is this

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
the dreaded arabian floating snake

Ceramics
May 26, 2014

this is what the prince of persia movie should have been

Kooriken
Dec 27, 2012

This thread is beneath my talent, but I....shall elevate it.
HE ACTUALLY THROWS THE EMPTY POTION OVER HIS SHOULDER ONCE HES DONE I'M DYING

Hellioning
Jun 27, 2008

Is that the snakes screaming or...?

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!
How are we 8 minutes in that felt like two

MuffiTuffiWuffi
Jul 25, 2013

More video game heroes should hurl their potion bottles over their shoulder when they finish drinking them.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
those snakes were moaning

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

uh oh pancho! posted:

EeeEEEEEEeeee

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Top 10 videogame romances

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

Cory in the Blouse posted:

Is this the horniest game in the marathon thus far?

second, after metroid

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Why is there a baby crying in the distance

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