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# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:58 |
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john ashcroft covered up a statue of justice so a boobie wouldn't be behind him on TV
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# ? Jan 10, 2018 18:44 |
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Jenny Agutter posted:john ashcroft covered up a statue of justice so a boobie wouldn't be behind him on TV god drat lmao i forgot about that
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# ? Jan 10, 2018 18:45 |
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Comey scared away Gonzales when he tried to get Ashcroft to reauthorize the PATRIOT act while high as gently caress on opioids
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# ? Jan 10, 2018 18:47 |
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Soulja Boy apologizes for slamming U.S. ArmyReuters Staff posted:Rapper Soulja Boy apologized on Tuesday for lyrics that offended some U.S. Army soldiers, but media outlets reported that stores run by the military will not carry his new album because of the song.
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# ? Jan 10, 2018 18:48 |
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https://twitter.com/meninisttweet/status/578261757954813952?lang=en
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# ? Jan 10, 2018 18:50 |
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shiksa posted:remember when he would have everyone in the audience raise their hands and pledge allegiance to the trump and like, people raised their kids hands and their dogs paws and poo poo
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# ? Jan 10, 2018 18:55 |
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Darrell Issa spent over a million dollars of his own money to recall the CA governor, with the intent of running himself. He broke down crying when Arnold entered the race, muscling him out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2tdOqCwqww
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 01:51 |
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WTF I love Rudy now.
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 02:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaCYEEO-58I
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 02:31 |
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oh right you just reminded me the loving multi year saga okay so 9/11 happens, right? a bunch of good people go oh gently caress across the country and drive to NYC to volunteer to dig through the rubble to help recover bodies and generally be goddamn saints. they’re given improper respiratory protection and develop all sorts of conditions as a result of trying to do the right thing. now I don’t remember the specifics but of course being America these people rack up huge bills and are getting denied by their insurance. jon Stewart is covering this entire saga on the daily show, even having these people on his show to plead for help and shame the government for leaving these people to suffer after doing their national duty without being asked or paid a cent there’s a fund at some point set up by the government to cover these costs for just regular people who got off their rear end and dig through the rubble of skyscrapers to try and get the remains of thousands of people back to their loved ones. the republicans go loving nuts because they’re afraid people are going to cheat the fund and get free healthcare (my god) the money isn’t anywhere near enough. the 9/11 volunteers’ conditions start worsening, and long after we had gone to war with Iraq, they were hosting spaghetti dinners to try and solicit donations to pay for their crippling medical debt as the good reverend says, god drat America this went on for 10 years after 9/11, and everyone just slowly forgot it ever happened. instead of, like, giving the volunteers the health care they needed at no cost. or paying for it out of the goodness of their hearts. or establishing a national health service footnote: Steve buscemi put in 12 hour shifts to dig through rubble and avoided any fanfare. DeVito/Buscemi 2020 Taintrunner has issued a correction as of 02:43 on Jan 11, 2018 |
# ? Jan 11, 2018 02:36 |
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https://twitter.com/DontTaxMyPasty/status/207187382427066368
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 02:38 |
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after the balloon boy came down from the balloon they went on the today show and the balloon boy farted
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 02:45 |
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 05:04 |
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Karl Barks posted:after the balloon boy came down from the balloon they went on the today show and the balloon boy farted but... not sure if this is a fakepost >_>
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 05:20 |
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 07:49 |
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The purported voice of reason in the admin of the 45th pissident, was a retired army general nick named "mad dog"
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 11:35 |
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zegermans posted:Comey scared away Gonzales when he tried to get Ashcroft to reauthorize the PATRIOT act while high as gently caress on opioids Remember when he pretended to be a curtain in an effort to avoid talking to Trump
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 11:52 |
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Ted Cruz announced Carly Fiorina as his running mate and then finished like 4th.
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 12:30 |
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oh lol i had forgotten about fiorina hahahaha oh god
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 12:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St2ne2ZIcYU
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 12:49 |
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Taintrunner posted:oh right you just reminded me the loving multi year saga This is what the first Anthony Weiner being righteously angry at Congress video was about too
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 12:55 |
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The man named after his penis is so good at fuckin he just talked huma out of divorcing him for the 3rd time
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 12:57 |
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crazy cloud posted:The man named after his penis is so good at fuckin he just talked huma out of divorcing him for the 3rd time Good for him
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 12:59 |
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David Vitter’s diapered prostitute fetish
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 15:13 |
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Or maybe he wore the diapers?
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 15:13 |
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Taintrunner posted:oh right you just reminded me the loving multi year saga are you saying the president of 9/11 was trying to capitalize on the horrors for political gain
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 15:18 |
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dead gay son posted:Or maybe he wore the diapers? he is the diaperbabby and he won reelection after the dc madam stuff came out, on a family values campaign
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 15:25 |
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crazy cloud posted:The man named after his penis is so good at fuckin he just talked huma out of divorcing him for the 3rd time he must be an absolute freak in the sack because i can't think of any other reason she hasn't left him yet
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 15:32 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:he must be an absolute freak in the sack because i can't think of any other reason she hasn't left him yet She needs a beard
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 15:37 |
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General Dog posted:She needs a beard
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 15:42 |
👏 gum
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 15:44 |
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:are you saying the president of 9/11 was trying to capitalize on the horrors for political gain George Washington was president of 9/11 this is the trump era
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 16:14 |
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when they tried to implement drug testing for welfare and it cost more than to just give the welfare to people also the governor who put it in to place? his wife owned the drug testing company I dunno we all just forgot about this as if nothing happened
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 16:18 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K0sRkvX4KE
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 16:18 |
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Taintrunner posted:when they tried to implement drug testing for welfare and it cost more than to just give the welfare to people also the governor who put it in to place? his wife owned the drug testing company Not enough lols, everyone's tolerane is too high now. you are trying to peddle lolphine while the rest of the country has moved onto fentanylol
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 16:23 |
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Taintrunner posted:when they tried to implement drug testing for welfare and it cost more than to just give the welfare to people also the governor who put it in to place? his wife owned the drug testing company Yep, that was Rick Scott alright
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 19:07 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:he must be an absolute freak in the sack because i can't think of any other reason she hasn't left him yet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spousal_privilege
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 19:45 |
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/19/politics/sean-spicer-melania-trump-my-little-pony/index.html
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SNL's series of plucky, hard-working Kellyanne skits and her frustrating boss
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