AGDQ2018 Chat Thread [Intelligent] [Humorous] [Tasteful]

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BEST KONG This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong	76	6.13%
Diddie Kong	75	6.05%
Dixie Kong	84	6.77%
Lankey Kong	129	10.40%
Funky Kong	189	15.24%
Mario	198	15.97%
Tiny Kony	65	5.24%
Candy Kong	61	4.92%
Chunky Kong	89	7.18%
Cranky Kong	125	10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.)	149	12.02%
Total:	719 votes

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felch me daddy jr.: Oct 30, 2009

i am extremely here for a long while of strafe-jumping :hai:

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:18

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# ? May 29, 2024 18:15

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

tyblazitar posted:

STAR WARS JEDI KNIGHT JEDI ACADEMY AWW YEAH

PYF star wars character, mine's darth maul

There was this really funny frog guy in The Phantom Menace that I just loved. He was big in that movie but never came back. I wonder why...

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:18

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

God I hope we kill Rosh

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:18

Farg: Nov 19, 2013

better walk cycles than mass effect andromeda

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:18

felch me daddy jr.: Oct 30, 2009

Random Stranger posted:

There was this really funny frog guy in The Phantom Menace that I just loved. He was big in that movie but never came back. I wonder why...

fake star wars nerd spotted, jar jar had a significant role in episode 2 as well

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:19

Farg: Nov 19, 2013

muffin don't play with fire with those 'effin' comments, i don't want you to get banned

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:19

Max Wilco: Jan 23, 2012; I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid.

It's not working out too well...

My favorite thing about the Jedi Knight games is how you're a Jedi, but you can still pull out blasters and grenades to fight the enemy.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:19

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

No SG is no save game?

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:20

mp5: Jan 1, 2005; Stroke of luck!

"effin" guys please ban this streamer

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:20

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

speedrunning the commentary as well 2fast

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:20

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

11 hp holy poo poo

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:20

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

tyblazitar posted:

fake star wars nerd spotted, jar jar had a significant role in episode 2 as well

You got me. I only play the games. My favorite character is actually the guy in TIE Fighter who tells you what rank you've achieved in the Order of the Emperor.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:20

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

Max Wilco posted:

My favorite thing about the Jedi Knight games is how you're a Jedi, but you can still pull out blasters and grenades to fight the enemy.

A very uncivilized Jedi, clearly

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:21

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Dias posted:

No SG is no save game?

doubt it, that'd be real dumb in a marathon

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:21

LAY-ZX: Nov 10, 2009

Max Wilco posted:

My favorite thing about the Jedi Knight games is how you're a Jedi, but you can still pull out blasters and grenades to fight the enemy.

Didn't Luke use a blaster a lot?

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:21

Kaubocks: Apr 13, 2011

this guy's got energy

i'm into it

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:21

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

No Spin Glitch, and here are the rules!

- Timing starts at first input. Timer ends when the final cutscene starts.
- The use of any scripts or macros is not allowed.
- All commands that require the console to configure are not allowed, with the exception of vid_restart which can be bound. The use of the console during speedruns is not allowed.
- It is mandatory to have a visible FPS display in your recording, by using the cg_drawfps 1 command or another fps display. The maximum FPS allowed is 125 able to be set with the com_maxfps command.
- It is mandatory to have a visible in game timer, enabled by using cg_drawtimer 1
- Changing FOV during the run is not allowed; When the game crashes you need to have FOV set to the value you set it to when beginning with the run.
- It is not allowed to change your model to anything else other than the intended Jaden models.
- It is not allowed to change your saber hilt to anything else than what is intended from character creation in the game.
- It is allowed to change your saber colour to any possible through the cfg file; in the command line seta g_saber_color "COLOUR" and seta g_saber2_color "COLOUR".

Restrictions: No Spin Glitch allowed

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:22

felch me daddy jr.: Oct 30, 2009

yeah jedi use blasters and stuff all the time both in games and in other eu stuff

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:22

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Kaubocks posted:

this guy's got energy

i'm into it

all of his gdq runs are like this, it's great

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:22

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Kaubocks posted:

this guy's got energy

i'm into it

kinda sounds like his life is in danger

keeps me on the edge of my seat

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:22

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

KKKLIP ART posted:

No Spin Glitch, and here are the rules!

- Timing starts at first input. Timer ends when the final cutscene starts.
- The use of any scripts or macros is not allowed.
- All commands that require the console to configure are not allowed, with the exception of vid_restart which can be bound. The use of the console during speedruns is not allowed.
- It is mandatory to have a visible FPS display in your recording, by using the cg_drawfps 1 command or another fps display. The maximum FPS allowed is 125 able to be set with the com_maxfps command.
- It is mandatory to have a visible in game timer, enabled by using cg_drawtimer 1
- Changing FOV during the run is not allowed; When the game crashes you need to have FOV set to the value you set it to when beginning with the run.
- It is not allowed to change your model to anything else other than the intended Jaden models.
- It is not allowed to change your saber hilt to anything else than what is intended from character creation in the game.
- It is allowed to change your saber colour to any possible through the cfg file; in the command line seta g_saber_color "COLOUR" and seta g_saber2_color "COLOUR".

Restrictions: No Spin Glitch allowed

I went to check it too. I still dunno what a Spin Glitch is.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:22

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

HELL yeah.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:22

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Late to the party but DrTChops is a great runner

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:23

Kaubocks: Apr 13, 2011

Your Computer posted:

kinda sounds like his life is in danger

keeps me on the edge of my seat

if he speedruns under 50 miles per hour he will explode

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:23

abraxas: Apr 6, 2004; "It's a Yuletide!"

He's a little TOO high energy for me but I'm enjoying him and his awesome run

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:23

jimmydalad: Sep 26, 2013; My face when others are unable to appreciate the

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

It's endearing how genuinely excited CovertMuffin is to speedrun. He's super cute when his voice gets so excited about every little thing that happens.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:23

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

Dias posted:

I went to check it too. I still dunno what a Spin Glitch is.

A glitch where you spin

:rolleyes:

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:23

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

Dias posted:

I went to check it too. I still dunno what a Spin Glitch is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcoFXOzso3o

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:23

Erata: May 11, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

I'm such a nerd for playing Star Wars.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:23

Max Wilco: Jan 23, 2012; I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid.

It's not working out too well...

tyblazitar posted:

yeah jedi use blasters and stuff all the time both in games and in other eu stuff

Obi-Wan was the only one who said that blasters were dumb in the movies, so I now interpret that as him being stubborn about the benefits of ranged combat.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:24

Thursday Next: Jan 11, 2004; FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Dishonored was so good. So good. Going to go play dishonored.

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:24

felch me daddy jr.: Oct 30, 2009

just chugged an energy drink and getting really infected by cm's enthusiasm, this run is extremely my poo poo

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:24

Beasteh: Feb 12, 2012; I'M QUESTIONING MY EXISTENCE AND THIS IDIOT JUST WANTS TO PEE OFF A WALL

covertmuffin has no off switch holy balls

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:24

Vaah: Dec 25, 2008

Has he mentioned "take a bath" yet? :3:

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:25

felch me daddy jr.: Oct 30, 2009

Max Wilco posted:

Obi-Wan was the only one who said that blasters were dumb in the movies, so I now interpret that as him being stubborn about the benefits of ranged combat.

he also said only sith deal in absolutes, don't listen to obi-wan

# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:25