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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I think rear end in a top hat Bruce Banner wants to put the moves on Low Energy Night Nurse.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



OMG OMG OMG OMG SPIDER-HULK! SPIDER-HULK! SPIDER-HULK!

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:



OMG OMG OMG OMG SPIDER-HULK! SPIDER-HULK! SPIDER-HULK!

Sure that makes total sense Spider-Man.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



this makes no sense on any level and I love it

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
I’m guessing Bruce never lost much blood after gaining the ability of turning into a giant green monster at the slightest sign of anger or pain.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Quick, take some Lizard blood and put it in him!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
She took an entire one tube! That's like 5 milliliters of blood! He's practically been sucked dry!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



The Unnamed One posted:

I’m guessing Bruce never lost much blood after gaining the ability of turning into a giant green monster at the slightest sign of anger or pain.

nah he just turns into the hulk, which has insane regen

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Manatee Cannon posted:

nah he just turns into the hulk, which has insane regen

Anemic Hulk is now something I really need to see.

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

The Unnamed One posted:

Anemic Hulk is now something I really need to see.

He'll look like dried up Bane from Arkham Asylum

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Unnamed One posted:

Anemic Hulk is now something I really need to see.

Obviously anemia will make him turn grey.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lol we're getting hulk-spider and lizard-hulk in the same arc

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Manatee Cannon posted:

this makes no sense on any level and I love it

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Spider-Hulk, Spider-Hulk
Needs his blood in greater bulk
Throw a brick at his head
That was dumb, now he's dead
Watch out for newspaper Spider-Hulk

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God they're going to put Peter's blood in Bruce Banner :vince:

How does this strip just keep delivering so much joy and wonder?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
I can't wait for Peter to then need a transfusion, and the only suitable blood type is The Lizard.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Haifisch posted:

I can't wait for Peter to then need a transfusion, and the only suitable blood type is the alligator the hulk punched to jersey.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
The real question is how are we going to get from here to JJJ being the NSM Red Hulk?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

uPen posted:

The real question is how are we going to get from here to JJJ being the NSM Red Hulk?

eventually one of them is going to end up with the blood of both the other two at point his blood will be put into JJJ making Iron-Jonah-Lizard-Hulk somehow

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



uPen posted:

The real question is how are we going to get from here to JJJ being the NSM Red Hulk?

OMG! The Red Hulk with a Hitler mustache!?

I will dedicate the remainder of my life to charitable good works if this happens.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Peter will be too weak to fight and JJJ is forced to give his blood to Spider-Man. Spider-Man cannot stop taking selfies, turning him into something he hates... Baron Mordo.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ImpAtom posted:

Sure that makes total sense Spider-Man.
"You might be trained medical professionals, but I Peter Parker the Amazing Spider-Man majored in SCIENCE :downs:"

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Panel 3 nurse doesn't really look like she cares about Banner dying...

Manatee Cannon posted:

this makes no sense on any level and I love it

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
I'm trying to figure out how he went from sitting in a chair with two armrests in panel one to one of those chairs with a surface to write on that folds down you'd see in a classroom in panel two.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
That's actually the one thing they got right in this mess. Blood drawing chairs tend to look like this:

It's just harder to tell that's what's going on because NSM art.

Noper Q
Nov 7, 2012
My prediction: Pete gives his blood to Bruce.
The Lizard and Hulk get into a fight.
Spider-Man fails (duh) to stop them and gets injured.
MJ reveals she stole a bottle of lizard serum, which is the only thing that can save him.
Then there's a three-way fight between Hulk-ified Lizard, Spider-ized Hulk, and Lizard-ated Spider.
The fight only takes three strips to resolve, but between various tertiary characters reacting to things and weekend and week-start recaps, it lasts all month.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I feel like this is could be the basis to a little indie game on its own. :allears: Just get The Lizard, Hulk and Spider-man, one randomly needs blood and you have to figure out how much of the other two's bloods you need to give to make it through without creating a monster. Random elements, like JJJ or the crocodile will come from time to time. Sometimes JJJ is the nurse.

So, will Hulk-Man be Hulk+extra limbs, extra power-boost, gain spider-sense and/or sticking to wall or somehow the radioactiveness will soak up the gammaness and allow Banner to be free of the Hulk?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
So the whole arc is gonna be blood-transfusion ping pong of rapidly taking blood from conners and bruce and injected each other with it, again and again until...?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Eventually they will all receive Kree blood and it will be like in Agents of Shield, leading to Spider-Man, Hulk and Lizard rebuilding Miami into a replica of Atillan.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
This is ridiculous. Just put everyone's blood in a big bucket in the middle of the room and let people take what they need.

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince

Unkempt posted:

This is ridiculous. Just put everyone's blood in a big bucket in the middle of the room and let people take what they need.

Blood communism is the wave of the future.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Woebin posted:

Spider-Hulk, Spider-Hulk
Needs his blood in greater bulk
Throw a brick at his head
That was dumb, now he's dead
Watch out for newspaper Spider-Hulk

Will you marry me?

The Unfetered One
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Synthbuttrange posted:



OMG OMG OMG OMG SPIDER-HULK! SPIDER-HULK! SPIDER-HULK!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




EorayMel posted:

So the whole arc is gonna be blood-transfusion ping pong of rapidly taking blood from conners and bruce and injected each other with it, again and again until...?

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Noper Q posted:

Then there's a three-way fight between Hulk-ified Lizard, Spider-ized Hulk, and Lizard-ated Spider.

Wait a minute, this is all just building up to Newspaper Spider Island.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep

Woebin posted:

Spider-Hulk, Spider-Hulk
Needs his blood in greater bulk
Throw a brick at his head
That was dumb, now he's dead
Watch out for newspaper Spider-Hulk

masterful

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Unkempt posted:

This is ridiculous. Just put everyone's blood in a big bucket in the middle of the room and let people take what they need.

There is a nonzero chance that Connors will end up drinking the blood

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

:mmmhmm:

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Anyone here every play Bloodbourne? Yeah Newspaper Spiderman is a prequel to that.

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