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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

Oh poo poo, i forgot about those fat acceptance retards claiming to be in perfect health and just happen to be morbidly obese dying at like 35. Dude needs to hurry up.

Find a legitimate medical doctor that will say that though

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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Harald posted:

"The President is in exceptional health and, as recommended, continues to avoid garlic in his diet" ~ Dr. Acula

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

moose face posted:

Find a legitimate medical doctor that will say that though

legitimate medical doctors simply haven't been paid enough yet

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


wow rules

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/951970534958469120

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


gently caress you for making me picture that. <:mad:>

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
The Wiener's Circle :allears:

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Only in America can a complete moron sleep with porn stars and become president. Very inspirational

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You could probably make a million leaking his real test results. Hope some nurse or lab technician is greedy enough

My predictions:

BP: 150/90
LDL: through the loving roof
Light anemia: yes
Prediabetes or diabetes: hell yeah
Good boy: no doubt

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
trump absolutely paid her to have sex with him lol

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The results are in and President Trump is the most healthy man in history. Nobody who ever lived has been more healthy than Donald Trump.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

You could probably make a million leaking his real test results. Hope some nurse or lab technician is greedy enough

My predictions:

BP: 150/90
LDL: through the loving roof
Light anemia: yes
Prediabetes or diabetes: hell yeah
Good boy: no doubt

Fat cancer: yep
Dementia: you know it

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Jose posted:

trump absolutely paid her to have sex with him lol

hey, it is equally likely that he stiffed her on the bill

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol though that paying her off only happened right before the actual election and not months in advance

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

LDL: through the loving roof
Nah he’s been on statins for a while.

Gotta be a shockingly low HDL, though. Can it get below 20?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


I love my hometown. Especially because Trump's scared to set foot there.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

hey, it is equally likely that he stiffed her on the bill

it's far more likely that he stiffed her on the bill than he actually stiffed her

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

hey, it is equally likely that he stiffed her on the bill

she'd def have gone public if this was the case

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

ruddiger posted:

I love my hometown. Especially because Trump's scared to set foot there.

Too bad he still has that hotel with the ugly TRUMP sign on it there

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Jose posted:

she'd def have gone public if this was the case

hence the much larger, recurring bill negotiated through her lawyer

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the enquirer were willing to pay her $20k more than trump

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
I dunno if this was posted but didn't see it on a quick skim. Made me lol sensibly

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
my president - dingus javier tarmp

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Lol wasn't stormy daniels also a prostitute at the bunny ranch at one point? And this dude is afraid of getting poisoned from food?!?!

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Space T Rex posted:

So are we just literally NK now? Is trump gonna announce he gets nothing but hole in ones on all his golfing trips?

juche ideology states that koreans are the best race and to distrust outsiders so basically yeah

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/AndrewBeatty/st...%3D1184%23pti14

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/951977365365764101

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
give back his phone already, you jerks!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i tihnk dogs should vote

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
imagine even 2 days ago if someone said that the government of botswana would formally inquire whether or not botswana was officially considered a shithole by the trump administration

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad

Yeah, but....


....Her EMAILS

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Methanar posted:

imagine even 2 days ago if someone said that the government of botswana would formally inquire whether or not botswana was officially considered a shithole by the trump administration

lmao

https://twitter.com/BWGovernment/st...rump-remarks%2F

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I tell you, WW3 will be US and Togo vs Botswana and rest of the world.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/951985659044020225

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lol

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol wasn't stormy daniels also a prostitute at the bunny ranch at one point? And this dude is afraid of getting poisoned from food?!?!

you might say that trump's personal vietnam never really ended

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


fuckin :lol:

The goddamn president of the united states is getting dunked on via wiener restaurant signs.

e: was hoping that the red letters would contain a secret message though.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

ahahahaaha

https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/951939490825764864

which folder on his desktop do you think is updated more frequently, the one labeled "Gamergate Manifestos (Jan-Apr)" or "Definitely Not My Little Pony Porn"

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jan 13, 2018

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Methanar posted:

imagine even 2 days ago if someone said that the government of botswana would formally inquire whether or not botswana was officially considered a shithole by the trump administration

My sister is literally living in Botswana right now. She's pretty amused.

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