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honk, jesus, honk! if u.. saves –if u... love [jesus] love jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus [jesus] this reads like that "you ever had a dream" kid
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Krankenstyle posted:honk, jesus, honk! It's like Depeche Mode having a stroke.
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And then he just drove off! Yelling that me and my kids were going to Hell! I hope you find him officer, he seems dangerous. Did you catch the licence plate? No, sorry... But you are not going to need it.
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Lobok posted:And then he just drove off! Yelling that me and my kids were going to Hell! I hope you find him officer, he seems dangerous. i liked this post very much
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"Honk, Jesus, Honk!" could be a country song title.
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Revolver Ocelot posted:Revolver Ocelot?  Revolver Ocelot
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I wonder how many sticky letter packs they had to buy for that. There's no way there are 8 U's in one pack
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Millennials are killing the sticky letter industry so they are trying to keep it afloat 
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Detective No. 27 posted:
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Sir, did you see the Jesus van? Can you tell us which way he was headed? Uh, yah. Ok, which way? I just told you. Yah way.
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What, you never seen a sled dog before?
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It ate a piece of snow on the way down!
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See Jesus. See Jesus honk.
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Do you honk Jesus? Honk if you honk Jesus.
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I honk Jesus, if you know what I mean...
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So I googled Honky Tonk Jesus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCcqEbbsvRY
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see Jesus honk honk Jesus honk
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Isn't "honk," slang for masturbating, or has Twitter broken my brain and no one outside of the extremely online thinks this?
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Shamshel posted:Isn't "honk," slang for masturbating, or has Twitter broken my brain and no one outside of the extremely online thinks this? You're definitely broke brain but that's okay we all are. It's 2018.
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Shamshel posted:Isn't "honk," slang for masturbating, or has Twitter broken my brain and no one outside of the extremely online thinks this? "honk off" is, but like you say it's pretty online. I don't think just honk by itself. But of course any verb can be a euphemism in the correct context
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Shamshel posted:Isn't "honk," slang for masturbating, or has Twitter broken my brain and no one outside of the extremely online thinks this? I've been on the internet pretty much every day for the last 15 years and I've never once heard that.
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RCarr posted:I've been on the internet pretty much every day for the last 15 years and I've never once heard that. No, no, not on the internet. It's a Usenet expression.
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And maybe if you've played too much Space Station 13?
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I guess Skeeter grew up to be really into Jesus. Honk honk!
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Paladinus posted:No, no, not on the internet. It's a Usenet expression. Well I use IRC and I've never heard it called honk
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 It's funny because tigers are thought of as strong and graceful, but this tiger kitten is a roly poly chubby boy. He's a round little puff ball. And he's got an upset look on his face, like he knows we're all calling him a cutsey wutsey kitty fluff. But he can't do anything about his because his lil stumpy legs don't go far enough out from his furry barrel body, so he can't do a deadly pounce like a full size tiger
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RCarr posted:I've been on the internet pretty much every day for the last 15 years and I've never once heard that. man Ted Cruz honking off was like the funniest thing all year and you missed it!
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Guy Goodbody posted:
See, that's a lot of context to infer from just a picture. I think this new policy is going to work out just fine.
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Honk because I can no longer see you through my rearview mirror
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Whooping Crabs posted:Honk because I can no longer see you through my rearview mirror Why do they need to be able to see through the rear window when Jesus will clearly save them? 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Why do they need to be able to see through the rear window when Jesus will clearly save them? Jesus, take the wheel while I finish my beer
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Guy Goodbody posted:
For tonight's show, the role of "Guy Goodbody" will be played by Griffin McElroy of "Monster Factory" fame.
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Honk off if you love Jesus
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