2017 Official NFC South Thread: Fluke Rings and Super Bowl Score Memes

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Best In The South This poll is closed.
Atlanta Falcons	33	16.92%
Carolina Panthers	42	21.54%
New Orleans Saints	42	21.54%
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	17	8.72%
You All Suck	61	31.28%
Total:	195 votes

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Silly Burrito posted:

Those are all Rafael Bush fans now.

I did not know until now that they had the same number!

Seems like a bad idea if you want to sell jerseys.

# ? Jan 12, 2018 19:31

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:06

ulmont: Sep 15, 2010; IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Silly Burrito posted:

Man, it's Friday, and people around work are all buzzing about the games this weekend. Most of the consensus is that it's going to be tough, but the Saints and the Falcons will both advance this weekend.

we are so hosed.

# ? Jan 12, 2018 19:57

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Paper bag be gone!

# ? Jan 13, 2018 03:35

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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A.o.D. posted:

Paper bag be gone!

Huzzah!

# ? Jan 13, 2018 03:43

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

It's happening.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 03:57

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

I have a peppers, beason, Williams, smith, newton x2 and a kuechly jersey. People buy em for me. I don't tend to wear em.

My sister got me a Kaepernick jersey from San Fran when she visted, got a jaamal Charles jersey as my fantasy league prize one year when i road him to a win.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 06:01

Stefan Prodan: Jan 7, 2002; I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!; Grimey Drawer

So how should I feel about the Turner hire?

I mean I know he's always dogshit as a HC but he's good as an OC right?

# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:08

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Stefan Prodan posted:

So how should I feel about the Turner hire?

I mean I know he's always dogshit as a HC but he's good as an OC right?

He'll be fine. Everyone keeps having a lol over it but there's not going to be a problem.

Chud is a Coryell disciple as well and cam flourished in that system. Turner uses running backs really well and tight ends really well and he's been known for a long time for tailoring an offense for what his qb can do.

Everyone's gonna post bullshit about Turner having 20 step drops and needing an all universe offensive line but that's not how his offense runs.

Turner is better than Shula and will be fine. Panthers will need some pieces but the situational play calling and letting cam go more no huddle will be a boon in itself.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:22

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Saints/Falcons NFC championship
jags/titans AFC championship

fight me

# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:26

The Big Jesus: Oct 29, 2007; #essereFerrari

empty whippet box posted:

Saints/Falcons NFC championship
jags/titans AFC championship

fight me

Don't stop I'm almost there

# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:29

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

The Big Jesus posted:

Don't stop I'm almost there

Jags-Saints Super Bowl. Brees throws for 500, Bortles throws for 50. Jags win.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:51

Serotonin: Jul 14, 2001; The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Got a good feeling about tonight. Depending on which Falcons offence turns up.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:48

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Serotonin posted:

Got a good feeling about tonight. Depending on which Falcons offence turns up.

Speaking from experience...dont get feelings about any Falcons team :v:

(I think and hope you are right tho)

# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:32

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

BlindSite posted:

He'll be fine. Everyone keeps having a lol over it but there's not going to be a problem.

Chud is a Coryell disciple as well and cam flourished in that system. Turner uses running backs really well and tight ends really well and he's been known for a long time for tailoring an offense for what his qb can do.

Everyone's gonna post bullshit about Turner having 20 step drops and needing an all universe offensive line but that's not how his offense runs.

Turner is better than Shula and will be fine. Panthers will need some pieces but the situational play calling and letting cam go more no huddle will be a boon in itself.

Yeah, the most important thing is that Mike Shula isn't here anymore.

Doesn't seem like Turner has been a world-beater in his previous stops, but imagine what those places would have been like with Shula instead :gonk:

# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:46

Sent from my iPad: Jun 19, 2000

Panthers lyin�

# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:33

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

A.o.D. posted:

My happy place is remembering him pivoting in midair to secure a two point conversion catch in the Super Bowl. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlHyGAw4ffY

In the end that conversion didn't matter in terms if the final outcome, but it was just this magnificent convergence of guts and perfect execution.

Probably not a catch today.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:50

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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A Saints fan from SR sent Cam a present, and it made NFL Network.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGIQoPAv1hk&t=2280s

# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:54

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Silly Burrito posted:

A Saints fan from SR sent Cam a present, and it made NFL Network.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGIQoPAv1hk&t=2280s

a what? a glazed broom?

# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:36

Barudak: May 7, 2007

sexy tiger boobs posted:

a what? a glazed broom?

Swept

# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:38

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

PostNouveau posted:

Jags-Saints Super Bowl. Brees throws for 500, Bortles throws for 50. Jags win.

you know what... I'd be alright with this.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:52

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Serotonin posted:

Got a good feeling about tonight. Depending on which Falcons offence turns up.

weird Asian candy posted:

Speaking from experience...dont get feelings about any Falcons team

(I think and hope you are right tho)

Gonna need ya'll to get Hype or get out.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:53

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Barudak posted:

Swept

thanks I'm dumb. think glazed or whatever he said threw me off.

Chilichimp posted:

Gonna need ya'll to get Hype or get out.

was hype, now worried about cold

# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:53

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Saints? Class?

:thunk:

# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:53

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

Gonna need ya'll to get Hype or get out.

Im all in baby, lets get it! NFCCG here we come!

# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:54

The Big Jesus: Oct 29, 2007; #essereFerrari

PostNouveau posted:

Jags-Saints Super Bowl. Brees throws for 500, Bortles throws for 50. Jags win.

The exact opposite of how I would want the championship rounds to go

# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:54

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Falcs/Titties Mularkey Bowl

# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:55

The Big Jesus: Oct 29, 2007; #essereFerrari

Hell yea

Honestly I don't know which team I would root for... I guess Falcons to make up for last year

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:05

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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I want the NFC South to represent the NFC for a third straight year. I just want a different team from the last two years to do that though. Is that so much to ask?

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:17

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

I want the NFC South to represent the NFC for a third straight year. I just want a different team from the last two years to do that though. Is that so much to ask?

Yes.

Which really only leaves one choice...

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:18

Serotonin: Jul 14, 2001; The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Chilichimp posted:

Gonna need ya'll to get Hype or get out.

Hyped

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:21

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Remember last week's king cake chat?

Just bought this.

Never tried a fried king cake before but I've heard these are good. This one is blueberry cream cheese and was made by the local doughnut place.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:42

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

That looks incredible, Silly! omg

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:45

Serotonin: Jul 14, 2001; The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

That looks bizarre

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:49

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Silly Burrito posted:

Remember last week's king cake chat?

Just bought this.

Never tried a fried king cake before but I've heard these are good. This one is blueberry cream cheese and was made by the local doughnut place.

That's not very traditional :colbert:

# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:08

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Serotonin posted:

That looks bizarre

The green and blue are off putting to me, but it's probably just sugar glaze with food coloring and the choice of color is traditional because gently caress if I know.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:08

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

I want one but Google is failing me

# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:20

Serotonin: Jul 14, 2001; The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

CannonFodder posted:

The green and blue are off putting to me, but it's probably just sugar glaze with food coloring and the choice of color is traditional because gently caress if I know.

Yeah it�s the colour. Looks like my kids paint box

Edit: my kids have just seen the cake and are very excited by it

Serotonin fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jan 13, 2018

# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:23

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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empty whippet box posted:

That's not very traditional

What's not traditional about a food from Louisiana that's fried and full of sugar?

CannonFodder posted:

The green and blue are off putting to me, but it's probably just sugar glaze with food coloring and the choice of color is traditional because gently caress if I know.

Probably my camera but that's supposed to be traditional Mardi Gras colors of purple, green, and gold. The purple does look a bit bluish.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:52

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

I usually order my king cakes from the place in Baton Rouge that I used to work at, but do any of you Louisiana folks have a preferred place that ships nationwide?

# ? Jan 13, 2018 20:56

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Silly Burrito posted:

Remember last week's king cake chat?

Just bought this.

Would, in a heartbeat.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 21:06

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