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Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Stop being offended for other people

This right here.

Edit: and a page snipe, niiiice.

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
What is the German word for "head full of nonsense and raw sewage", I hope it's a really long one with a lot of gutturals and hard palate noises

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

theuglygerman posted:

Not to derail from the lols or to defend Evangelicals, but what is called the Evangelical Church in Germany is actually lutheran/reformed and has little to do with Evangelicals. "Evangelisch" is just another word for protestant in German, Evangelicals would be called "Evangelikale".
Protestant groups in 30s-Germany supported Hitler because they were shithead believers in the German national death cult, not the evangelical one.

Neon Genesis Evangelicals

Woden
May 6, 2006

Methanar posted:

lol the winter olympics are only 27 days away

Maybe the first nuclear winter Olympics.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Flesh Forge posted:

What is the German word for "head full of nonsense and raw sewage", I hope it's a really long one with a lot of gutturals and hard palate noises

Scheißekopf?

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Woden posted:

Maybe the first nuclear winter Olympics.

the lols are NOT going to stop any time soon.

2018 is 13 days old and the concentration of lols has obviously intensified compared to even 2017, let alone the old days of 2016 or 2015.

We'd certainly all be dead without the last 2 years of building up a tolerance.


Imagine a world where bush threatens nuclear war with Iran on social media while simultaneously calling africa shithole while there is a mass exodus of high level government employees while being accused of buying like 4 different prostitutes and obviously forging information presented to the public about the health of the head of state and having hawaii believe the nuclear holocaust has finally begun for 45 minutes.

All in the span of 5 days. But also every series of 5 days is the same thing

and the olympic games are going to be within mortar range of iraq

Methanar fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jan 14, 2018

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

smoobles posted:

Just the thought of sad Donald calling Geraldo Rivera for a pick me up has me lolling really hard, this is the unexpected lol of the day for me

And then Geraldo saying "I love you" to Donald Trump. Ahahahahaha. And then thinking because he said I love you to the president, he shouldn't be racist.

Everything about this tweet is funnier the more times you read it
for all the talk of lols and hmbols itt i rarely achieve full release, but this post sums up my feelings precisely

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Dr.Caligari posted:

Would I get leniency if I robbed a pharmacy after the announcement that a nuke was headed at me?

Theoretical question

You’d garner a couple of lols on the General Bullshit subforum of the Something Awful Dot Com Forums

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Pvt.Scott posted:

Scheißekopf?

Not what I was hoping for :smith:

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Thank goodness for once that I’m a woman because otherwise I’d be longingly staring up at the stars and missing my balls right now.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
currently howling my balls off laughing

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Methanar posted:

currently howling my balls off laughing

You might want to get those checked.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Flesh Forge posted:

Not what I was hoping for :smith:

Not actual German. Just shithead translated literally. Doesn't actually make sense in German. I thought it would be perfect.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/JesseFFerguson/status/952351881703149576?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

how many times has that photo been retweeted to him, lol

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Pvt.Scott posted:

Not actual German. Just shithead translated literally. Doesn't actually make sense in German. I thought it would be perfect.

There is the technically correct word, and then there is the right word, like

Lebensabschnittsgefährte

or

"The dude/chick I am banging right now but lol no way we are getting married"

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

:eyepoop:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cucksman.txt

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

I love this age we live in where digital graffiti is a thing

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

It is good to see in the event of nuclear armaggedon cooler heads will prevail and trump will continue to be mad about the election and Hillary and the book

Bombtrack
Dec 2, 2001

Grimey Drawer

THanks donny.. literally nothing else that might need your attention just happened then, nope.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
Did Fox not say anything about the false alarm yet? POTUS might not even be aware it happened at all

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Woden posted:

Maybe the first nuclear winter Olympics.

lol just wanted to give this joke the credit it deserves. Good joke.

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

g0lbez posted:

Did Fox not say anything about the false alarm yet? POTUS might not even be aware it happened at all

Thats a terrifyingly fair point

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Flesh Forge posted:

What is the German word for "head full of nonsense and raw sewage", I hope it's a really long one with a lot of gutturals and hard palate noises

"Präsident der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika"

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Son of Rodney posted:

"Präsident der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika"

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

Son of Rodney posted:

"Präsident der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika"

Президент Соединенных Штатов Америки

fify

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Son of Rodney posted:

"Präsident der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika"

Thanks!

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Flesh Forge posted:

What is the German word for "head full of nonsense and raw sewage", I hope it's a really long one with a lot of gutturals and hard palate noises

Pretty sure the word you're looking for is "TRUMP!"

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Alan Smithee posted:

It is good to see in the event of nuclear armaggedon cooler heads will prevail and trump will continue to be mad about the election and Hillary and the book

What book? It's a Fake BooK. Made Up by dems (bad!). Someone do something! Have a good time.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


the random Capitalized Words are such a great detail. the writers really nailed the slow degradation of this character's brain. what a great show

wait, what do you mean "this isn't a show"

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

g0lbez posted:

I love this age we live in where digital graffiti is a thing

It's very cyberpunk except instead of asian advertisements it's people trolling the president.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Bombtrack posted:

THanks donny.. literally nothing else that might need your attention just happened then, nope.

You really expect him to care about the fate of Hawaii? Hawaii is not majority white and they didn't vote for him, so he could not care less. Donnie prioritizes his "concern" to states that voted for him and are his base.

Puerto Rico Hurricane- could not care less; can't vote anyway, probably doesn't even know it is part of the US

California wildfires- lib Hispanic state, who gives a poo poo

Hawaii- lib Polynesian state, who gives a poo poo

Texas Hurricane-MY GOD SEND IN THE TROOPS, I will personally go down there multiple times for photo o- to help with the relief effort! God is with you Texas! :911:

He is so transparent that he is driven by his ego and every decision is affected by that.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

theuglygerman posted:

Not to derail from the lols or to defend Evangelicals, but what is called the Evangelical Church in Germany is actually lutheran/reformed and has little to do with Evangelicals. "Evangelisch" is just another word for protestant in German, Evangelicals would be called "Evangelikale".
Protestant groups in 30s-Germany supported Hitler because they were shithead believers in the German national death cult, not the evangelical one.

We're on the same page. I'm talking about the Evangelical Lutherans. Apparently Wikipedia is calling southern protestants Evangelicals? And Pentecostals? I didn't mean to infer America's reclusive snake charmers were dangerous to democracy.

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
Hot take all abrahamic faiths are garbage and I don't get why you guys are debating which ones are the good ones in the almighty Orb thread

Same poo poo different toilet

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN


i instantly believe him

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Haha made me lol!

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
For a lark I jumped back to page 250 of this thread.

It was March, and we were lolin’ about the World’s Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017.

That feels like events that took place on a completely different planet than the one we currently inhabit.

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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
haha hawaii got notified that a nuclear first strike had been launched and nobody even cares anymore

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