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BEST KONG This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong	76	6.13%
Diddie Kong	75	6.05%
Dixie Kong	84	6.77%
Lankey Kong	129	10.40%
Funky Kong	189	15.24%
Mario	198	15.97%
Tiny Kony	65	5.24%
Candy Kong	61	4.92%
Chunky Kong	89	7.18%
Cranky Kong	125	10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.)	149	12.02%
Total:	719 votes

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Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

Zore posted:

Yeah but it was poo poo and didn't really iterate on Alttp's design so much as just copy it wholesale and make it worse

my opinion is different than yours

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Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

Zore posted:

I doubt we get a direct sequel, they haven't directly iterated on a Zelda in almost twenty years

it might not be a sequel in the sense of 'takes place after botw' but it'd be real dumb of them to not iterate on this wildly popular, brand new for the series direction botw take

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:16

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Ramos posted:

Can't play Luigi, sucks.

Who cares

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:16

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

lmao that flip onto the stone sphere

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:16

Erata: May 11, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Musluk posted:

I meant this one lol

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:16

The Lobster: Sep 3, 2011; Massive
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axeil posted:

my favorite part of botw was seeing the mountains to the west of the plateau at the start of the game, thinking "those look cool" and managing to climb them with only the starting equipment despite it definitely not being where you're "supposed" to go at the start.

made my climb up through gerudo valley on to the highlands and then planned a route up the ice walls to the top of the mountain and then froze a lot but found some neat stuff like an ice sword.

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Wrex Ruckus: Aug 24, 2015

Musluk posted:

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Casull: Aug 13, 2005

He double-jumped onto that stone sphere, holy poo poo

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:17

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Xenothral posted:

it breaks your shields real fast though.

the shields you buy from akkala tech lab are super rad hover-shields for low-durability-damage skateboarding and they work on nearly any surface :ssh:

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:17

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

not in the snow and sand! snowboarding is so good

Oh cool!!

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:17

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

that mountain in botw? you can climb it

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Rirse: May 7, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Musluk posted:

Now add Superman 64 and Arabian Knight to it (with whatever for the fourth).

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:17

a penus: Aug 14, 2004; see you next mission

a.lo posted:

Who cares

TAKE YOUR BAD ATTITUDE ELSEWHERE

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:17

Vaah: Dec 25, 2008

This launch is my favorite

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

My math is wonk, but i think we are generating two thousand dollars a minute.

gdqstats confirms this

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:17

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Your Computer posted:

that mountain in botw? you can climb it

As Todd intended.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:17

Kaubocks: Apr 13, 2011

axeil posted:

my favorite part of botw was seeing the mountains to the west of the plateau at the start of the game, thinking "those look cool" and managing to climb them with only the starting equipment despite it definitely not being where you're "supposed" to go at the start.

made my climb up through gerudo valley on to the highlands and then planned a route up the ice walls to the top of the mountain and then froze a lot but found some neat stuff like an ice sword.

the first thing i ever did in botw was find out there was a button to throw your weapon, then i threw my only rusty sword at the first bokoblin i found and it exploded in his face

then he ran up to me and killed me because i had no weapons

game owns

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:17

CJ: Jul 3, 2007; Asbungold

Zore posted:

I doubt we get a direct sequel, they haven't directly iterated on a Zelda in almost twenty years

Majora's Mask, the best zelda, iterated on OoT and is absurdly better

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

2 million dollars

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

the full mountain climbing gear should make it impossible to slip in the rain, fyi

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:17

Zore: Sep 21, 2010; willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d�etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

I'm talking about iterating on mechanics, not story sequel-wise. Even Spirit Tracks was a significant departure from Phantom Hourglass and had mostly changed mechanics.

Literally every Zelda is explicitly tied to another in story.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:17

Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

axeil posted:

my favorite part of botw was seeing the mountains to the west of the plateau at the start of the game, thinking "those look cool" and managing to climb them with only the starting equipment despite it definitely not being where you're "supposed" to go at the start.

made my climb up through gerudo valley on to the highlands and then planned a route up the ice walls to the top of the mountain and then froze a lot but found some neat stuff like an ice sword.

I ran straight to Hyrule Castle. I wanted to see how far I could get. I made it to the final boss room, laughed at how unequipped I was for the fight and went and explored for a good 50 hours

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:18