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BEST KONG This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong	76	6.13%
Diddie Kong	75	6.05%
Dixie Kong	84	6.77%
Lankey Kong	129	10.40%
Funky Kong	189	15.24%
Mario	198	15.97%
Tiny Kony	65	5.24%
Candy Kong	61	4.92%
Chunky Kong	89	7.18%
Cranky Kong	125	10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.)	149	12.02%
Total:	719 votes

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Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Incoherence posted:

Breath of the Wild: "WAIT, YOU CAN DO THAT", The Game

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 22:17

RoboJoe: Dec 30, 2006; We cleanse.
You are the filth.

How is the BOTW DLC? I haven�t played the game for some months but now I want to pick it up again and maybe get the DLC.

Also does anyone know if I bought the DLC for my Wii U would I be able to use it on Switch when I decide to buy one?

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:41

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Internet Kraken posted:

Purah is really creepy and weird.

much 👏 like 👏 your 👏 posting 👏

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:41

CJ: Jul 3, 2007; Asbungold

thanks japan for another 100 year old woman trapped in a 6 year old's body

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:41

itskage: Aug 26, 2003

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

finished version of this one...

I'd just want war to say love instead :v:

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HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

alf_pogs posted:

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Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

finding out how/why hateno village survived the calamity

why did it

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:42

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

itskage posted:

finished version of this one...

I'd just want war to say love instead

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Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

Best BOTW characters:

1. Kass
2. Sidon
3. Purah
4. Zelda
5. Urbosa

don't @ me

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:42

Kaubocks: Apr 13, 2011

RoboJoe posted:

How is the BOTW DLC? I havent played the game for some months but now I want to pick it up again and maybe get the DLC.

Also does anyone know if I bought the DLC for my Wii U would I be able to use it on Switch when I decide to buy one?

i didn't really care for it tbh, more shrines with uninspired reasoning for why they existed isn't what i was really looking for from the game

motorcycle is cool but it's not enough to make me power through More Shrines: The DLC

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:42

Ravus: Jan 15, 2009

Xenothral posted:

And death to say Catfood

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Akett: Aug 6, 2012

Max Wilco posted:

It is complete.

Beautiful!

I was gonna try to do it myself if no one else beat me, and I was planning to make Supes' face tiny because of the resolution thing.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:42

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

LAY-ZX posted:

at these speedrunners sitting around wondering how to carry a flame without a torch and one of them has the brilliant idea of lighting a tree branch on fire

I didn't even realize there were actual torches in the game when I first did that quest, I just had a spare tree branch in my inventory and it seemed obvious

tree branches, wooden clubs, wooden spears, all vaild

so is lighting an arrow on fire and shooting your way from torch to torch, which is what I did when it decided to rain on me when I did this

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:42

Erata: May 11, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Dork457 posted:

I feel like making someone angry:

Send it back to the Island of Misfit Toys please and thank you. :tipshat:

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:42

Max Wilco: Jan 23, 2012; I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid.

It's not working out too well...

itskage posted:

finished version of this one...

I'd just want war to say love instead

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:42

Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

Regy Rusty posted:

Best BOTW characters:

1. Kass
2. Sidon
3. Purah
4. Zelda
5. Urbosa

don't @ me

@Regy Rusty good list

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:42

a penus: Aug 14, 2004; see you next mission

Regy Rusty posted:

Best BOTW characters:

1. Kass
2. Sidon
3. Purah
4. Zelda
5. Urbosa

don't @ me

gonna @ you to wholeheartedly agree

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

grand theft grotto posted:

@Regy Rusty good list

An acceptable @

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

itskage: Aug 26, 2003

itskage posted:

finished version of this one...

I'd just want war to say love instead

I just realized it goes in the order they aired.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

Erata: May 11, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Max Wilco posted:

It is complete.

Thank you for choosing the form of the destroyer!

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

Darkoni: Dec 28, 2010; You do not look terribly noble and yet I feel troubled, attracted, bewitched.

alf_pogs posted:

Mfw I watch speed runs.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

Kaubocks posted:

this is what i did and gently caress yeah it's slow as balls

you can do it in as few as 3 arrows with super snipes

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Doctor Teeth posted:

why did it

if they're getting all memories in this run, you'll find out, but if you don't want to wait (obvious botw spoilers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lKlQ2U0Pvc

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

LAY-ZX: Nov 10, 2009

SeXReX posted:

galaxy brain strats light arrows with the blue flame and shoot torches/the final thing.
it's slower iirc

The second quest like that, where you have to carry the torch down a mountain and up the mountain next door, I found a point where I could just make a 200-foot miracle shot between two torches with the rito champ's super bow. I love BotW for letting that be a possible solution

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

Zore: Sep 21, 2010; willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d�etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Doctor Teeth posted:

why did it

Link hosed up a ton of guardians but got mortally wounded which is why he was put in the shrine for 100 years.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

CJ: Jul 3, 2007; Asbungold

RoboJoe posted:

How is the BOTW DLC? I haven�t played the game for some months but now I want to pick it up again and maybe get the DLC.

Also does anyone know if I bought the DLC for my Wii U would I be able to use it on Switch when I decide to buy one?

it's really lazy content wise but the master sword challenge rooms were fun because you have limited resources and the enemies are in more interesting scenarios than just "guys in a field"

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

EGSunBro: Nov 1, 2012; PEPSI FOR TV-GAME

Regy Rusty posted:

Best BOTW characters:

1. Kass
2. Sidon
3. Purah
4. Zelda
5. Urbosa

don't @ me

1. Link

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

a penus: Aug 14, 2004; see you next mission

itskage posted:

I just realized it goes in the order they aired.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:43

Zeikier: Jan 26, 2010; "This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."

T H I C C

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:44

Musluk: May 23, 2011

itskage posted:

finished version of this one...

I'd just want war to say love instead

let's fix that

imagine I posted this for the 1337th page

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:44

Corek: May 11, 2013; by R. Guyovich

itskage posted:

finished version of this one...

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:44

RoboJoe: Dec 30, 2006; We cleanse.
You are the filth.

Kaubocks posted:

i didn't really care for it tbh, more shrines with uninspired reasoning for why they existed isn't what i was really looking for from the game

motorcycle is cool but it's not enough to make me power through More Shrines: The DLC

That�s a shame, especially considering I didn�t even bother doing all of the shrines in the base game before finishing it. A motorcycle sounds cool though!

# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:44